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Keith 02-11-2008 05:05 PM

9: Last Comic Standing
 
Crazy Mike, Jesse Joyce and a million Last Comic Standing hopefuls

AdamS 02-11-2008 09:23 PM

I want longer KATGTV episodes, like 15 minutes, minimum. You two don't have much else to do all day, right?

phooey 02-11-2008 09:28 PM

wow, the guy with the tattoos...

check this out... Life upside down is Death! and carpe diem on the inside of his lip... Yeah... CARPE fuckin DIEM if you can see the inside of my lip.

what else does this guy have? just before sex this guy tells his girl.. check under da balls... yeah. dats right.. read it.. uh huh... hang in there baby! right there on the inside of his balls... with a picture of a cat hanging off the scrotum.. http://iwishyouluck.com/images/hang%...ere%20baby.jpg

yeeesh.

McNally 02-11-2008 09:41 PM

He showed us another one of a tattooed Rolex on his wrist, and the time on the watch is the exact second that his daughter was born. I almost left it in, because he said, "Here I got a Rolex, which most people would say is BAALLLLLIN'!" Haha... That guy should win.

phooey 02-11-2008 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by McNally (Post 354940)
He showed us another one of a tattooed Rolex on his wrist, and the time on the watch is the exact second that his daughter was born. I almost left it in, because he said, "Here I got a Rolex, which most people would say is BAALLLLLIN'!" Haha... That guy should win.

He is like the Carrot Top of Tattoos!

Shanny 02-11-2008 10:06 PM

That was awesome at the end to have them sing the theme song!

wlenno92 02-12-2008 01:24 AM

ok so itunes doesnt have it yet for me for some reason.. where are you guys downloading/watching the ep? is it on youtube?

McNally 02-12-2008 01:41 AM

You should be able to get it from http://katgtv.libsyn.com

iheartnihilism 02-12-2008 02:51 AM

i like #20. Or rather, I like the guy trying to be slick right behind #20.

Carpe Diem inside your mouth is retarded. I just spent an hour looking for a pic of the guy from rancid who's got BEER with an arrow on the inside of his lip. Now that's smart.

Some other good ones:
http://www.bmeink.com/A50825/high/bmegl119792.jpg
http://www.bmeink.com/A70326/high/bmepb489474.jpg
http://www.bmeink.com/A50328/high/bmegl039390.jpg
http://www.bmeink.com/A31005/high/liptattoocut.jpg
http://www.bmeink.com/A30910/high/ownmjb8x.jpg

McNally 02-12-2008 02:54 AM

Some of those tattoos should be totally hot, but something about an inner lip closeup really makes them lose their spark.

iheartnihilism 02-12-2008 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by McNally (Post 354999)
Some of those tattoos should be totally hot, but something about an inner lip closeup really makes them lose their spark.

Was thinking the same thing. It's so..red..and veiny. And they fade immediately. Fucking pointless.

Clopin 02-12-2008 06:32 AM

The only thing that keeps popping up in my mind is the picture of him sitting at the tattoo shop while they are doing that inner lip tattoo. Just makes me want to go and get some bananas for the fellow.

1969 02-12-2008 02:19 PM

"that's the worst that has happened to you? you need a punch in the face!"


that's great. did you do the little fake punch at him too?:p

jump froggy!

Renaux 02-12-2008 02:26 PM

Those eyes Jesse, holy magics. His eyes make me uncomfortable.

The beer one is nice but if Keith tried to get that he would have a bear in his mouth buurrrr

MaH112 02-12-2008 03:34 PM

Nice work having Jesse Joyce standing in front of a Guiness neon sign...Keith's idea?

McNally 02-12-2008 04:50 PM

Yes it was, thank you.

isabella79 02-12-2008 05:22 PM

Another awesome KATG TV episode!
That dude with the Life/Death tattoo totally ripped off Method Man, he's had that exact tattoo since the 90's!

OSLIN 02-12-2008 06:34 PM

I hope Chemda gave out cards and told them to submit for Keith's show next year. Much more dignified than camping out on the streets. Glad the weather wasn't too bad for them...weird to see people in NYC in the dead of winter with no coats on !

Deuce Deuce 02-13-2008 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by OSLIN (Post 355274)
I hope Chemda gave out cards and told them to submit for Keith's show next year. Much more dignified

not necessarily

foxdougan 02-13-2008 09:12 AM

Wow, Jesse Joyce really does have scary eyes. I hadn't seen a picture of him before but now I believe he looks like he's in constant murderer mode.

mica 02-13-2008 09:49 PM

Poor Mcnally, how much editing did it take to cut all the gay scenes from Crazy Mike???

Mikey 02-14-2008 12:07 AM

loved this shit. jessie really does have some scarry eyes. :eek:

Great editing / cam work mcnally. :cool:

McNally 02-14-2008 02:37 AM

I thought I had footage of Keith twisting Mike's arm, and I was gonna put it in so you could hear Mike's girlish yelp. But I didn't have it. Sad face.

Mikey 02-15-2008 04:43 AM

this one is 2nd to phenomenuuuugh

HumbleNarrator 02-19-2008 12:06 PM

KATGtV is really turning into something cool. The news desk style beginnings were interesting enough, and Phenominahhhhh was simply perfect, but the current direction of the show has staying power. McNally, you have to stay in NYC forever to keep the good times rolling...

so the Beer tattoo in the lip - does that mean that Matera would have a "dick" tattoo and an arrow on his lip? :p

crazy mike 02-20-2008 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by HumbleNarrator (Post 358594)
KATGtV is really turning into something cool. The news desk style beginnings were interesting enough, and Phenominahhhhh was simply perfect, but the current direction of the show has staying power. McNally, you have to stay in NYC forever to keep the good times rolling...

so the Beer tattoo in the lip - does that mean that Matera would have a "dick" tattoo and an arrow on his lip? :p

Yes. that's EXACTLY what it means.

HumbleNarrator 02-20-2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazy mike (Post 359014)
Yes. that's EXACTLY what it means.

haha - Love you on the show Mike

AiNE 12-29-2008 07:50 AM

im watching last comic standing... its series 4.. but theres a chick on called michelle ballan.. and i just heard her do at least 3 shows ive heard before... YouTube - Michele Balan (LCS Season 4 Ep. 5)

ive heard the police on bicycle joke, the remote control vibrator and i cant remember what her other joke was, but check Jeff Dunham i believe the cop joke is his...

AiNE 12-29-2008 07:52 AM

EXTRA CIGARETTE ONE WAS THE OTHER ONE!


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