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Keith 08-13-2009 01:31 AM

1021: Brillo Pad Lovin'
 
"Keith is belittling someone after he talked about tearing his dick with a Brillo Pad."


Merit

www.TruthFilms.com

m0o0op 08-13-2009 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by HuggieBear (Post 601272)
I thought I was finally free of MattB...

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT. OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT.

SebastianZON 08-13-2009 06:48 AM

Why does every one keep hating on mattb?

therickster2 08-13-2009 07:02 AM

I can die happy
 
Hey guys, Ricky here. I was mentioned twice in the show. I think I can die happy now.

Junkenstein 08-13-2009 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SebastianZON (Post 601472)
Why does every one keep hating on mattb?

I dont get that either. He's a a smart and nice guy, and a funny guest.

ampxcbludom 08-13-2009 08:04 AM

I like MattB.

We could always have deuce's wife again.

ginandtonic 08-13-2009 08:20 AM

Please no more Matt B.!

daemon 08-13-2009 08:36 AM

I love me some mattb as long as I agree with everything he says!

/sarcasm

I like mattb.

Junkenstein 08-13-2009 08:37 AM

I might be wrong, but i have the impression that people who dislike Matt are either people who do not agree with what he says (because he makes his points clear) or people who got their ass deservedly kicked by him in the chat.

I love him on the past shows, he usually knows what he's talking about and he has a good sense of humour.

archicat 08-13-2009 08:57 AM

Great having Merit back; I wish we could have heard a little more from them in this show though. I <3 Brenna, she's awesome.

I like Matt B as a guest; he's opinionated and uncompromising in his arguments, which I'm guessing is the reason people give him shit on here. I enjoy listening to him and Keith debate subjects, especiallywhen they have opposing views and neither will concede to the other. e.g. The coldplay sampling music argument comes to mind.

I'm loving the abundance of Samantha AKA 'the liberated woman' on the show recently, good work :D.

lattaland 08-13-2009 09:15 AM

Speaking of "Capturing The Freeman's", I took a first date to the theater to see this film. Turns out it was also a last date. remind me not to take courting advice from Travis Bickle!

punk'n 08-13-2009 09:40 AM

i heart merit. :D

Grapist 08-13-2009 09:48 AM

Merit is great.

Junkenstein 08-13-2009 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by lattaland (Post 601499)
Speaking of "Capturing The Freeman's", I took a first date to the theater to see this film. Turns out it was also a last date. remind me not to take courting advice from Travis Bickle!

You could have done worse. I took a date to see "Funny Games", once.

yoav 08-13-2009 11:58 AM

my sides hurt from this episode so i'm suing KaTG and everyone who posts in this thread and matt and merit.

otherwise A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Cubeforce 08-13-2009 02:02 PM

Matt B, awesome as always

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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A

Andrea's toothbrush 08-13-2009 06:09 PM

It is interesting that a documentary (Capturing the Friedmans)from several years ago is sparking conversations on the past few episodes of KATG. It's been awhile since I've seen it. But the one thing the I remember when it was first released was a review of the film in one of those LA papers.

The critic brought up the the scene that Matt described:The one with the jailed father requesting to be moved from a visitor room because there was a child in the room that turned him on.

The critic, who maintained the father was innocent of the crimes he was accused of, while still admitting that the guy had a "problem", had the nerve to write some shit that I can't believe and still pisses me off. The critic was angry because there seemed to be a slant against the accused in the movie and the critic claimed that because the father requested to be removed from the room it showed he had "restraint" and that he was getting better. To which I've always wanted to respond:

"He couldn't do anything to the child anyway. He was in prison, and would've had his ass handed to him if he tried anything. And that action proved that he was sick and didn't have restraint, or else he would've continued the meeting with his lawyer and put the kid out of his head. The only reason he asked to leave was to relieve his own possible embarrassment and painful reminder of his addiction/sickness."

ElleJ 08-13-2009 06:35 PM

I love Matt B! Have I ever mentioned that?*

This show totally made my day! Brenna is awesome, I've been thinking about chocolate shoes all afternoon. :D

*I know I say that every time, but it still makes me giggle.

Bucho 08-13-2009 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ElleJ (Post 601708)
I love Matt B! Have I ever mentioned that?

Yep, I was wondering how long before you were going to turn up here and restate your appreciation for the Brayster. But already 20 posts in Elle? Did you sleep in today or something?

ElleJ 08-13-2009 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucho (Post 601737)
Yep, I was wondering how long before you were going to turn up here and restate your appreciation for the Brayster. But already 20 posts in Elle? Did you sleep in today or something?

Blame The Man. Always trying to hold a bitch down and make her actually work during work hours.

(I don't think your signature will ever get old Bucho...it makes me giggle every time I read it!)

DarkKnightJared 08-13-2009 09:22 PM

Not sure about tears, but it's hurt a little after I finished. ...Yeah, I need to get laid.

Hilarious show, loved Matt and Merit, they totally bring the funny and the latter definately brings the ROCK. :D

Also, I approve of the Keith as "Samantha" KATGTV.

serial_x 08-14-2009 02:23 AM

When i was about 15 i tore the underside of my dick open while jerking, it hurt like a motherfucker and bled quite a bit.

I haven't listened to the show yet... i hope that was relevant.

yoav 08-14-2009 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkKnightJared (Post 601753)
Not sure about tears, but it's hurt a little after I finished. ...Yeah, I need to get laid.

