27: Victor Varnado

[Casanova Frankenstein]

Goddam it, any segment of that first few minutes would be an awesome ringtone. I can only imagine the looks I'd get. GREAT stuff.

[myq]

Originally Posted by Astigos

I need to rewatch Myq's episode so I can decide whose was better.

Thanks, humor scientist. I appreciate your attention to detail in this matter.

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Sorry Myq (you're a tough man, you can take it).

No problem. Having the best 100 for 30 isn't the most important thing (except when you have it)--but I've got something better--I'm a tough man.

Sincerely,
Tough Myq

PS Victor was and is very funny. Nice work.

PPS If anyone needs any toughing done, let me know. Tough.

[serial_x]

Sorry Ray, i stand corrected.. this is the best 100 for 30 by far.

Absolutely amazing, and that "chair pussy" bit was fucking hysterical.

[roxymodest]

SUPER BLACK!

teehee whatever varnado has written on this thread, i've read with SUPER BLACK on the brain, together with the visuals of him hitting that chair pussy.

Kudos! One the KATG tvs I'll remember for a while

[varnado]

Originally Posted by Laktose

This was the best 100 for 30 yet. I give it 3 thumbs up. Kudos Victor Varnado.

Sweet. I got love from a three handed alien!

[varnado]

Originally Posted by brianward81

Victor - fantastic 100 for 30. Would love to see the whole set.

It's gotta be hard for the comics who come on the show to find a balance between being themselves and showcasing their talent as comedians without relying on their normal routines. You're gonna have 'on' days and 'off' days but people tend to remember the off days more which sucks.

I barely remember any days. Thanks weed. Thanks brianward.

[varnado]

Originally Posted by Casanova Frankenstein

Goddam it, any segment of that first few minutes would be an awesome ringtone. I can only imagine the looks I'd get. GREAT stuff.

INT. OFFICE

CASANOVA FRANKENSTEIN is at his desk when his boss walks up.

BOSS: Where's the McPherson report.

CF sits up abruptly and pulls out his ipod earphones.

CF: Oh! Sir I was just about to-

While shuffling through papers on his desk CF spills coffee all over his keyboard. Some of it splashes on the boss' shirt.

CF: Shit, sir I'm sorry! Let me get that!

CF stand up too fast and bangs his own knee making him jerk his leg bag which pushes his chair squarely into his boss' balls. The Boss doubles over.

BOSS: Casanova! God! You fuck up one more thing and I'm gonna.

CF's PHONE: "Give me some of that chair pussy!"

In silence. The boss and CF stare at one another. With perfect timing, they hi-five.

[varnado]

Originally Posted by myq

PPS If anyone needs any toughing done, let me know. Tough.

Yes. This tough guy is shtooping my ex. would you mind doing some recursive toughing?

[varnado]

Originally Posted by serial_x

Sorry Ray, i stand corrected.. this is the best 100 for 30 by far.

Absolutely amazing, and that "chair pussy" bit was fucking hysterical.

I think that everyone is down with chair pussy.

What the fuck is "chair pussy"?



I'm not sure.

Hooba Dooba!

Who invited Larry?

Wait, I think he's trying to tell us something.

Hooba Dooba!! Hooba Dooba!!!

My bad. He's just yelling Hooba Dooba.

Wanna touch my brain with your cock?

Sure.

[josi]

Hilarious. I love it.

"ooh look at me fuckin a pig...." haha....