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They should tell you right up front if they expect you to pay for it. | 170 | 94.97% | |
Maybe you pay, maybe you don’t. What’s the big deal? | 9 | 5.03% | |
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10-24-2009, 08:40 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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Hearing about Mike possibly stealing, combined with Newsy's and myself, only helps prove that gays are shifty thieves.
Although for the record, I would never steal from my (current) job. That's just not cool! |
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10-25-2009, 07:17 AM | #22 (permalink) |
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The problem with Keith and Tylenol
Is simply that Tylenol of which the active ingredient is acetaminophen or paracetamol as it is known every where but North America, is very good for relieving pain for most people... will cause liver damage if you exceed the recommended dosage by a single unit. In other words, if it says take no more than 8 tablets, doses, etc a day, having a ninth one, will cause you to damage your liver.
In addition, when combined with Alcohol in any form, can also cause massive liver damage. It is the most common cause of acute liver failure in the United States, an a leading cause in most of the rest of the world. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. |
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10-25-2009, 07:33 AM | #23 (permalink) | |
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So if gays are shifty thieves, bisexuals (who are shifty gays) should be dangerous cleptomaniacs... Also, i'm trying to imagine a non-shifty thief. "HELLOOOOOOOO????? I AM STEALIIIIIIIING!!!!! HEYYYY PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!" |
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10-25-2009, 07:52 AM | #24 (permalink) |
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That's how I do it. I've put coats on in front of employees and walked out the door. Nobody said nothing to me.
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10-25-2009, 08:59 AM | #25 (permalink) | |
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10-25-2009, 10:42 AM | #26 (permalink) |
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I used some oxycontin based stuff (like percocet) and usually 10 is the dosage that will either kill you or be semi-comatose for a long time. That if you're big, strong or very resistent to that type of meds.
If you're a lightweight or not used to it, you'll be knocked out (and throw up for a while) after 4/5 tablets. They're also addictive. Like all good things. |
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10-26-2009, 11:37 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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$100 for a ride?
I just listened to this episode today and I was rolling on the floor laughing (as usual) but it reminded me so much of an old roommate when someone mentioned that they got in the car when getting a lift somewhere and after they took off the driver told them they needed $100 for the ride.
My old roommate's mom bought a car for her when she was in college and sent her up with it our junior year. From then on out, our relationship went totally downhill. She started telling me that I really needed to start at least offering to pay her for gas when we'd go anywhere. I rode the bus every day and typically when I'd ride with her it was to the grocery store (so we're both going to the same place) or if we had planned on doing something together. Seriously, we drove a quarter mile to get groceries, and she wants $5 to pay for gas when her parents are already giving her an allowance, paying her tuition, AND she has a job, while I'm working three jobs, no car, and paying my own way? Or better yet, I'm bored, so I just ride along with her to hang out, and the expectation was that I would chip in for gas. If we're going on a trip or something that's mostly for me, or if I know that we're doing a bunch of stuff in someone else's car then yes, I'm more than happy to chip in for fuel, but if it's just an errand or something that's not even for me, no way. I ended up moving out and haven't spoken to her since. It was awful though, having someone who may as well have been a cab driver for a roommate. On the note of spare/extra tickets, I think the responsibility goes both ways. Whenever anybody's offered me a ticket, I ask how much it was or how much I owe them. |
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10-27-2009, 07:59 AM | #29 (permalink) |
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The guy's name is Saul Williams, Niggy Tardust is the alter ego he uses on the albums (like Eminem's Slim Shady). Interesting stuff but i dont find it as revolutionary as everyone says.
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My natural reaction was because I assumed he knew that I had no money, and then we he said it was 20 bucks, I was hesitant knowing I now had to come up with the money, but the bummer was directed toward myself for not being clear. It's all good, and we had a GREAT time at the concert, I really enjoyed everyone's company. One love Matt! |
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