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View Poll Results: Matt talks about his girl that cries at him about a (ex?) friend of hers.
He needs to take it as it comes. 43 33.08%
He needs to tell her to deal with it without him. 82 63.08%
He needs to intervene and talk to the friend. 5 3.85%
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Old 09-04-2009, 02:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2009, 04:09 PM   #22 (permalink)
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About Megan Wants a Millionaire being cancelled..

Patrice was talking about Megan Wants a Millionaire being canceled and Megan getting a new show made me think of this. The last show that aired (episode 3) Megan went on a date with the murderer. During the date she asks, "What are your plans for the summer?" That made me lol.
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Old 09-04-2009, 07:58 PM   #23 (permalink)
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This is the episode of I didn't know I was pregnant That I was talking about she did go to the doctor. Although when she was in labor she went to a chiropractor.

Part 2
Yea, it kind of makes sense that someone who spends money at a chiropractor would be this stupid.
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how could the doctor who sells me herbal weight loss, stop-smoking hypnosis, and acupuncture not let me in on a health issue? I'm not dumb, not even my 'doctor' knew. He cured my last cold by cracking my neck. For the love of god, he has an x-ray machine! A fucking -ray machine! How could someone who isn't a real doctor have an x-ray machine?"
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Old 09-04-2009, 08:01 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Matt,

Seriously dude. Just nod and get over how you feel about the whole situation. She spends time with you and fucks you because you stand by her, not because she trusts or values your advice. the next time she's upset just hold her, stroke her hair, don't say anything, and patiently await your blowjob. that's how it works.
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Old 09-04-2009, 08:18 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I think he should dump her for a smart girl.
Why not a unicorn, or jesus?

Boom!

That's why the chicks dig me
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Old 09-05-2009, 01:34 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Matt,

Seriously dude. Just nod and get over how you feel about the whole situation. She spends time with you and fucks you because you stand by her, not because she trusts or values your advice. the next time she's upset just hold her, stroke her hair, don't say anything, and patiently await your blowjob. that's how it works.
Well, I could try to ignore the fact that she's sad. But I don't think it would work. I care about her a bit too much for that.
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Old 09-05-2009, 02:00 AM   #27 (permalink)
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You guys are sending your homeless people to France too !

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Old 09-05-2009, 02:09 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I think he should dump her for a smart girl.
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Why not a unicorn, or jesus?

Boom!

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Silly Jeff, smart girls aren't nonexistent. They're just not attractive. Duh.
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Old 09-05-2009, 08:09 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I would like to take up a point Keith rose in this podcast, that Ira Glass is gay.

Consider this:

Not all effeminate men are gay, and not all gay men are effeminate.

There would be absolutely no reason for Ira Glass to 'pretend' to be straight, and marry a women - he is on fucking NPR and This American Life for gods sakes, he would probably be MORE popular if he came out as gay, it's the most liberal audience in the world.
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:17 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I would like to take up a point Keith rose in this podcast, that Ira Glass is gay.

Consider this:

Not all effeminate men are gay, and not all gay men are effeminate.

There would be absolutely no reason for Ira Glass to 'pretend' to be straight, and marry a women - he is on fucking NPR and This American Life for gods sakes, he would probably be MORE popular if he came out as gay, it's the most liberal audience in the world.
I agree. Ira Glass is probably not gay. I don't want to rule it out, a persons individual neurosis can be far more compelling than their political leanings, but I doubt it. A person can act contrary to expectations for their gender and still be straight.

As far as Ira's concerned, it's mostly his voice that makes him seem feminine. He and David Sedaris sound a lot alike, maybe Keith got them confused with each other.
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