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dannyhatch 02-12-2015 11:05 PM

87: The Card
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Fuck Valentine's Day.

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Fan Question:
Dearest Brother Love,
My boyfriend and I are celebrating our second Valentine's day this week. We're still very much in love- honeymoon phase is still on thank goodness. He's thoughtful and great with gifts for birthdays and holidays. The one thing, is that he never gives a card. I want to ask him about it but I don't want to sound like a nag. After all we're still in our honeymoon phase and I don't want to ruin that!
Am I being unreasonable for wanting a card on Valentine's day?
You rock dude - Them Vibes is as you would say "hot and slammin"

Keith 02-13-2015 03:06 AM

I never thought of that. If you're a loser in the office, be the guy with the folders and not the pad.

Like being a waiter: Always be pretending to make or get a drink. You can't pretend you're carrying a steak.

Or just do your work. It can't be too hard if you can get away with that stupidity.


I wonder who would fuck Steven Tyler faster: Sarah or Brolo. Place your bets.

I picture Steven after he fucked Sarah looking at his audio box yelling, "WHY ARE ALL MY KNOBS SO OFF AND SO CRA - Oh. I see... Sorry man. Can someone reset this though?"

Brolo: "Yeah I got it."

Steven: "Thanks, Bro!"

Brolo: "Bro or bro?"

Steven: "Huh?"

Brolo: "Nothin'. I got it." mumbles: "song and daaaaaaance, my friend..."


"Don't tell her if you see her." I loved that.


The Card talk: It inspired me to finally write down my CARD thoughts. I am now officially writing down my stand-up, and thanks to Brother Love.

"The dragon swoops you into the volcano..."

I picture a maitre d at the end of it: "You enjoy that trip, my lady?"

"Yes! My man is the best! And now the card! I love it all!"


"But I hired a dragon before you were born!!!"

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