I'll get violent when I need to, but not a moment before. Do you have any idea how much ammunition is going to cost these days? I'm going to save that expensive stuff for robots that I can't kill with a taser or a baseball bat. It's called strategy. You take the lowest cost option so that you can use your resources most efficiently. If you waste all of your energy on little Mr. TV robot then you aren't allowed to complain when you don't have the stamina to outlast the bigger guys.

What?

unless the south secedes, i think the US will do relatively well against any rising apocolypse.

kick it in the dongle and then pee on it to short circut it.
then i take the allspark cube out of it and teabag it.

Just don't hit the printer...

http://www.sanitaryum.com/wp-content...-uprising2.jpg

I'm pretty sure either way we shouldn't trust Japan. Not to be racist, but I'm pretty sure they're already under the rule of the robots. I mean look at the cartoons with robots as the heros.
Anyway, maybe we should try use organic ideas like beauty and music. I suggest we don't use kittens though, the robots know all about those through our internet.

I would get on one knee and kneel before Zerg. Face it guys, I can barely get my VCR to work half the time and that shit is 10 years old. Suddenly I got a talking, walking TV in front of my while I'm naked trying to watch porn . . . is it possible to blow a TV?

I still have the remote in my non-beer hand. I'll just turn it off

Perfect.

I like the baseball bat option, man like!