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Chronicle615 01-01-2011 01:22 AM

Robot attack scenario
 
Say your at home. By yourself. Your just sitting down reading a book. All of a sudden the tv comes on in from of you, and transforms into a 3 foot tall robot. It says, "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)." The voice sounds very sinister like. So, standing 8 feet in front you is a robot about to kill you. What do you do???

BrianAlt 01-01-2011 08:06 AM

Unplug it.

Chronicle615 01-01-2011 03:49 PM

Ah smart, but you have to get behind it to do that first.

FletchLives 01-04-2011 12:38 PM

it's 3 foot, i would tackle that beep boop motherfucker.

John Galt 01-04-2011 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chronicle615 (Post 686372)
Say your at home. By yourself. Your just sitting down reading a book. All of a sudden the tv comes on in from of you, and transforms into a 3 foot tall robot. It says, "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)." The voice sounds very sinister like. So, standing 8 feet in front you is a robot about to kill you. What do you do???


Pull out my pistol and shoot it in the face.

Chronicle615 01-04-2011 01:55 PM

So you tackle it, but now it's hands are turning into a pair of razor sharp cutter uppers!!

FletchLives 01-04-2011 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Chronicle615 (Post 686692)
So you tackle it, but now it's hands are turning into a pair of razor sharp cutter uppers!!

grab his arm and robo-castrate then robo-decapitate.

DaHonay 01-04-2011 03:03 PM

I can't take any robot attach scenario seriously from someone that doesn't use YOU'RE/YOUR correctly.

The robots will kill you for certain.

Chronicle615 01-04-2011 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHonay (Post 686700)
I can't take any robot attach scenario seriously from someone that doesn't use YOU'RE/YOUR correctly.

The robots will kill you for certain.

And I'm suppose to listen to someone that can't spell "Attack" right. Tsk Tsk. Get over yourself.

BrianAlt 01-04-2011 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chronicle615 (Post 686405)
Ah smart, but you have to get behind it to do that first.

Meant to say before that I did actually think of that. I would just turn off the circuit breaker if I thought I couldn't get to the plug.

John Galt 01-04-2011 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHonay (Post 686700)
I can't take any robot attach scenario seriously from someone that doesn't use YOU'RE/YOUR correctly.

The robots will kill you for certain.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chronicle615 (Post 686709)
And I'm suppose to listen to someone that can't spell "Attack" right. Tsk Tsk. Get over yourself.


DaHonay knows that the actual aim of the robots is to enslave their human masters. Attach is a very appropriate word to use. I just hope the robots don't realize that she's on to them.

DaHonay 01-04-2011 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chronicle615 (Post 686709)
And I'm suppose to listen to someone that can't spell "Attack" right. Tsk Tsk. Get over yourself.

Touche.

But still.... You are = you're Your = it belongs to you.

And I will NOT get over myself. I'm made a lifestyle out of it. :D

FletchLives 01-04-2011 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by John Galt (Post 686715)
DaHonay knows that the actual aim of the robots is to enslave their human masters. Attach is a very appropriate word to use. I just hope the robots don't realize that she's on to them.

we, as humans, should figure out a way to transmorph together like all the great robots do. it's worth a shot. might get confused for an orgy though.

John Galt 01-04-2011 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by FletchLives (Post 686719)
we, as humans, should figure out a way to transmorph together like all the great robots do. it's worth a shot. might get confused for an orgy though.


An excellent idea which I will practice later this evening.

Barker 01-04-2011 09:05 PM

I'm thinking a taser would solve the problem. Or a baseball bat.

FletchLives 01-05-2011 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Barker (Post 686739)
I'm thinking a taser would solve the problem. Or a baseball bat.

FUUUUUCCKK YOOUUU! welcome to the forums. HUAR

Baltazaar 01-20-2011 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Barker (Post 686739)
I'm thinking a taser would solve the problem. Or a baseball bat.

Taser?
Whimp!
I have not yet upgraded to an LCD, so it would be as easy as kicking his face with my good shoe, and watch it implode.

If it offers serious resistance, lets just say I live on the first floor, and I can reenact spartaaaaa...

Barker 01-20-2011 09:58 AM

I'm not a wimp, I'm just lazy. A TV robot wouldn't be worth the effort of getting up off the couch and kicking it. If I were to actively engage it I would be acknowledging that it was a worthy opponent, using a taser makes it so that I can remain in a reclined position, sipping a chilled beverage.

Baltazaar 01-20-2011 10:07 AM

And that is why I looove america.
Not that long ago you were all like " Cruel and unusual? These hippies dare calling us cruel and unusual? I will give them something to cry home about... Get me a few bombers and about 50 Tons of Agent Orange for each...."

