1016: Cold Hearted Snake

Keith · 08-05-2009, 06:52 PM

"There's no way to win is the answer."

Myq Kaplan

PoorGradStudent · 08-06-2009, 02:04 AM

My corny feedback joke became the title of the episode?! Sweet!

archicat · 08-06-2009, 08:22 AM

Myq would have been an awesome teacher; I can only imagine the amazing puns and wordplays I'd have been taught as a kid...another 'what if' to add to my life collection.

Blitzgal · 08-06-2009, 08:24 AM

It's hard to vote for this one. I think these people are more likely to harm themselves than others.

archicat · 08-06-2009, 08:31 AM

The majority of these abnormal people/freaks will live their lives loving inanimate objects and that's it - but every now and again one of them will snap and do some shit. On the news they'll report the story along with 'As well as mass murder, this person married a rollercoaster three years ago'...let's just say I wouldn't be so surprised.

Blitzgal · 08-06-2009, 09:20 AM

That Sobini motherfucker was also obsessed with black men taking all the white women. He claimed the only reason women went to college was to get big black cock. And then on the day that Obama gets elected he decides it's time to start planning to shoot some bitches up.

punk'n · 08-06-2009, 10:39 AM

Myq was saying something about how the lady that's in love with the rollercoaster should have a polygamous relationship with it, and anyone else who loves the rollercoaster...
well, if you watch the movie that that lady is on, "In love with the Eiffel Tower" (i think), there are two women that discover they are both in love with the Berlin Wall and they decide to share him. The lady that has been in love with it longer makes the other girl a replica of the Wall that she can have when the first lady is being "with" the wall. They don't share sexual experiences, but they respect each other's feelings and have it all scheduled so only one of them is "with" the Wall at a time.

It's fuckin creepy.

Junkenstein · 08-06-2009, 11:16 AM

When Patrice first mentioned this type of fetish, i watched the doc. They seemed more like super introverted and extremely sad freaks. But not the type who would hurt anyone.

As a counterpoint, anyone could turn dangerous, but if we followed this path we should be suspicious of all sexual deviants, and then we would have no KATG forums.

gin_web · 08-06-2009, 12:38 PM

can't get into this episode

Keith · 08-06-2009, 12:55 PM

And the last time gin commented on a show:

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Originally Posted by gin_web

What the fuck is going on with this episode

Some things aren't for everyone. We'll get you next time. A lot of confusing shit's going on right now when it comes to shows and you. It could be too much. Breathe deep and we'll see you the next day.

View Poll Results: Re: freaks that "marry" inanimate objects. Are/will they be dangerous to others?
Yes; they're gonna snap and hurt somebody. (As if they haven't snapped already...)	44	31.43%
No; they just like what they like. Who cares? It's harmless.	96	68.57%
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archicat Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 404	The majority of these abnormal people/freaks will live their lives loving inanimate objects and that's it - but every now and again one of them will snap and do some shit. On the news they'll report the story along with 'As well as mass murder, this person married a rollercoaster three years ago'...let's just say I wouldn't be so surprised.
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08-06-2009, 09:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	That Sobini motherfucker was also obsessed with black men taking all the white women. He claimed the only reason women went to college was to get big black cock. And then on the day that Obama gets elected he decides it's time to start planning to shoot some bitches up.
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08-06-2009, 10:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	Myq was saying something about how the lady that's in love with the rollercoaster should have a polygamous relationship with it, and anyone else who loves the rollercoaster... well, if you watch the movie that that lady is on, "In love with the Eiffel Tower" (i think), there are two women that discover they are both in love with the Berlin Wall and they decide to share him. The lady that has been in love with it longer makes the other girl a replica of the Wall that she can have when the first lady is being "with" the wall. They don't share sexual experiences, but they respect each other's feelings and have it all scheduled so only one of them is "with" the Wall at a time. It's fuckin creepy. __________________ twitter.com/punkn
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08-06-2009, 11:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	When Patrice first mentioned this type of fetish, i watched the doc. They seemed more like super introverted and extremely sad freaks. But not the type who would hurt anyone. As a counterpoint, anyone could turn dangerous, but if we followed this path we should be suspicious of all sexual deviants, and then we would have no KATG forums.
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08-06-2009, 12:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
gin_web Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 194	can't get into this episode
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