3: Solar System of Jizz
 

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things to gift a lover. Ever.
With special guest Chemda aka The Girl.


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I'm not back at work yet, and therefore can't afford this, but I love Lauren so I got VIP anyways! Can't wait to hear what I've been missing!!

Hilarious. I love Lauren's Britney impression. I loved that you guys also came up with better gift ideas. I personally don't mind the chocolates and flowers, but I don't REQUIRE them. My husband and I basically wait until we really want something to get it rather than doing it during a specific occasion. It works out better all around, especially for our budget.

You guys really hit your stride this episode; hilarious and well paced. Loved it.

These are gifts to or from lovers but they are shitty enough for me to share;

For Christmas a couple of years ago my aunt bought me a donkey. But I didn't even get to pet the fuckin thing, it was a donkey bought for some village apparently. So in my Christmas card there is a little card saying, "The WhoKnowsIfThisPlaceExistsVille Village in Whosawheresadatta now has their own donkey to assist in farming and..." I can't remember the rest but seriously.

This same aunt bought my daughter a little llama doll thing made with real llama hair! As if the real llama hair makes it better.

My sister bought my wife and I as a combined present for Christmas, a small plastic shitty measuring jug half filled with some chocolates.

I have bought some of the gifts on your shit list for my wife but she seemed to like them at the time. I will now go home and grovel and apologize since the err of my ways has been put on full blast with a bucket of sass.

That's niiiiiiiiiice! You won't be disappointed. There are so many good shows!

Awesome, thank you.

UGH. That is awful. Just get me socks for godssakes. But maybe her intentions were good. I don't know your aunt. She just needs some guidelines. Play her this episode.

The show was great. You guys really have a great tempo and mix of personality.

Seriously in love with this show, I've listened to each one about 5 times lol :x
Emmy and Lauren are such great cohosts!!

Awwww, thanks buddy!

"Umm I fuck my dad all the time"

This is why I adore these two.