1012: I'll Fight You

[jadogg1222]

Originally Posted by punk'n

Holy shit, I'm only 5 minutes into the show and Keith has me on the floor with the Samantha voice, and I must say it sounds a lot like his Harvey Fierstein!

I love Sex and The City but it is so, so ridiculous.

Yes I was rollin around laughing my ass off too. He does a great Samantha impression should start the show off like that every time...well not every time anyways great freaking show love these guys. The wedding video.....awesome.

[levendus]

Originally Posted by Patrice

Why would you need Black friends to recreate a video full of white folks?

Because I know they won't just recreate it, they'll use their super black powers of rhythm and surpass those white folks.

I mean if it's one thing we've learned from black comedians in the 90's it's that white folk can't dance anywhere near as well as black folks can.

I mean sure it's ok being white, holding most positions of power, most likely never going to see a jail cell, having all standardized tests culturally biased in our favor, and pretty much all our children are legitimate, but it would sure be nice if we weren't always the melvin on the dance floor. <sigh> Well a white boy can dream.

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by levendus

... they'll use their super black powers of rhythm and surpass those white folks.

I mean if it's one thing we've learned from black comedians in the 90's it's that white folk can't dance anywhere near as well as black folks can.

I mean sure it's ok being white, holding most positions of power, ... <sigh> Well a white boy can dream.

To paraphrase Cromwell, "I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, step away from the shovel."

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by Patrice

Why would you need Black friends to recreate a video full of white folks?

To take it to the next level. Seriously... some black people are going to do a full fledged concert on youtube since the seed has been planted.

[roxymodest]

i usually hate wedding gigs but that was probably the most fun i've watched today

and yes, keith doing that samantha expression was soooo good. props to ya keet. and at first, i said "...snagglepuss?" LOLZ

[Sprout]

Who the hell are the twentyfive idiots who picked Manson?

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by HuggieBear

I re-listened to the show and I still think Ayn's an annoying cunt. And I'd gladly say that to her and/or your face McNally.

And then wrestle them?

[McNally]

Willingness to say ignorant shit to a person's face is not a positive thing. Though I've noticed that people who grew up in ethnic households seem to think that it is. The congratulatory phrase "That's mighty white of you," used when someone acts reasonably, didn't come from nowhere.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

Which makes you either a scientist (you appreciate someone who can disprove what you say as making a positive contribution) or a grown-up (you don't believe yourself infallible).
But how do you respond when somebody agrees with you, without contributing anything new?

That's why God invented the high-five.

[McNally]

Or the phrase "That's mighty white of you". You can use it in all kinds of ways! And it's just fun to say.