47: Gossip Friday

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

your birth was a mistake, buttrag.

LOL!!!!! You really should stop wasting your time on these silly forums, you're hilarious. Move to NY and try to be a comedian. You'll be a star I'm sure.

[scotticus]

Why are you here?

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

What's the next thing you're wondering about drama queen?

mmmmmm all this attention feels good, doesn't it?

[Enunciated Piffle]

Perhaps DJ Quad's confused his VIP banner with service at a restaurant.

He's unhappy. He's naturally inclined, (horrible pressed-directly-against swollen colostomy bag, pun - intended) and thus, in a shitty mood.

He has paid good money. He feels entitled and demands his whims be met.

Usually the poor waitress is trapped. She is obligated to deal with his passive-aggressive pity party. He's special and thus deserving. This is repeated endlessly until one day he goes onto an internet forum.

Sobbing and shit talking to all, he is surprised at the response.

KISS MY BROKEN ASS, FOR IT IS IN A WHEEL-CHAIR! He exclaims.

None listen. One drunken asshole in Montana promises to park illegally in the handicap parking spot, just as soon as he leaves for more beer. Possibly getting into a wreck and becoming a paraplegic himself on route. And thus, not unlike the Bible, it all works out and everyone gets laid.

The End!

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

mmmmmm all this attention feels good, doesn't it

Another attempt at being funny, this time with an included picture to try to illustrate that.

C'mon now, even you can do better than that. Your home movie looked like what you did in exchange for rent. Holding down the m key doesn't impress anyone when you're cybering.

[Dean from Australia]

Originally Posted by Keith

Also Dean, weren't you the one that shat on a Danny show in the first place?

You get excited quickly. Breathe.

Ahhh - yes. I was wondering how long it would take for you to bring that little shit nugget back up. Good for you Keith.

I think you'll recall that I stood up after the fact and admitted that I was a cunt and I was wrong about Danny's show. Since then, it is the one show I actively listen to each week. It's one of the big reasons I pay for VIP.

Good to know where I stand with you...

[scotticus]

Quit heckling. You're ruining the show.

Can we get McNally in here and make this a party?

[shoogbear63]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

Another attempt at being funny, this time with an included picture to try to illustrate that.

And it was awesome.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

Another attempt at being funny

it was funny. i received a number of congratulatory tweets.

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

The End!

Now THAT'S funny. It's common knowledge I'm "disabled". If you're gonna try to be funny at least try to be a little more original.

The most ironic thing is even though I can't walk, I still feel sorry for you.