1006: Salty Biscuit

[Ishitonyou]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Agreed - whichever guy can cum the fastest watching other guys jerk off, has to be the gayest. And yes, it is an evil game. Bested only by the apple-sauce-ass-fucking in my opinion.

I don't think that the apple-ass-fucking was a game, just sex.

[Junkenstein]

Well Fuuuuuck youuuuuu and welcome to the forums.

And, agreed. This Apple In The Chapel, sounds like Jimmy Norton's Monster Rain, really....

[archicat]

Very good show, Ray was great as usual… however it’s entirely possible that my opinion is no longer objective .

Apparently in Ireland we have something that’s the equivalent of half & half but it’s called something else (according to intern anyway but I forget what it’s called). Evidently the Irish are just a more resolute group of people, we go one way or the other – milk or cream; no half this and half that shenanigans.

We also don’t have fraternities in Ireland; from the stories we’re not missing much. We like drinking baaah’s here, not the faggot baahh’s.

[Junkenstein]

Is it "Black and Tan"?

[Ishitonyou]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Well Fuuuuuck youuuuuu and welcome to the forums.

And, agreed. This Apple In The Chapel, sounds like Jimmy Norton's Monster Rain, really....

Except in any weather most probably.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

I think every guy that can keep a hard-on in a room full of dudes jerking it is half gay in the first place. Beyond that the debate is just rhetoric.

You are right, but i guess that's supposed to be part of the sexual development of both guys and girls. I have experimented with my sexuality, but i never jerked off with other guys, not even when i was in a dude only situation. But most people i know did it in their life, and i wouldnt say they're gay.

i would go for the simplke option:

likes penis=gay dude

doesnt like penis=not gay dude

likes penis and vagina=bisexual

likes penis but not really he just does it for teh lulz=confused

The rest (cum cookies, apple juice, sword fighting) are just silly shenanigans.

[punk'n]

Until hearing Ray's story, I really thought all those gay frat-hazing stories were urban myth. I mean who the fuck would want a bunch of stranger's approval so bad that they would strip naked in front of them and do strange things involving food and ass and/or cum?!

Note to all frat boys- srsly- get a life, it's not worth it, sorry Ray.

[Junkenstein]

It's a dude thing Punks, i dont know at what level a girl could get it. I'm not trying to be sexist, it's just some weirdness that testosterone helps.

We dont have fraternities in Italy, but weird stuff happens in catholic boy schools or the military. When i was in the military, there was a lot of penis involved rituals, horrifying cum-related jokes and whatsoever. It's not the need for approval, it's the fear of what would happen if you say no. And the need for bonding. Men will do stupid stuff to bond with other men. There are exceptions but it happens most of the time...

[punk'n]

^^

You must be right, cos I went to an all-girls Catholic high school and there were no naked pillow fights, no box-eating initiation ceremonies, basically no jerk-off material whatsoever.

Sorry guys, you can forget I ever said that. Its not true, I am a liar.

[Junkenstein]

No giggly girls in uniform with sexy stockings?
No stern nuns that "taught you a lesson?"
No hunky gardners or pizza delivery boys?

Reality is so sad. One day we will have all to go the japanese way and have sexy schooolgirls only in videos.

Yet, in Italy, the catholic schoolboy stuff still goes strong. Go Catholics!