5: Thicker Than Water
 

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to their bottom 10 family moments. Ever.
With guest, Emmy's best buddy Absies.


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I wasn't able to get my folks to convert the audio of my little kid voicemail quick enough but when I have it I'll try to post it in here!

As usual Emmy wins everything. Jesus christ. I'm glad she was able to flourish as well as she did considering the circumstances. Like Lauren said, thank god for society as well.

Loved it I'm not the only one with a fucked up family. My mother's side of my family disowned me for leaving New Mexico too take care of my father when basically he was on his death bed. So thank you Keith And The Girl and everyone involved for saving my dad when even our own family turned their backs on us. Also Lauren Emmy keep doing GREAT shows i love them all, you guys make VIP worth every cent. :D

Wow. Well can I just say how cool it is that Jonny Bravo is your avatar? We might be the same person. Which would be weird cause I'm gay-dating your dad. Your mom's side has to smoke a little more and relax. I'm so sorry that happened to you.

Have they cooled off a little?

OK first off YES! I love johnny bravo. The whole time i listen to the show I thought Lauren and I are kinda the same person. Now i know we are.
Also no they haven't. I haven't talked too my mother or that side of my family in over 3 years.

Their loss. MY GAIN!

Well if they didn't do what they did I might have never known Keith and The Girl so in a way losing them was the greatest thing that ever happened!

Oh by the way you guys should do a top 10 of the worst friends you have ever had. like one time my buddy was about to get jumped, so i started fighting them! when i looked back that son of a bitch was gone! i got the shit kicked out of me and when i got home my buddy was sitting there playing MY video games...... So i kicked him in the nuts........ everyone has had a couple asshole friends

WOAH. Thats a great fucking list! Gotta think about that. I'm so happy you kicked that guy in the nuts. He totally deserved it. What an asshole. You're a good friend.

I am an overachiever what can I say.