Robot attack scenario
 

Say your at home. By yourself. Your just sitting down reading a book. All of a sudden the tv comes on in from of you, and transforms into a 3 foot tall robot. It says, "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)." The voice sounds very sinister like. So, standing 8 feet in front you is a robot about to kill you. What do you do???

Unplug it.

Ah smart, but you have to get behind it to do that first.

it's 3 foot, i would tackle that beep boop motherfucker.

Pull out my pistol and shoot it in the face.

So you tackle it, but now it's hands are turning into a pair of razor sharp cutter uppers!!

grab his arm and robo-castrate then robo-decapitate.

I can't take any robot attach scenario seriously from someone that doesn't use YOU'RE/YOUR correctly.

The robots will kill you for certain.

And I'm suppose to listen to someone that can't spell "Attack" right. Tsk Tsk. Get over yourself.

Meant to say before that I did actually think of that. I would just turn off the circuit breaker if I thought I couldn't get to the plug.

DaHonay knows that the actual aim of the robots is to enslave their human masters. Attach is a very appropriate word to use. I just hope the robots don't realize that she's on to them.

Touche.

But still.... You are = you're Your = it belongs to you.

And I will NOT get over myself. I'm made a lifestyle out of it. :D

we, as humans, should figure out a way to transmorph together like all the great robots do. it's worth a shot. might get confused for an orgy though.

An excellent idea which I will practice later this evening.

I'm thinking a taser would solve the problem. Or a baseball bat.

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Taser?
Whimp!
I have not yet upgraded to an LCD, so it would be as easy as kicking his face with my good shoe, and watch it implode.

If it offers serious resistance, lets just say I live on the first floor, and I can reenact spartaaaaa...

I'm not a wimp, I'm just lazy. A TV robot wouldn't be worth the effort of getting up off the couch and kicking it. If I were to actively engage it I would be acknowledging that it was a worthy opponent, using a taser makes it so that I can remain in a reclined position, sipping a chilled beverage.

And that is why I looove america.
Not that long ago you were all like " Cruel and unusual? These hippies dare calling us cruel and unusual? I will give them something to cry home about... Get me a few bombers and about 50 Tons of Agent Orange for each...."

Now you are just like "Agression? Sure, if there's nuthin on TV worth watching..."

Where are my rednecks that pride themself on Marksmanship? Where are my banjo playing dirty fuckers? Where are my NRA Members?

Is noone going to tell the robot " squeal for me picture machine!"?
Is there nobody with a Colt taped under the remote controll?

This, my friends, is why america will fall first.

You gotta read the whole thread. Us rednecks are on the front end of a string like this one.

I'll get violent when I need to, but not a moment before. Do you have any idea how much ammunition is going to cost these days? I'm going to save that expensive stuff for robots that I can't kill with a taser or a baseball bat. It's called strategy. You take the lowest cost option so that you can use your resources most efficiently. If you waste all of your energy on little Mr. TV robot then you aren't allowed to complain when you don't have the stamina to outlast the bigger guys.

What?

unless the south secedes, i think the US will do relatively well against any rising apocolypse.

kick it in the dongle and then pee on it to short circut it.
then i take the allspark cube out of it and teabag it.

Just don't hit the printer...

http://www.sanitaryum.com/wp-content...-uprising2.jpg

I'm pretty sure either way we shouldn't trust Japan. Not to be racist, but I'm pretty sure they're already under the rule of the robots. I mean look at the cartoons with robots as the heros.
Anyway, maybe we should try use organic ideas like beauty and music. I suggest we don't use kittens though, the robots know all about those through our internet.

I would get on one knee and kneel before Zerg. Face it guys, I can barely get my VCR to work half the time and that shit is 10 years old. Suddenly I got a talking, walking TV in front of my while I'm naked trying to watch porn . . . is it possible to blow a TV?

I still have the remote in my non-beer hand. I'll just turn it off

Perfect.

I like the baseball bat option, man like!

No need to do anything.. I'll wake up after that dream anyhow :D

I am totaly agree, just wake up after that dream and please read an exciting book so you will not sleep.

I want to change my answer.

Heres how it would go down:

TVbot: "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)."


ME: "I'm going to fuck the shit out of you" (unzipping sound)

TVbot: "What?! Qait! HEY, that doesnt go in there!"

you can imagine the rest.