1064: Help Wanted

Junkenstein · 10-21-2009, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by thepetek

Or they might just let him have Syphilis for years.

If he tells them his sexual history they could definitely use him in fascinating scenarios.

thepetek · 10-21-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by arty

Will Spooky be starting up a new podcast about his adventures in Australia? Spookydownunder.com maybe?

10. He already has. Wait? You're not on the mailing list?
9. His Austria podcast was better. What? You weren't on the mailing list?
8. No.
7. It's not just gonna be about Australia.
6 -2 Other trolly stuff
1. Coriolis effect: Chadinthesidney.com

Feel free to fill in 6-2, I'm tired.

thepetek · 10-21-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by spooky

it's very possible Newsy winds up in a control/placebo group.

Just cos we have a black president does not mean they are not gonna give the black man syphilis.

It's still the Ivory Tower. When it's the Ebony Tower, maybe. Maybe he can get the sugar pill. Frankly, I'd take this time to say my goodbyes. The syphilis makes you crazy. He'll still be walking around but he won't have any idea of what you're talking about. He'll be talking about the ubermensch and also sprach and all that.

Interview the shit out of him, but don't share a toothbrush.

Junkenstein · 10-21-2009, 11:23 AM

"So you say you once had oral sex with this guy for revenge..."
"Yes"

"And also we can read that you enjoy candy and pictures of naked men"
"Uuuuuh... Yeah...."

Meanwhile in a basement underground....

"Gentlemen, i think we have found the perfect sepcimen for our new experimental medicine: Chemical X!"

But they didnt know that for a mere 1.400 dollars, a bag of strawberry marshmallows and a free subscription to "The Sassy Photographer" they were unleashing....

NEWSY 3.0

X-Ray Vision, Killer sassy comebacks, the power to convert semen in destructive energy and A 25 Foot Penis!!!

This time the whole world will go black and never come back!!!

Coming to your dumbass town (maybe)

thepetek · 10-21-2009, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

"So you say you once had oral sex with this guy for revenge..."
"Yes"

"And also we can read that you enjoy candy and pictures of naked men"
"Uuuuuh... Yeah...."

Meanwhile in a basement underground....

"Gentlemen, i think we have found the perfect sepcimen for our new experimental medicine: Chemical X!"

But they didnt know that for a mere 1.400 dollars, a bag of strawberry marshmallows and a free subscription to "The Sassy Photographer" they were unleashing....

NEWSY 3.0

X-Ray Vision, Killer sassy comebacks, the power to convert semen in destructive energy and A 25 Foot Penis!!!

This time the whole world will go black and never come back!!!

Coming to your dumbass town (maybe)

Man, I'd like to believe that, but it's syphilis or rabies. Poor bastard.

Junkenstein · 10-21-2009, 11:40 AM

They test rabies on people?

Ooooh, blacks only....

....

"28 black gays later" ?

göttlichkeit · 10-21-2009, 12:17 PM

Just wondering if anyone knew the name of the band/song that was played at the end of this show.

thepetek · 10-21-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

They test rabies on people?

Ooooh, blacks only....

....

"28 black gays later" ?

Blacks only. Possibly Mexicans.

Well, and Irish. But in that case, it's for use as a biological weapon. To try to cut down on the population. Good luck.

Junkenstein · 10-21-2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by göttlichkeit

Just wondering if anyone knew the name of the band/song that was played at the end of this show.

"Careful with that mic" by Clutch, from their album "Pure Rock Fury".

They're one of the most awesome bands that popped out in the last decade. Check their records out (start with that one or "From Beale Street to Oblivion", good starters) and go see them live whenever you can. They're devastating onstage and their audience is a bunch of badass party people...

icouldnotpic · 10-21-2009, 07:11 PM

anyone know that song at the end

View Poll Results: Will Newsy receive any ill effects from his clinical trial?
Yes; you don’t get paid $1400 for nothing.	118	74.21%
No; you guys are just paranoid. They know what they’re doing.	41	25.79%
Voters: 159. You may not vote on this poll

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