1061: Come Again?

Junkenstein · 10-16-2009, 02:10 PM

If we have to speak about hot KATG stuff...

Well the tops are: Chemda palying Chava (ooooh yeaaah), Keith as Llloyd vs. Samantha and Captain Daddy Hennessy describing straight sex.

Triple orgasm right there.

NoArmsJames · 10-16-2009, 02:26 PM

I'd gladly be thrown at anybody who punches any women.

Junkenstein · 10-16-2009, 02:48 PM

I think that Family Guy had my favourite "under the show-ad" joke ever.

The main scene kept running, Marge Simpson pops out under the screen pointing at "Next on Fox", Quagmire pops up and rapes her.

And then the scene cuts to the most vicious ending ever...

Mike C · 10-16-2009, 02:54 PM

KEET!

6,000 miles?!?

The moon?

That big thing in the night sky?

TRY 238,000 miles -- like 39.66 repeating six time bigger than 6,000!

DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!?!?

How could you think that?!?

Gaudddammmmm!!!

The FuuuucK????

OHHH! -- You ARE going to Hell!

(... just fucking with you buddy. XO -Mike)

PoorGradStudent · 10-16-2009, 03:09 PM

I blame all of you, every last one of you, Patrice, Keith and Chemda for getting that damn Britney Spears song stuck in my head. Chemda's right, there is crack in that song. Crack is wack, Chemda! Crack is wack.

Update: Listening to Brolo, specifically Sick of Chicks works to erase that damn song. Now I have Sick of Chicks stuck in my head, but at least its good music and easy to rock to.

dark_lobo · 10-16-2009, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

I blame all of you, every last one of you, Patrice, Keith and Chemda for getting that damn Britney Spears song stuck in my head. Chemda's right, there is crack in that song. Crack is wack, Chemda! Crack is wack.

Update: Listening to Brolo, specifically Sick of Chicks works to erase that damn song. Now I have Sick of Chicks stuck in my head, but at least its good music and easy to rock to.

Thanks! Playing some Brolo got that damn Britney Spears song out my my head.
Summertime is my crack

evadwolrab · 10-16-2009, 04:39 PM

I just tried. Three completely seperate and unrelated jizzfests.

Omni · 10-16-2009, 04:42 PM

Had to stop listening earlier so I'm finishing it now, I don't know why I bothered taking Spanish I at university this semester because Keith, Patrice and Chemda just went over everything we've learned. Bibliotecas, y tu's, all that mess.

DWarrior · 10-16-2009, 04:56 PM

Regarding the homeless dude recycling bottles in Russia, when I was 10-12 and still lived in Russia, my friends and I would recycle neighbors' bottles for money during the summer and made enough to buy toys and candy. The recycling center only accepted clean bottles, so we had a pretty efficient operation of cleaning the labels off and stuff, and we had to carry them like a mile to the center to get paid. After every weekend there would be tubs of empty vodka bottles to clean just from our block.

Yeah, alcoholism pays.

PrinceValiant · 10-16-2009, 05:19 PM

I've found the first shot of a double-cum is great source of extra lubrication for that big finish. I've only experienced this phenomenon once, however - I like to call it "Halley's Cumet."

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10-16-2009, 02:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	If we have to speak about hot KATG stuff... Well the tops are: Chemda palying Chava (ooooh yeaaah), Keith as Llloyd vs. Samantha and Captain Daddy Hennessy describing straight sex. Triple orgasm right there. Last edited by Junkenstein; 10-16-2009 at 02:30 PM. Reason: Keith playing the gay from Entourage AND Samantha at the same time was like an aural orgy....
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NoArmsJames Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,526	I'd gladly be thrown at anybody who punches any women.
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10-16-2009, 02:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	I think that Family Guy had my favourite "under the show-ad" joke ever. The main scene kept running, Marge Simpson pops out under the screen pointing at "Next on Fox", Quagmire pops up and rapes her. And then the scene cuts to the most vicious ending ever...
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10-16-2009, 02:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mike C Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 97	THE MOON ?!?!? ... 6000 MILES ?!?!? ... REALLY!?! KEET! 6,000 miles?!? The moon? That big thing in the night sky? TRY 238,000 miles -- like 39.66 repeating six time bigger than 6,000! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!?!? How could you think that?!? Gaudddammmmm!!! The FuuuucK???? OHHH! -- You ARE going to Hell! (... just fucking with you buddy. XO -Mike)
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10-16-2009, 03:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
PoorGradStudent Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 274	I blame all of you, every last one of you, Patrice, Keith and Chemda for getting that damn Britney Spears song stuck in my head. Chemda's right, there is crack in that song. Crack is wack, Chemda! Crack is wack. Update: Listening to Brolo, specifically Sick of Chicks works to erase that damn song. Now I have Sick of Chicks stuck in my head, but at least its good music and easy to rock to. Last edited by PoorGradStudent; 10-16-2009 at 03:47 PM.
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evadwolrab Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Preston, UK Posts: 256	I just tried. Three completely seperate and unrelated jizzfests.
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10-16-2009, 04:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
Omni Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 92	Had to stop listening earlier so I'm finishing it now, I don't know why I bothered taking Spanish I at university this semester because Keith, Patrice and Chemda just went over everything we've learned. Bibliotecas, y tu's, all that mess.
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10-16-2009, 04:56 PM	#19 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	Regarding the homeless dude recycling bottles in Russia, when I was 10-12 and still lived in Russia, my friends and I would recycle neighbors' bottles for money during the summer and made enough to buy toys and candy. The recycling center only accepted clean bottles, so we had a pretty efficient operation of cleaning the labels off and stuff, and we had to carry them like a mile to the center to get paid. After every weekend there would be tubs of empty vodka bottles to clean just from our block. Yeah, alcoholism pays.
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10-16-2009, 05:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
PrinceValiant Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Queens Posts: 58	I've found the first shot of a double-cum is great source of extra lubrication for that big finish. I've only experienced this phenomenon once, however - I like to call it "Halley's Cumet."
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