Hilarious show, loved Matt and Merit, they totally bring the funny and the latter definately brings the ROCK. :D

Also, I approve of the Keith as "Samantha" KATGTV.


am i the only one that read 'teers'? the voice in my head has a speech impediment

Junkenstein 08-14-2009 08:12 AM

I dont get one thing and i'm not saying this to start a debate: why so many people are saying that pedophiles are "Sick". They're not. The word sick implies that you can be cured. They cannot be cured. pedophilia is a form of deviant sexuality, you cant turn someone of of it. It's like when people tried to turn gay into straights, it's impossible. (and i'm saying this as an example. I'm not comparing the two.)

yoav 08-14-2009 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 601837)
I dont get one thing and i'm not saying this to start a debate: why so many people are saying that pedophiles are "Sick". They're not. The word sick implies that you can be cured. They cannot be cured. pedophilia is a form of deviant sexuality, you cant turn someone of of it. It's like when people tried to turn gay into straights, it's impossible. (and i'm saying this as an example. I'm not comparing the two.)

the only problem with that statement is the people that would benefit from reading it don't have a strong enough hold on their own mental faculties or reality to understand the distinction.

therickster2 08-14-2009 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by serial_x (Post 601815)
When i was about 15 i tore the underside of my dick open while jerking, it hurt like a motherfucker and bled quite a bit.

I haven't listened to the show yet... i hope that was relevant.

same here dude, did it like twice scared me shit-less the first time because I thought maybe something bigger was wrong than just torn flesh. Thank the flying spaghetti monster for google.

Franklin 08-15-2009 10:47 AM

i think people dont like matt because instead of laughing normally he yells. plus he's fat.

fat people are the worst.

Keith 08-15-2009 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sajizzle (Post 601728)
Chemda is so much funnier without the forced impressions. Please please pleeeease go easy on the impressions.

Instead of the natural impressions?

There's not much better in life than her old Jew sex talk. Your antisemitism is creeping in to how you like your entertainment.

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Originally Posted by yoav (Post 601818)
am i the only one that read 'teers'? the voice in my head has a speech impediment

No, I did too.

siric 08-16-2009 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 601837)
I dont get one thing and i'm not saying this to start a debate: why so many people are saying that pedophiles are "Sick". They're not. The word sick implies that you can be cured. They cannot be cured. pedophilia is a form of deviant sexuality, you cant turn someone of of it. It's like when people tried to turn gay into straights, it's impossible. (and i'm saying this as an example. I'm not comparing the two.)

Sick does not necessarily come with a cure. AIDS, Cancer, Schizophrenia...the list goes on. None have cures.

Junkenstein 08-16-2009 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sajizzle (Post 601728)
Chemda is so much funnier without the forced impressions. Please please pleeeease go easy on the impressions.

I love her impressions, especially the old jew lady one. The prank call cd is going to be on heavy rotation on my stereo.

Junkenstein 08-16-2009 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by siric (Post 602202)
Sick does not necessarily come with a cure. AIDS, Cancer, Schizophrenia...the list goes on. None have cures.

I agree but aids and cancer are pathologies caused external agents. Cancer is actually less lethal nowadays, some people beat it. And there are a few example of HIV positive people who are living way longer than they would have lived.

Pedophilia is a deviant form of sexuality that in some form of other has always existed and has never been "cured". Hence, it would be a waste of time and resources to try to "prevent" it or "cure" it. It wont disappear. The only way is treating them as criminals and render them inoffensive (through execution or castration) and hunt down the ones that are still around

Even the simple possession of child pornography, indecent exposure or other crimes should be treated as harshly as the crime itself. And the legal system shoiuld stop protecting those people too.

yoav 08-16-2009 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sajizzle (Post 602227)
Wouldn't that make me pro-Semitic?

if you knew people that she was impressioning you'd see. you'd all see!

holy crap where did that come from. look in sa we called them kugels, and it's exactly how chemda does it.

Bucho 08-17-2009 07:10 AM

Chemda's great at impressions. The problem is they're mostly of people who are so annoying I want to fuck myself in the ears. In the bad way.

The best one she does is the Puerto-Rican chick. "Alriiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet." Hawt.

dangerous 08-18-2009 02:22 PM

hmm never even heard of torn dick why is that? oh thats right! our country isnt stupid enough to cut your forskin off. its there for a reason idiots!!!

Kydizzle 08-18-2009 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dangerous (Post 602825)
hmm never even heard of torn dick why is that? oh thats right! our country isnt stupid enough to cut your forskin off. its there for a reason idiots!!!

I have torn my dick more than once even with a foreskin. Europeans and the non-circumcised are not above a torn peen, myself an example.

Junkenstein 08-18-2009 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dangerous (Post 602825)
hmm never even heard of torn dick why is that? oh thats right! our country isnt stupid enough to cut your forskin off. its there for a reason idiots!!!

Yeah to make your dick look disgusting, and unhealthy.

And i speak as an european.

Circumsision should be mandatory, even in non-jewish culture.

yoav 08-18-2009 03:04 PM

studies have actually shown that not being cut increases the likelyhood of tears. circumcision is a well known form of inhibiting the spread of hiv because of that.

jewish culture isn't the only one that ritualizes and requires circumcision, not even the first.

it should be held in the same regard as any other preventive health measure like vaccinating against tetanus or hepatitis.

Kydizzle 08-18-2009 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 602835)
Yeah to make your dick look disgusting, and unhealthy.

And i speak as an european.

Circumsision should be mandatory, even in non-jewish culture.

the pre-conceived notion that non-circumcised penis is disgusting and unhealthy comes from all the horror stories of people who weren't taught how to take care of it.
you just have to pull it back and wash. so many people just let it go, and eventually, enough smegma builds up to where they can't pull their foreskin back and then their erect penis looks alien, smells bad, and is probably infected.

Junkenstein 08-18-2009 05:02 PM

Sir, you are a deviant. Welcome to the club.

Kydizzle 08-18-2009 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings (Post 602858)
Stop it.

you're making me horny.

understandable. dick cheese makes anyone horny.


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