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lithunica 02-28-2009 11:20 AM

Even Chairs kill people
 
"A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.

The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth."

Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration | Sankaku Complex


Now Imagine if chairs could think

arty 02-28-2009 12:45 PM

How does an every day office chair exploding relate to HUAR?

Have you seen the Interesting News Items thread?

lithunica 02-28-2009 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arty (Post 537354)
How does an every day office chair exploding relate to HUAR?

Have you seen the Interesting News Items thread?

um its almost robots, anyway no i didnt see that thread, thanks for pointing it out to me

Akai 03-01-2009 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lithunica (Post 537312)
"A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.

The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth."

Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration | Sankaku Complex


Now Imagine if chairs could think

...jesus, fuck torture porn this is the new horror flick!

wannabejew 03-03-2009 02:25 PM

Can I say that I am having a tough time sitting in my office chair as I type? Fucking owwwwwch!

BlinkChic182MN 03-04-2009 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wannabejew (Post 538820)
Can I say that I am having a tough time sitting in my office chair as I type? Fucking owwwwwch!

LOL.... i know, i wish my chair would explode right about now, workmans comp!

wannabejew 03-04-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlinkChic182MN (Post 539096)
LOL.... i know, i wish my chair would explode right about now, workmans comp!

Though I don't think our office chairs are set up quite the same way. Perhaps I'm safe from Killer Death Chairs. One can only hope.


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