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View Poll Results: Have you ever severely hurt yourself masturbating?
Yes; I tore my dick, sprained myself or otherwise put myself in pain from touching too much. 100 60.61%
No; it's called self-control, freaks. 65 39.39%
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Old 08-14-2009, 02:23 AM   #21 (permalink)
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When i was about 15 i tore the underside of my dick open while jerking, it hurt like a motherfucker and bled quite a bit.

I haven't listened to the show yet... i hope that was relevant.
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Old 08-14-2009, 08:12 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I dont get one thing and i'm not saying this to start a debate: why so many people are saying that pedophiles are "Sick". They're not. The word sick implies that you can be cured. They cannot be cured. pedophilia is a form of deviant sexuality, you cant turn someone of of it. It's like when people tried to turn gay into straights, it's impossible. (and i'm saying this as an example. I'm not comparing the two.)
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Old 08-14-2009, 11:53 PM   #23 (permalink)
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When i was about 15 i tore the underside of my dick open while jerking, it hurt like a motherfucker and bled quite a bit.

I haven't listened to the show yet... i hope that was relevant.
same here dude, did it like twice scared me shit-less the first time because I thought maybe something bigger was wrong than just torn flesh. Thank the flying spaghetti monster for google.
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Old 08-15-2009, 10:47 AM   #24 (permalink)
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i think people dont like matt because instead of laughing normally he yells. plus he's fat.

fat people are the worst.
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Old 08-15-2009, 02:50 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Chemda is so much funnier without the forced impressions. Please please pleeeease go easy on the impressions.
Instead of the natural impressions?

There's not much better in life than her old Jew sex talk. Your antisemitism is creeping in to how you like your entertainment.

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am i the only one that read 'teers'? the voice in my head has a speech impediment
No, I did too.
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Old 08-16-2009, 02:25 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I dont get one thing and i'm not saying this to start a debate: why so many people are saying that pedophiles are "Sick". They're not. The word sick implies that you can be cured. They cannot be cured. pedophilia is a form of deviant sexuality, you cant turn someone of of it. It's like when people tried to turn gay into straights, it's impossible. (and i'm saying this as an example. I'm not comparing the two.)
Sick does not necessarily come with a cure. AIDS, Cancer, Schizophrenia...the list goes on. None have cures.
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:22 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Chemda is so much funnier without the forced impressions. Please please pleeeease go easy on the impressions.
I love her impressions, especially the old jew lady one. The prank call cd is going to be on heavy rotation on my stereo.
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:32 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Sick does not necessarily come with a cure. AIDS, Cancer, Schizophrenia...the list goes on. None have cures.
I agree but aids and cancer are pathologies caused external agents. Cancer is actually less lethal nowadays, some people beat it. And there are a few example of HIV positive people who are living way longer than they would have lived.

Pedophilia is a deviant form of sexuality that in some form of other has always existed and has never been "cured". Hence, it would be a waste of time and resources to try to "prevent" it or "cure" it. It wont disappear. The only way is treating them as criminals and render them inoffensive (through execution or castration) and hunt down the ones that are still around

Even the simple possession of child pornography, indecent exposure or other crimes should be treated as harshly as the crime itself. And the legal system shoiuld stop protecting those people too.
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Old 08-17-2009, 07:10 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Chemda's great at impressions. The problem is they're mostly of people who are so annoying I want to fuck myself in the ears. In the bad way.

The best one she does is the Puerto-Rican chick. "Alriiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet." Hawt.
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Old 08-18-2009, 02:22 PM   #30 (permalink)
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hmm never even heard of torn dick why is that? oh thats right! our country isnt stupid enough to cut your forskin off. its there for a reason idiots!!!
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