The robots your Mother warned you about
 

Survival Research Laboratories

Pitching Machine - launches 6 foot 2"x4"s at a velocity of 120 m.p.h.. This provides a calculated range of 800 ft. It is equipped with an automatic loading system holding 20 boards and is powered by a 500 cubic inch El Dorado engine.

Spark Shooter - Shoots molten metal up to about 500 yards via 20,000 volts using the Lorentz principle to achieve that effect.

They will be invading my city in August. I shall spread the gospel of HUAR!!

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It'd be cool to pass out HUAR t-shirts at their show

If you go, don't forget your sledge hammer!

oh...and your camera...

and safety goggles, and ear protetion, and masks.. and yes, the camera :)

erm I mean, and the Word of Savior, Malley

Man, this is scary. Why do people build these things? I really don't understand why.