1062: I Got Your Number

Keith · 10-17-2009, 03:02 AM

"I'm very appalled. I didn't understand. I thought that you'd treat us with respect and dignity."

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Peet · 10-17-2009, 11:44 AM

just bought the full standup DVD package after recent promos... can't wait, money well spent, Kyle, get yo shit on and fly them bitches to the UK.

ps. I got titties but am a guy... am I excluded. Show love etc etc blah blah x

Junkenstein · 10-17-2009, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Peet

just bought the full standup DVD package after recent promos... can't wait, money well spent, Kyle, get yo shit on and fly them bitches to the UK.

If you talk like that, new intern Andrea will be offended.

(But it's probably little hipster Thompson's fault....)

Not sure, but i think Latta (instead of rellek) drew the BroLo character that Elvis used for the tatt. Not to be picky, just 'cause Latta is a sensitive flower and his old heart might break...

ASS: The Dice clip at the end, what show is it? "Dice rules?"

lizsquiz · 10-18-2009, 08:08 AM

So the more time passes, the more drama about this balloon boy retardedness surfaces....I love how the father managed to get a complete hair and image makeover in under 12 hours to face the cameras the second day.

p.s. I enjoyed the Dice clip. Dice came to me in a dream the other night, playing the Wizard of Oz in the musical "Wicked".

Yes, I know. I'm fuckin crazy.

Junkenstein · 10-18-2009, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by lizsquiz

p.s. I enjoyed the Dice clip. Dice came to me in a dream the other night, playing the Wizard of Oz in the musical "Wicked".

"So i was trying to bang this 'hooore the other nite, ya hear? And she tells me 'I will go with ya, only if you play the wizard of oz'... So i told her 'yeah, bitch i'll play a wizard, i'll make my dick disappear in your ASS! HOOO! YEEESH!"

Sorry lizsquiz, couldnt resist.

keithejc · 10-18-2009, 09:38 AM

There's no way a balloon that small would hold the weight of a 6-year old. He's got to have known that.

better dylan · 10-18-2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by keithejc

There's no way a balloon that small would hold the weight of a 6-year old. He's got to have known that.

Has anyone else noticed someones farts after that kid says we did it for the show?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI6UONWCq7A

DarkKnightJared · 10-18-2009, 02:01 PM

From what I've seen, that family was crazy and dumb enough to think they could pull a scam like that scot-free. I can definately see them trying to game the media and not being smart enough to keep a consistant and constant story.

lizsquiz · 10-19-2009, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

"So i was trying to bang this 'hooore the other nite, ya hear? And she tells me 'I will go with ya, only if you play the wizard of oz'... So i told her 'yeah, bitch i'll play a wizard, i'll make my dick disappear in your ASS! HOOO! YEEESH!"

Sorry lizsquiz, couldnt resist.

Hey, that's way more inventive than in my dream!

Apparently if a dude comes to my door wearing a white wig and he goes "ehhhhhh" and Keith and Chemda are in the background, that's all it takes for my brain to go - yes, this wigged person is Dice.

Rufio · 10-26-2009, 02:45 AM

has keith seen the last south park episode about wrestling? something tells me he'll get a kick out of it

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