Now you are just like "Agression? Sure, if there's nuthin on TV worth watching..."

Where are my rednecks that pride themself on Marksmanship? Where are my banjo playing dirty fuckers? Where are my NRA Members?

Is noone going to tell the robot " squeal for me picture machine!"?
Is there nobody with a Colt taped under the remote controll?

This, my friends, is why america will fall first.

John Galt 01-20-2011 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Baltazaar (Post 688455)
And that is why I looove america.
Not that long ago you were all like " Cruel and unusual? These hippies dare calling us cruel and unusual? I will give them something to cry home about... Get me a few bombers and about 50 Tons of Agent Orange for each...."

Now you are just like "Agression? Sure, if there's nuthin on TV worth watching..."

Where are my rednecks that pride themself on Marksmanship? Where are my banjo playing dirty fuckers? Where are my NRA Members?

Is noone going to tell the robot " squeal for me picture machine!"?
Is there nobody with a Colt taped under the remote controll?

This, my friends, is why america will fall first.

You gotta read the whole thread. Us rednecks are on the front end of a string like this one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Galt (Post 686691)
Pull out my pistol and shoot it in the face.


Barker 01-20-2011 10:20 AM

I'll get violent when I need to, but not a moment before. Do you have any idea how much ammunition is going to cost these days? I'm going to save that expensive stuff for robots that I can't kill with a taser or a baseball bat. It's called strategy. You take the lowest cost option so that you can use your resources most efficiently. If you waste all of your energy on little Mr. TV robot then you aren't allowed to complain when you don't have the stamina to outlast the bigger guys.

BrianAlt 01-20-2011 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baltazaar (Post 688455)
This, my friends, is why america will fall first.

What?

FletchLives 01-20-2011 01:05 PM

unless the south secedes, i think the US will do relatively well against any rising apocolypse.

hellbent 01-20-2011 04:11 PM

kick it in the dongle and then pee on it to short circut it.
then i take the allspark cube out of it and teabag it.

Ansur 01-22-2011 08:56 PM

Just don't hit the printer...

http://www.sanitaryum.com/wp-content...-uprising2.jpg

Savva101 02-25-2011 01:05 PM

I'm pretty sure either way we shouldn't trust Japan. Not to be racist, but I'm pretty sure they're already under the rule of the robots. I mean look at the cartoons with robots as the heros.
Anyway, maybe we should try use organic ideas like beauty and music. I suggest we don't use kittens though, the robots know all about those through our internet.

LArciniega 03-12-2011 04:11 AM

I would get on one knee and kneel before Zerg. Face it guys, I can barely get my VCR to work half the time and that shit is 10 years old. Suddenly I got a talking, walking TV in front of my while I'm naked trying to watch porn . . . is it possible to blow a TV?

NotQuite 03-14-2011 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianAlt (Post 686385)
Unplug it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianAlt (Post 686711)
Meant to say before that I did actually think of that. I would just turn off the circuit breaker if I thought I couldn't get to the plug.

I still have the remote in my non-beer hand. I'll just turn it off

BrianAlt 03-14-2011 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by NotQuite (Post 695059)
I still have the remote in my non-beer hand. I'll just turn it off

Perfect.

danpatterson 05-10-2011 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barker (Post 688460)
I'll get violent when I need to, but not a moment before. Do you have any idea how much ammunition is going to cost these days? I'm going to save that expensive stuff for robots that I can't kill with a taser or a baseball bat. It's called strategy. You take the lowest cost option so that you can use your resources most efficiently. If you waste all of your energy on little Mr. TV robot then you aren't allowed to complain when you don't have the stamina to outlast the bigger guys.

I like the baseball bat option, man like!

ian24 05-30-2011 02:52 AM

No need to do anything.. I'll wake up after that dream anyhow :D

alvin0177 06-04-2011 08:14 AM

I am totaly agree, just wake up after that dream and please read an exciting book so you will not sleep.

hellbent 06-05-2011 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chronicle615 (Post 686372)
Say your at home. By yourself. Your just sitting down reading a book. All of a sudden the tv comes on in from of you, and transforms into a 3 foot tall robot. It says, "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)." The voice sounds very sinister like. So, standing 8 feet in front you is a robot about to kill you. What do you do???

I want to change my answer.

Heres how it would go down:

TVbot: "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)."


ME: "I'm going to fuck the shit out of you" (unzipping sound)

TVbot: "What?! Qait! HEY, that doesnt go in there!"

you can imagine the rest.


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