1030: Bang a Dong

Sparrow · 08-29-2009, 03:35 PM

I shot a real gun for the first time a week ago, SSG's springfield xdm-40 (like I know what that means). If I wasn't for absolute certain, I sure as fuck am now that I am a pussy. Something about its actual capacity for death scares the shit out of me. That being said I am intent on conquering it. SSG is teaching me and I had a good chit-chat with The Gunner. Keith, dear, if you are going to have any kind of pseudo firearm around and intention of eventually owning a real one go ahead and start practicing safe handling of your weapon. Good habits are good for everybody. Let's learn together.

Be my Gun Buddy?

beckydewbabe · 08-30-2009, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Midwest Mike

The show dramatizes the story to make you feel sorry for these people.

I never understood why we were supposed to feel bad for the people. Maybe because if I were in that position I would be shitting my pants constantly..Also, it always seems that while they're locked up they try to break out or say something shitty to a judge.

If I were stuck in a jail in Peru I would chill the fuck out, be nice, and wait.

Junkenstein · 08-30-2009, 10:10 AM

I vant see why i should fell bad for somebody who gets jail (even very harsh jail) after committing a crime, but when i bring up that argument in any conversation i'm accused to be some sort of ultra-reactionary cold-hearted asshole.

I think that the major fault of movies like midnight express is that they make people focus too much on the "plight" of criminals (Because in the end, Billy Hayes was a drug smuggler), and forget that laws and rules exist for a reason.

roxymodest · 08-30-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragon9382

ARGHHH I was just ear raped by Keith when he played them asshats the jonas bros.

EAR RAPE GAAAAAAAAAAAH. i hate listening to that shit, my little cousins and sister are into those asshats.

great show, patrice. and chemda. and keith: abiding by a country's laws will keep you alive. and out of jail. duh.

jeffdrafttech · 08-30-2009, 03:04 PM

Apaloosa is Keith's greatest movie review. Dead on. Awesome for five minutes and then ruined by RZ

Peet · 08-31-2009, 09:29 AM

ok, off topic but just saw district 9. BALLS!!! if you want to make a movie about the opression of black people then make one, don't turn them into aliens then cast a bunch of black guys and gals in minor roles to make it ok.

CuriousKlepto · 09-01-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

I'll drink to that.

Let's be honest, you'll drink to anything.

Bucho · 09-02-2009, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousKlepto

Let's be honest, you'll drink to anything.

How dare.

Uncast · 09-04-2009, 08:57 PM

Greatest movie review ever: I remember seeing it but I don't remember seeing it.

That about says it all.

View Poll Results: Should we feel bad for the main character in Midnight Express?
Yes; the abuse he received in Turkey was uncalled for.	22	16.30%
No; countries have their laws, and you abide by them.	113	83.70%
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	I vant see why i should fell bad for somebody who gets jail (even very harsh jail) after committing a crime, but when i bring up that argument in any conversation i'm accused to be some sort of ultra-reactionary cold-hearted asshole. I think that the major fault of movies like midnight express is that they make people focus too much on the "plight" of criminals (Because in the end, Billy Hayes was a drug smuggler), and forget that laws and rules exist for a reason.
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jeffdrafttech Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita KS Posts: 2,237	Apaloosa is Keith's greatest movie review. Dead on. Awesome for five minutes and then ruined by RZ
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Peet Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: UK Posts: 65	ok, off topic but just saw district 9. BALLS!!! if you want to make a movie about the opression of black people then make one, don't turn them into aliens then cast a bunch of black guys and gals in minor roles to make it ok.
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