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19: Getting Some Dickstance
Myka Fox hosts Chemda Khalili to discuss writing, sensitivity, and (work)loads.
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Listening to Myka always reminds me of the massive difference between how men and women see things.
Really loving the idea of Chemda getting that album out. What a great idea! |
This ep snuck up on my heart and gave it a surprise ball-squeeze (a good thing).
Only Myka & cHemmo could turn a story about some guy asking where he should blow his load into an interesting and fucking hilarious yet thought-provoking story. 11/10 will relisten. That crack about "save your cum a 9 month trip and cum in the trashcan" had me laughing so hard I almost crashed my car :D :D :D And Danny's thoughtful pause before he definitively ruled out having cum in a trashcan was a hidden gem. Guys do have delicate little egos. Any bloke who gets his penis in a knot about a joke like that sounds like a bit of a precious little angel. If some chick told me to cum in a bin, I'd give her a fucking |
HE GOT TO CUM ON YOUR TITS!! You got to make a non-specific joke about it. Do what you need to make yourself feel better about it, but don't expect him to not be overblown and douchey like his first response.
We all could be less lazy, Myq Kaplan included. Fun episode. |
Best MFAF ep yet. Beautiful and hilarious and I wanted it to go on for another two hours at least.
About 50 minutes in Chemda said if she had all the time she wished she had then one of her dreams would be a weekly Chemda and Myka show. I had been thinking the exact same thing for the last 49 minutes. |
How DARE you suggest my precious fucking cum get placed in the trash and not your whore face. Seriously, what a weird response to a joke... especially from a dude who tried to negotiate the landing pad of his jizz mid-coitus.
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Loved It
One of my favorite shows from the KATG Network ever - Chemda, Danny & Myka make a great team - hint, make time for a weekly show! - and I too eagerly await the December 2015 release of Chemda's next album.
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Regarding Chemda's worst thing: I often feel that way too. I often feel like I'm fooling people. It's like I can respond to an email and people think my response is perfect, just what they were looking for. And I'm thinking: all I did was respond to a stupid email.
It's also why I'm great at meetings. I can come up with solutions on the fly, my ideas are generally good and I can assess a situation quickly. I think: okay, if you think I'm great, then I guess I'm great. But I still wonder... Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk |
Thanks so much for the positive feedback on this episode. It was a scary one for me to do considering the volatile subject involved. If he got mad about a status, imagine his reaction to an entire podcast dissecting the incident. Nevertheless, I am proud of this episode, thanks for listening and making it worth the risk!
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I will buy that CD. Amazing idea Myka!!!
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Yes I can't wait for the album. Maybe I can trick Chemda into letting me sing on a track.
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More Praise for Myka and the KATG universe!
Myka,
Sorry this is long … What a great episode! Such a frank, adult conversation about sex and how awkward it can be sometimes, especially the first time with a new partner. You would think us guys would be out here thinking, “ yeah, Myka, talk more about someone cumming on your ass!” But it wasn’t like that at all. I could totally relate, and I agree with you that the first time with someone new is more of a fact-finding mission than anything else. Chemda pointed out that a person, on their own, is not “good in bed.” It’s the chemistry between the people involved. It takes a while to figure out what they love sexually, or what distracts them, what sends them over the edge fastest, and even where everyone likes the cum to end up (trash can is still funny). I’ve had zero great one-night stands, but learning what turns someone on over time leads to the best sex ever for me. I’ve wanted to say this for a while, too. As a KATG listener of about six years, I feel like I know some of the guests better than I know some of my friends. I’ve heard the highs and lows of your lives, and I really feel like you’re my friends, too. I feel, lately, that you, Danny, Keith, Chemda and Lauren are like the core “family” of the show. Any combination of these people results in the best possible show. Like this episode, for instance. You, Chemda and Danny have such a laid-back, hangout vibe. I felt the same about the recent KATG show, “Hot Sauce.” How can just hanging out, talking about hot sauce be so entertaining? But, man, I loved it. Chemda said something else that resonated with me: Myka, you are so loveable. It must be really weird, maybe even creepy to hear that from someone you don’t even know, especially some random dude. But, remember, I’ve “hung out” with you, in a sense, for years. Who could forget your famous “fuck Kentucky” period, for instance? That still makes me laugh hard. It’s weird, from a listener standpoint, too, to feel like you’re friends with someone who doesn’t know you from shit. So many times, when I listen to you, I think, “Fuck, she is so awesome, so smart, so hilarious, what a great brain! I love this woman. So glad we're friends. Oh, wait ..." So, I guess I’m saying I really appreciate you and the show, and the whole KATG universe. You’ve added so much to my life, you can’t even imagine. Thank you. Craig from Cleveland |
Craig,
Thank you so much! It is always wonderful to hear that you are lovable! Thanks so much for listening and getting me. Believe me, it is not taken for granted! Myka from KATG |
19: Getting Some Dickstance
I did hang out with her. She's not that lovable. :p
But she's easy to love. |
I am new to VIP and this show caught me and reeled me in immediately. I've just caught up and listened to them all now and this was a great fuckin episode. Myka you fuckin rock and keep me thoroughly entertained. This scenario is hilarious to me and I have had long thoughts on this before because women never even think about this problem before hand. I have asked the "Where do you want me to cum?" question and have learned that having a girl have to think about the multiple choice question you've just presented her in a pretty exposed moment is not an effective method, since the answer is she doesn't want to deal with that sticky hot mess at all, gotta stick with the yes/no question because it is harder to say no in a sexual situation. Personally I'm not a fan of no in the bedroom since if a girl asks me for anything, it's going to happen. Not to say I'd never say no, I've been fortunate enough to only receive reasonable requests thus far. So since virtually every guy is praying/mind-willing you to take it in the mouth, I might lean a little more towards his side if he asked off the bat. But to me, there was no wrong answer there. You can't ask someone to pick and then tell them that's the wrong answer. As far as the joke goes, maybe it was a tad blatant being a couple days later or whatever it was, but fuck it. It was a good joke. It may have bothered him a little bit, but I doubt its going to reside in him or hurt his feelings very much. It definitely was more taking a shot at the question, which most women have to have received. I like the album idea for Chemda as well. Being new to VIP, I have started to listen to the old episodes and just learned that was her singing the intro to KATG. Personally, I like the slower version way better now too. And the first time I heard the "Hoe watch" segment with Patrice from back in the day, I officially loved Chemdas singing voice. Cheers Myka, you are awesome and beautiful and you own what you do and who you are. Don't feel bad for these boys when they can't hang.
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Fuck you and welcome to the forums.
Interesting that this made you need to make your first post on these forums. And you really don't know. It could bother him for the rest of his life. It shouldn't, but it could. |
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I agree. But he seems overly sensitive, doesn't he?
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Suggestion: http://www.bikecad.ca/faqFiles/enter_key.jpg Bust out a couple of these next time the thought of some guy requesting clearance for jizz-landing gets you all hot n bothered. |
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your failure and inability to read a long paragraph. I'll be sure To give you Plenty of space Between words From now on. |
Welcome to the forums, great post, great response!
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Easy to read, and mildly amusing as opposed to the textual equivalent of getting a brick to the face. You're welcome. |
I guess reading a book is completely out of the question.. Lol
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Why do you think I fucking listen to podcasts?? |
Great episode and definitely fearless!
My 2 cents, the reason the guy got his knickers in a twist was if you were going to go public with the post, regardless of the timeframe, he wanted prior notice and to be in on the joke. |
So whatever happened to that Barnes and Noble deal, and will the work done for it ever see the light of day?
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It’s a movie now.
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We all could be less lazy, Myq Kaplan included.
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