1052: Get Smart

sagzy · 10-01-2009, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

I never had stomach problems with shrooms. But if one does not have the right mindset about them they could be a harsh trip, like most of mind altering drugs. Then again, it depends on the person.

All this talk about shrooms is making me interested. So i am going to get me some and have a good ol first time

myq · 10-02-2009, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bongthegong

Myq,

Does stuffed crust pizza give money to anti- gay think tanks, or does it give it to Anti-Alaksa Drilling and orphan charities?

I don't buy stuffed crust pizza for all those reasons.
I just take money away from the people who make it, and use it to support pro-gay Alaskan charities. (Still anti-orphan though.)

knifeinthetoaster · 10-02-2009, 05:35 PM

All that drug talk and Myq's shrooms story reminded me of this:

Have you Ever Been High as Fuck?

MissJewBooty · 10-05-2009, 07:48 PM

Chemda "-I'm laughing at the irony." Myq - "It's actually i-rown-e" ...
Big laugh.. Currently stiffled and embarrassed in the school library... Now, not only am I still sort of chuckling about it... But that, and the fact that I just realized I'm studying the structure of modern english while listening to this.
That's irowney.

Junkenstein · 10-06-2009, 02:23 AM

That's the beauty of Myq. He always gets you to laugh, sooner or later. The moment you dont laugh at his first joke, he'already has other 300 ready that will kick your ass (and thank you kindly afterwards)

myq · 10-31-2009, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MissJewBooty

Chemda "-I'm laughing at the irony." Myq - "It's actually i-rown-e" ...
Big laugh.. Currently stifled and embarrassed in the school library... Now, not only am I still sort of chuckling about it... But that, and the fact that I just realized I'm studying the structure of modern english while listening to this.
That's irowney.

Hey, my computer didn't tell me about these things that were said until now, and they are nice things so thanks!

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

That's the beauty of Myq. He always gets you to laugh, sooner or later. The moment you dont laugh at his first joke, he'already has other 300 ready that will kick your ass (and thank you kindly afterwards)

Can I use that to pitch myself in the future?

"Myq Kaplan: comedy that will kick your ass and thank you kindly afterwards (probably for letting your ass get kicked)"

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10-02-2009, 05:35 PM	#33 (permalink)
knifeinthetoaster Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Newfoundland, Canada Posts: 107	All that drug talk and Myq's shrooms story reminded me of this: Have you Ever Been High as Fuck?
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10-05-2009, 07:48 PM	#34 (permalink)
MissJewBooty Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NYC Posts: 15	Sitting in Library Chemda "-I'm laughing at the irony." Myq - "It's actually i-rown-e" ... Big laugh.. Currently stiffled and embarrassed in the school library... Now, not only am I still sort of chuckling about it... But that, and the fact that I just realized I'm studying the structure of modern english while listening to this. That's irowney.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	That's the beauty of Myq. He always gets you to laugh, sooner or later. The moment you dont laugh at his first joke, he'already has other 300 ready that will kick your ass (and thank you kindly afterwards)
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