1021: Brillo Pad Lovin'
 

"Keith is belittling someone after he talked about tearing his dick with a Brillo Pad."


Merit

www.TruthFilms.com

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT. OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT.

Why does every one keep hating on mattb?

I can die happy
 

Hey guys, Ricky here. I was mentioned twice in the show. I think I can die happy now.

I dont get that either. He's a a smart and nice guy, and a funny guest.

I like MattB.

We could always have deuce's wife again.

Please no more Matt B.!

I love me some mattb as long as I agree with everything he says!

/sarcasm

I like mattb.

I might be wrong, but i have the impression that people who dislike Matt are either people who do not agree with what he says (because he makes his points clear) or people who got their ass deservedly kicked by him in the chat.

I love him on the past shows, he usually knows what he's talking about and he has a good sense of humour.

Great having Merit back; I wish we could have heard a little more from them in this show though. I <3 Brenna, she's awesome.

I like Matt B as a guest; he's opinionated and uncompromising in his arguments, which I'm guessing is the reason people give him shit on here. I enjoy listening to him and Keith debate subjects, especiallywhen they have opposing views and neither will concede to the other. e.g. The coldplay sampling music argument comes to mind.

I'm loving the abundance of Samantha AKA 'the liberated woman' on the show recently, good work :D.

Speaking of "Capturing The Freeman's", I took a first date to the theater to see this film. Turns out it was also a last date. remind me not to take courting advice from Travis Bickle!

i heart merit. :D

Merit is great.

You could have done worse. I took a date to see "Funny Games", once.

Matt B, awesome as always

It is interesting that a documentary (Capturing the Friedmans)from several years ago is sparking conversations on the past few episodes of KATG. It's been awhile since I've seen it. But the one thing the I remember when it was first released was a review of the film in one of those LA papers.

The critic brought up the the scene that Matt described:The one with the jailed father requesting to be moved from a visitor room because there was a child in the room that turned him on.

The critic, who maintained the father was innocent of the crimes he was accused of, while still admitting that the guy had a "problem", had the nerve to write some shit that I can't believe and still pisses me off. The critic was angry because there seemed to be a slant against the accused in the movie and the critic claimed that because the father requested to be removed from the room it showed he had "restraint" and that he was getting better. To which I've always wanted to respond:

"He couldn't do anything to the child anyway. He was in prison, and would've had his ass handed to him if he tried anything. And that action proved that he was sick and didn't have restraint, or else he would've continued the meeting with his lawyer and put the kid out of his head. The only reason he asked to leave was to relieve his own possible embarrassment and painful reminder of his addiction/sickness."

I love Matt B! Have I ever mentioned that?*

This show totally made my day! Brenna is awesome, I've been thinking about chocolate shoes all afternoon. :D

*I know I say that every time, but it still makes me giggle.

Yep, I was wondering how long before you were going to turn up here and restate your appreciation for the Brayster. But already 20 posts in Elle? Did you sleep in today or something?

Blame The Man. Always trying to hold a bitch down and make her actually work during work hours.

(I don't think your signature will ever get old Bucho...it makes me giggle every time I read it!)

Not sure about tears, but it's hurt a little after I finished. ...Yeah, I need to get laid.

Hilarious show, loved Matt and Merit, they totally bring the funny and the latter definately brings the ROCK. :D

Also, I approve of the Keith as "Samantha" KATGTV.

When i was about 15 i tore the underside of my dick open while jerking, it hurt like a motherfucker and bled quite a bit.

I haven't listened to the show yet... i hope that was relevant.

I dont get one thing and i'm not saying this to start a debate: why so many people are saying that pedophiles are "Sick". They're not. The word sick implies that you can be cured. They cannot be cured. pedophilia is a form of deviant sexuality, you cant turn someone of of it. It's like when people tried to turn gay into straights, it's impossible. (and i'm saying this as an example. I'm not comparing the two.)

same here dude, did it like twice scared me shit-less the first time because I thought maybe something bigger was wrong than just torn flesh. Thank the flying spaghetti monster for google.

i think people dont like matt because instead of laughing normally he yells. plus he's fat.

fat people are the worst.

Instead of the natural impressions?

There's not much better in life than her old Jew sex talk. Your antisemitism is creeping in to how you like your entertainment.

No, I did too.

Sick does not necessarily come with a cure. AIDS, Cancer, Schizophrenia...the list goes on. None have cures.

I love her impressions, especially the old jew lady one. The prank call cd is going to be on heavy rotation on my stereo.

I agree but aids and cancer are pathologies caused external agents. Cancer is actually less lethal nowadays, some people beat it. And there are a few example of HIV positive people who are living way longer than they would have lived.

Pedophilia is a deviant form of sexuality that in some form of other has always existed and has never been "cured". Hence, it would be a waste of time and resources to try to "prevent" it or "cure" it. It wont disappear. The only way is treating them as criminals and render them inoffensive (through execution or castration) and hunt down the ones that are still around

Even the simple possession of child pornography, indecent exposure or other crimes should be treated as harshly as the crime itself. And the legal system shoiuld stop protecting those people too.

Chemda's great at impressions. The problem is they're mostly of people who are so annoying I want to fuck myself in the ears. In the bad way.

The best one she does is the Puerto-Rican chick. "Alriiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet." Hawt.

hmm never even heard of torn dick why is that? oh thats right! our country isnt stupid enough to cut your forskin off. its there for a reason idiots!!!

I have torn my dick more than once even with a foreskin. Europeans and the non-circumcised are not above a torn peen, myself an example.

Yeah to make your dick look disgusting, and unhealthy.

And i speak as an european.

Circumsision should be mandatory, even in non-jewish culture.

the pre-conceived notion that non-circumcised penis is disgusting and unhealthy comes from all the horror stories of people who weren't taught how to take care of it.
you just have to pull it back and wash. so many people just let it go, and eventually, enough smegma builds up to where they can't pull their foreskin back and then their erect penis looks alien, smells bad, and is probably infected.

Sir, you are a deviant. Welcome to the club.

understandable. dick cheese makes anyone horny.

congratulations what other propoganda bullshit would you like to impart?

OK gonna have to change my vote now from "y'all are freaks" to "yes I tore my dick" dammit. Totally worth it though, I must say.

Now y'all are thinkin about my cock. Now imagine it with a small cut and abrasion on top near the head slightly to the left.

I guess propaganda, in his head, means any scientific fact that goes against his opinion. Like the ones in your post.

Shame you , yoav, for stating true facts! Commie!

This shit always happens when circumcision comes up. First, a cock looks stupid whether or not its cut, in aesthetic terms it's just one of the most ridiculous apendages sported by any species (see McNally's comics for further illumination on this subject). Second, a circumcised cock is naturally easier to maintain, it should go without saying. But third, as long as a gentleman has access to running water and soap his cock's health may be maintained to a level equal to any other circumcised, impaled or deformed-by-unstreetwise-masturbatory-methods cock, with very little effort. In developed countries it's not the circumcisedness or uncircumcisedness of the cock that decides its healthiness, it's whether the gentleman in charge is a retard.

Mine smells like lavender and, according to Beyonce and Sharon Stone, tastes like rainbows and dreams.

That's fine, I'm sure those two upstanding ladies are credible enough that people will just take their word for it.