4: ... But What Am I?
 

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things they've said to someone. Ever.


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Where's the poll? :P

Please. Like I need a poll to see that Emmy is a shittier person than me.

Get it Hennessy.

Hey you pronounced my name correctly!!! Not many people say it right.

Emmy is by far the meanest. Almost every one of Laurens 'mean' sayings could easily be explained by age and the situation but Emmy just has a mean spirit in her. I really wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of her.......Oh shit she's going to read this isn't she. Fuck now I'm done in for.

Hahaaaa!!!! Well to be fair, I think Emmy's behavior could be explained by age. ....And neglect. She hasn't stuffed me anywhere to beat the shit outta me. Yet.

I will never be able to get the image of Pencil Jerk's cock-mouth face out of my head.

Thanks, spe!

Well, some bitches just not the ones that get on your wrong side.

Jesus Christ...I never ever want to be on Emmy's bad side.

Thanks for the sweet shout out, yes that is me in my wedding dress from 5 years ago :)

I loved how we could hear Chemda losing it in the background when Emmy was telling her stories. And those were some epic stories, although I think your friend that mooched for 2.5 years was kind of asking for it.

I too had once broken the code of using someone's email password against them. One of my friends(let's call her C) was acting crazy in regards to my other friend ( call her L) in that every time my friend L would leave town to see her boyfriend, C would state that she had been raped. C was also forcing herself to throw up and had a bunch of really fucked up things going on. The worst C did though was let L's cat out in downtown Indianapolis and then claim that she did no such thing (there literally was no other way for the cat to get out of the apartment other than C letting him out.) Suspicious about the rapes, I checked C's email and found out that she was not being truthful about everything to which I confronted her and called her out on her craziness. to this day C doesn't think she did anything wrong and we are no longer friends. I also will never log into anyone's email again because although I did find out the fucked up truth, it is still not my place.

Hilarious episode. I can't wait for the one with Absies. :)

That was awesome.

The episode was great but I reckon the show would work better and build to a dramatic climax if you counted down to number one instead of up to number ten. Y'know, like David Letterman. Or Casey Kasem. Cause they did everything right.

Dude. 1 is better than 10. We aren't doing the top ten worst things of things. The show is Bottoms UP. Meaning we are counting UP to the WORST, being 10. GEDDIT??

We aren't trying to be Casey Kasem. But thanks for the constructive criticism!

Maybe learn to climax backwards??

Brah, Chemda and I have gotten past that. For real. You should too.

OUCH!

Lol I didn't even realize I did that, those were the easiest letters for me to remember since both of their names actually start with the same letter.

Yes sir, I'll get right on that.

Good boy.

I'll have to ask Emmy about this one. Hajeez.