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View Poll Results: Are cemeteries silly?
Yes; save the space for the people above ground 108 64.67%
No; they're not silly. Respect the dead 59 35.33%
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Old 08-26-2009, 06:02 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Golf courses are as big a waste of space as cemetaries. People can be and are buried on top of each other (usually husband and wife). Cemetaries are for the living to have a place to go and grieve. Memorial gardens are nice, some place you can plant a tree in honor of your loved one, and go there to reflect.
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Old 08-26-2009, 06:48 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Golf courses are as big a waste of space as cemetaries.
So are houses!
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Old 08-26-2009, 06:59 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I don't get being buried at all. Why rot underground? Just burn me and throw my ashes away. I don't need my physical form anymore. Donate what's good to people who still need them, chuck the rest. What a waste.
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Old 08-26-2009, 09:19 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I don't get being buried at all. Why rot underground? Just burn me and throw my ashes away. I don't need my physical form anymore. Donate what's good to people who still need them, chuck the rest. What a waste.
No thanks. I want all my organs and body parts. Put me in a torpedo tube and on a trajectory out of the solar system.
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Old 08-26-2009, 09:28 PM   #25 (permalink)
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So are houses!
So THAT'S why builders tried to put houses on sacred burial land... efficient use of space!
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Old 08-27-2009, 04:24 AM   #26 (permalink)
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whilst still listening to current shows i have 10 hrs a day to kill at work so just downloaded the first month of katg. the news was full of michael jackson. keet was trying to exercise, complain about his knees and his jobs, extort a dollar out of every listner and chemda was on her period. oh how times have changed .
p.s the item on ebay was the mosaleum ABOVE monroes not a plot next to her. the top bidder gets to spend eternity on top of norma gene!
p.p.s what did happen to blind justice?
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Old 08-27-2009, 05:49 AM   #27 (permalink)
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The Chemda Super-Period tracker part of the KATG google calendar was pretty close. It said her period would start on Friday...not Tuesday.
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:31 AM   #28 (permalink)
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The Chemda Super-Period tracker part of the KATG google calendar was pretty close. It said her period would start on Friday...not Tuesday.
Is there a link to this KATG calender?


Even better, can we get something like this in the KATG iphone app?

http://www.yappler.com/App/4409/iPer...-Calendar.aspx

Only specifically taylored to CHemda's cycle?

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Old 08-27-2009, 12:28 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Radooch!
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:11 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Pat's Dixon

You sir, are most correct. Pat Dixon's a comedian- he says funny things, he writes funny things.
If I'm not mistaken his tweets are extensions of his comedic writing. Never intended to be taken seriously.
I'm not sure how anyone could think they were supposed to be honest reflections of Pat's lifestyle.


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Now, I don't know Pat Dixon anywhere near as good as you guys of course but when I read those funny come-ons on his twitter they come across like a comedian taking the piss out of cheesey come-ons. It's almost as much of a comedic genre as "A whateverthefuck walked into a bar" these days.

"My heart is like a can of biscuits, ready to pop open. Are you the spoon that will finally make the dough of love ooze out onto the counter?"

"My obsession with you is like a convict doing push-ups in his cell, getting stronger, focused on his inevitable release into the real world."


See? Ridiculous. They could easily just be jokes.

Pat seems like one of those, what I like to call "Non-Boring", twitterers who mostly just posts information and jokes and not emotion dumps and inanities.
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