Robots with Teddy Bear Faces to Rescue Wounded Soldiers
 

"A really important thing when you're dealing with casualties is trying to maintain that human touch."

Terminator was WAAY of.. After spending several lunches studying robotic engineering (for dummies, ed. 1984) and looking at some artwork of Elena Kucharik, I have made some rough sketches of what the coming robot invasion will (probably) resemble:


http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/8...edetroyto6.jpg

If your first target practice wasn't fun enough, the second one is an evil bear looking robot worth millions of dollars (or 2 virgin points) that brings enemy survivors right to you.

Kiding aside, what if you have a spine injury or something very severe that requires a minimum of body mouvement? I say it's garbage.

hmm. did anyone think about asking the soldiers?
 

This is just my opinion, but if your some bad-ass highly trained soldier in a war, and you happen to get shot the fuck up, wouldn't your pride already have taken a big hit? I think the last think you'd want is to be carried back into camp by this giant gay-looking teddy bear who cradles you in its arms like a little kid who fell asleep in the car and had to be carried in to bed...IT's a warzone people!