1033: 21 and Over

Keith · 09-05-2009, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marina

Good to know.

How dare you.

Cretaceous Bob · 09-05-2009, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by serial_x

According to Google..

"A PBA is a card issued by a Patrolman's Benevolent Association. In plain terms, it means you're friends with a cop and are entitled to a break now and then."

Yeah, they've talked about it several times on the show. Shame on jeff.

DarkLobo was being a bit naive. People are dumb and impulsive, and frequently scumbags.

faux pas · 09-06-2009, 07:23 PM

The conversation drifted away from the proclamation of Keith's new car rules after he gave the first one, is there any chance we'll get to hear the rest of them? As someone who wholly supports the first rule I'm eager to hear the rest.

Kupotek · 09-06-2009, 08:40 PM

I must admit I stopped KATG to watch the TV episode of Chemda in Chell... and it was Chellarious.

DJ Trashy · 09-08-2009, 06:40 AM

I've got the same thing Keith does. Some sort of hemhorroid thing. You end up using more toilet paper than most people, occasional blood.

It's a real........................PAIN IN THE ASS!

LOLZ!

Bucho · 09-08-2009, 02:31 PM

I think he was joking when he said that most people just wipe once and he think's he's unusual in wiping until the paper is clean. Surely. Why it bleeds sometimes is if your guts are fucked up and you're shitting three or more times a day, it's just rubbed too often by dry paper and the skin breaks. When I've had hemorrhoids in the past there's never been any blood purely as a result of having them.

Fun fact about hemorrhoids - they're an occupational hazard of being a fighter pilot on account of the amount of straining against g-forces those guys and girls have to do. Think about this next time you're watching Top Gun.

View Poll Results: Does 21-year-old Dark Lobo know what she’s talking about?
Yes, KATG is just jaded and thinks everyone’s evil.	28	21.37%
No, she’s a youngster that doesn’t understand how people work.	103	78.63%
Voters: 131. You may not vote on this poll

09-06-2009, 07:23 PM	#23 (permalink)
faux pas Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 36	The conversation drifted away from the proclamation of Keith's new car rules after he gave the first one, is there any chance we'll get to hear the rest of them? As someone who wholly supports the first rule I'm eager to hear the rest.
(Offline)

09-06-2009, 08:40 PM	#24 (permalink)
Kupotek Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Cleveland Posts: 124	I must admit I stopped KATG to watch the TV episode of Chemda in Chell... and it was Chellarious.
(Offline)

09-08-2009, 06:40 AM	#25 (permalink)
DJ Trashy Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 870	I've got the same thing Keith does. Some sort of hemhorroid thing. You end up using more toilet paper than most people, occasional blood. It's a real........................PAIN IN THE ASS! LOLZ!
(Offline)

09-08-2009, 02:31 PM	#26 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	I think he was joking when he said that most people just wipe once and he think's he's unusual in wiping until the paper is clean. Surely. Why it bleeds sometimes is if your guts are fucked up and you're shitting three or more times a day, it's just rubbed too often by dry paper and the skin breaks. When I've had hemorrhoids in the past there's never been any blood purely as a result of having them. Fun fact about hemorrhoids - they're an occupational hazard of being a fighter pilot on account of the amount of straining against g-forces those guys and girls have to do. Think about this next time you're watching Top Gun.
(Offline)


Keith and The Girl is a free comedy talk show and podcast Check out the recent shows Click here to get Keith and The Girl free on iTunes. Click here to get the podcast RSS feed. Click here to watch all the videos on our YouTube channel.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Join the Show