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10-20-2009, 07:21 AM | #31 (permalink) |
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Goddam it, any segment of that first few minutes would be an awesome ringtone. I can only imagine the looks I'd get. GREAT stuff.
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No problem. Having the best 100 for 30 isn't the most important thing (except when you have it)--but I've got something better--I'm a tough man. Sincerely, Tough Myq PS Victor was and is very funny. Nice work. PPS If anyone needs any toughing done, let me know. Tough. |
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SUPER BLACK!
teehee whatever varnado has written on this thread, i've read with SUPER BLACK on the brain, together with the visuals of him hitting that chair pussy. Kudos! One the KATG tvs I'll remember for a while |
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CASANOVA FRANKENSTEIN is at his desk when his boss walks up. BOSS: Where's the McPherson report. CF sits up abruptly and pulls out his ipod earphones. CF: Oh! Sir I was just about to- While shuffling through papers on his desk CF spills coffee all over his keyboard. Some of it splashes on the boss' shirt. CF: Shit, sir I'm sorry! Let me get that! CF stand up too fast and bangs his own knee making him jerk his leg bag which pushes his chair squarely into his boss' balls. The Boss doubles over. BOSS: Casanova! God! You fuck up one more thing and I'm gonna. CF's PHONE: "Give me some of that chair pussy!" In silence. The boss and CF stare at one another. With perfect timing, they hi-five. |
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I think that everyone is down with chair pussy. What the fuck is "chair pussy"? I'm not sure. Hooba Dooba! Who invited Larry? Wait, I think he's trying to tell us something. Hooba Dooba!! Hooba Dooba!!! My bad. He's just yelling Hooba Dooba. Wanna touch my brain with your cock? Sure. |
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