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Originally Posted by be leaves
but here's my contribution.. i say we take it one step further.. every noun is a nigga.. instead of saying 'that thing' or 'that place' we just say 'that nigga' like:
"you ever been to that nigga down the street next to the pharmacy? "
"ah the one with the big neon nigga on the sign.. "
"yea yea with the top hat looking nigga on his head"
"nahh.. never been in that nigga.. "
"ah shit.. you gotta go.. that nigga's got all kinds of crazy niggas to drink and eat, it's nice as shit"[/I]
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I read it all. I don't think it was funny (just my opinion) but a lot of the funninesness of stand up is in the stand up delivery so maybe it's funnier live. Kudos to you for putting it up there to be ripped apart though, I wouldn't have the balls.
How about...
"you ever been to that nigga down the nigga next to the nigga? "
"ah the one with the big neon nigga on the nigga.. "
"yea yea with the top nigga looking nigga on his nigga"
"nahh.. never been in that nigga.. "
"ah nigga.. you gotta go.. that nigga's got all kinds of nigga niggas to drink and eat, it's nigga as nigga"
It's just as unfunny as yours (again, in my opinion) but has more instances of "nigga" in it which is, after all most of the funny bit of any "comedic commentary" on the word.
You could even go for...
"you ever been to that nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga? "
"nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga.. ... etc"
... which must be funny, surely?