1046: Chicken Fucker

[Junkenstein]

God, Ben's "Little Baby Faggot " song is a MASTERPIECE!

Johnny Cash + Morricone+ Ukulele!

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by spooky

I provide Keith links to shows, I let him borrow DVD sets, I am pretty sure he has never once viewed anything I have ever suggested.

I am a major pain in the ass to anyone who tries to reccomend a series to me, too.

I have a friend who's really into Dexter. I like it but i dont seem to be able to get past season 1. And the more he asks, the more i get annoyed and not watch it. Plus i'm litterally unable to see a whole season in a row.

But, i also see the annoying factor in this. I dont recommend anything to anybody anymore because i get too passionate about it and end up pissed.

ADD: If Jedis think are part of a religion, then is the Pope right when he says that Harry Potter is a dangerous book that drives kids to occultism? Also, where are the bullies that beat these people to a pulp until they stop acting like reatards and pretend they're normal? What kind of society is this where "star wars" nerds want tolerance outside of comic-cons, but gays cannot marry?

[Andrea's toothbrush]

I like 'The Ballad of Little Baby Faggot'. I hope to find that on the KATG soundtrack released by K-Tel alongside hits like I Shit On You , The theme of Keith's Justice and Pop Music Good.

Chemda, you can't say the guy from X-Files doesn't have a sex addiction just because he may be fucking hotties in Hollywood and "real" nymphos fuck the scum of the earth in the worst places imaginable. Those nymphos have no choice. Duchovony is a nympho with choices. It's like a rich drug addict, doesn't have to suck dick for his crack, because he or she is rich.

[DarkKnightJared]

That whole Tesco thing sounds wierd to me--if I remember Star Wars right, the knights and masters just wear a hoodie but slightly wider, so it isn't like he wasn't identifyable. The only reason I can think for kicking a Jedi out is if he's trying to push the cart with his mind and running into people, or using the boxes of noodles for lightsaber practice. Long as he doen't do that, and he pays, whatever you crazy pretentious nerd you.

[jkiddcali5]

the caption for the hasselhoff picture totally just cracked my shit up....nice work emmy

[as1eeponatrain]

I'm sure a Tesco in Wales could be compared to say... a Jitney Jungle in central Georgia. *shiver*

[WonderWoman]

I will be Ben's bitch and worship at his alter. The "Baby Fagot" song was the greatest. I keep playing it over and over, I know this will be the cure for many a bad day.

I had a friend who was a sex addict. I actually think it was more general compulsion but whatever. She is married and had an affair with her and her husbands boss when she was found out, her husband insisted on therapy which she gladly went to. The problem with that though was that everyone there is a sex addicted and, well, she ended up sleeping with two guys in the group! She then went to "super therapy" away from home for 3 months. She came back to her family, though she struggles with it, she has been off the side dick for 5 years.

[RachaelBachael]

Ben Lehrman is probably about the 5th guest to mention Mad Men. Maybe Keith and Chemda can justify watching it for the sake of the show?

It's super good!!! You won't regret it!

[dan5382]

...Bout time you started watchin Keith! 1st season is a great, but all by itself. Wait a while before you watch the 2nd season. the 1st season is a perfect story front to back.

2nd season however is even better! But it is not the same complete story you get with the first. Whatever happy your watching it!

[Motorboat]

"I measure from my asshole"

Excellent.