33: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis
 

Danny does his monologue, which is obviously an A+. He then segues into an exciting story which is also an A+. Jesus Christ, this kid is on a roll. Best show in the business! After the story, Danny and his pals Keith and Chemda talk about some other things like stress, canker sores, friendship, jobs, PayPal and lady come. All of that is an A+, as you can imagine. Are you kidding me with this show? Three A-plusses in a row? Pinch me, I must be dreaming.

Oh, also Keith makes another bed joke.

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This particular monologue brought the funny in a frenzy and left me frozen in fear of it ever falling off...

Also, enjoyed the description of riding a bike. It really does bring you back to when you were a kid riding a bike without a care in the world.

Some day Danny needs to go to a mountain state and ride. You go to a ski resort and pay $12 to put your mtn bike on the back of a ski lift and ride 2,000 feet plus up the mountain. In the summertime it feels completely different than in the winter. You ride a full suspension bike, (which are incredibly expensive but ride like a Cadillac all smooth) down the mountain on trails just the width of your tire. Literally swinging through the trees it's the most exhilarating feeling ever. Almost as exciting as nearly losing your life to some NYC cabbie, no doubt.

Jesus Christ be careful on your bike. Your dark humor will become just dark if you lose your legs to a fucking cabbie on a bluetooth.

Goddamn if the opening joke didn't start the show off right and the LOLs kept rolling from there.

Thanks for your kind words, guys.

And that story was based on riding my bike home from work in Oklahoma, where it's a little bit more safe. I haven't actually ridden since I moved to New York. I'd be too nervous to.

Danny - I loved the story mate. And the last bunch of episodes have been gold too, just busy with work to be able to come on the forums and say so.

Like someone else said, I look forward to these shows like I did the Patrice shows each week. You ain't no Patrice, but she ain't no Danny either. What the fuck does that mean? I don't know...

You're good?

Wow wow wow. I love Danny's story!