Not sure if this is porn or HUAR thread
 

They're teaching the metal bastards to have sex:

"Sexed Robots 2005
The sexed robots are autonomous wheeled platforms fitted with nylon genital organs, respectively male and female. They are programmed to explore their environment, occasionally entering a "in heat" mode, where they will try and locate a partner in the same state. If a partner is located, the robots will attempt to mate."

Follow the link, they even have a movie of robot sex.

First, they came to vaccumn our floors, and I didn't care because I wasn't a floor. Then they came to be army pack mules, and I didn't care because I wasn't in the army. Then they came for our women...

Oh yeah i saw this. It's weird. makes me feel funny to watch robots doing it.
they came for our women long ago...see www.fuckingmachines.com

Great. First they outsourced IT, which is what I do. Now this.