128: Dimed Out
 

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Fuck yeah Dimed Out, song of the year!

"What if your enemy is killed, but Piffle is cloned?" LOL :D :D :D

I like how Keith can't be tricked into pig fucking because he's seen Wishmaster. I'd like to see a short novel/ collection of Keith stories that relate to everything he's learned from those movies. Might be funny. Or not.

Dimed Out has a fun rock energy to it. But I liked it more after the lyrics were explained.

I gotta say. One of the worst things about cig smoking is that it completely ruins the smoker's sense of smell. You have no idea that your hands, breath, and clothes smell worse than an ashtray. It's an incredibly tough addiction to kick. Like most addictions it can make the user defensive.

I hope Danny treads lightly with the smoking thing. What is a bad habit to non-smokers is a total way of life to the smoker. Whatever alternatives are suggested, e-cigs (which work pretty good throughout the day - then you have a beer and need a real cig) or gum or patches - there's just nothing like that real smoke. It's so gross but so enticing.

You look goofy, but there's no odor to using a vaporizer :)

of all my vices, i think cigarettes have been the most useful. i don't like 'em for every day because i will absolutely tear through a pack if i have one; i have the self control of a toddler. BUT, i can't tell you how fucking valuable the things i've found out in smoking circles have been or how many back room deals i've seen go down outside the right party. AND it is an easy efficient method to get out of talking to someone boring OR pick up a conversation with someone interesting.

I have decided I will not take up smoking cigarettes as a new hobby.

Also, fuck yeah! Dimed Out rules! The video is really cool too.

Wowza! Great vid indeed.

"I only like it when it's dimed out" is a great predecessor to their follow up hit, "I have tinnitus. Can you repeat that please?!"

A song whose lyrics I seem to be singing a lot lately :D

I would totally fuck any animal if I had to in order to save a loved ones life.

You know I would do anything for you.

Its not but fuck a pig. Its ANYTHING.

I mean you can do things to make it nice. I mean all jokes aside with the right amount of lube its gotta be nice. That's where you cum in a hurry like your mom is coming up the drive way and your jerking off in the living room but you just have to cum. I mean you can make it quick. You can also watch porn or just think about that German girl that blew you once but you cant remember her name now.

This ep was kinda depressing...
Is the ep without Keith or Chemda going to happen next?

I was at a party with Xerxes and he was closer to my drink than I was, and I asked him, "Xerxes, can you - "

And he interrupted me to say, "Fuck a pig? Absolutely! Where is it?"

This ep was awesome. Keith's responses to Danny and Chemda trying to talk him into a fucking a pig were so golden the standard economic unit of account should be based on them.