1068: Who Got Game?

Keith · 10-27-2009, 06:43 PM

"Are you a whore?"

Jesse Joyce

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angiethestrange · 10-28-2009, 01:01 AM

McNally + Jesse Joyce Bum Man/Banana Republic Guy = pee in my pants

McNally · 10-28-2009, 02:16 AM

It's definitely much funnier to assume that I was walking home crying, so let's go with that. Frozen canadian tears.

When Jesse as the bum made his return: "I'm right here, man. You're not yelling at no one." I super cracked up; that's fucking gold.

McNally · 10-28-2009, 02:27 AM

I really don't remember what specifically I said about Chemda on the forums. It's been referenced a couple of times, and last time I sent her an apology, though I admitted that I didn't remember what I had said. If anybody gets bored and wants to look it up, please go for it. It's only a matter of time before I do a McNally vs Chemda retrospective show, so it'd be nice to have all the salvos lined up and accounted for.

In the meantime I can at least balance things out. Keith, you fucking jerk off! Fuck you and your whole family!!

There. Now I said mean things about both guests. I like to keep the feng shui of my annoying criticism in balance.

Capamerica · 10-28-2009, 03:30 AM

I would not want to change anuthing for the fact I have Two kids I could never get again. Even though it would be nice to think I could make a success of myself

Kydizzle · 10-28-2009, 04:09 AM

I think 15 year old you might be upset knowing your going to have a Hot Fuzz quote in your signature.

Badger · 10-28-2009, 04:29 AM

Quickly, to the sticker factory...

serial_x · 10-28-2009, 05:48 AM

Keith's way of pronouncing "Jaguars" puts me in hysterics every time. "Jag-whyers"... haha.

Cretaceous Bob · 10-28-2009, 07:30 AM

One rule I have about people is if you're going to be emotionally frail, you'd better be fuckin' nice to people. If you're going to be callous and cavalier with your potentially hurtful words, you should be very thick-skinned. McNally has crossed this line by being a whiner who has his paper thin emotional stability completely destroyed by posts on a message board AND he's a bitter and angry jerk without regard for people's feelings.

You don't get to say whatever you want and hide behind, "Whatever. I'm being honest" if an honest post makes you freak out. You think New York sucks, McNally? Well you know what? Your podcast sucks. Know what else? There's no difference between posts on the internet and your podcast, in terms of worth. What's the difference between this post and you just blabbering into a mic? Is an opinion not worth anything until air is actually expelled by expressing it? Fine, I just read this out loud. Hope you could hear it.

You want to agonize over best and worst guests on the podcast? Fine, McNally, you're the worst guest I've ever heard on KATG. Know why? Because I've never heard a guest be more of a douche to a host of the show than you. I hope you scream into your microphone some more because of me.

This was a great show, by the way. Jesse is one of my favourite guests. If he was a douche to Chemda, he'd be the 2nd worst guest ever; 2nd because he's a hell of a lot fucking funnier than McNally. Maybe that's why he's famous for being funny? You don't get an A for not doing anything of note before being on KATG, McNally. Jesse really, really needs to record another CD. He's fucking hilarious and Joyce to the World (available on CDBaby. You can download it for just $10!) simply isn't enough.

Junkenstein · 10-28-2009, 07:44 AM

Are you thick skinned Bob? Besides the internet i mean.

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McNally Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,314	It's definitely much funnier to assume that I was walking home crying, so let's go with that. Frozen canadian tears. When Jesse as the bum made his return: "I'm right here, man. You're not yelling at no one." I super cracked up; that's fucking gold. Last edited by McNally; 10-28-2009 at 03:15 AM.
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10-28-2009, 02:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
McNally Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,314	I really don't remember what specifically I said about Chemda on the forums. It's been referenced a couple of times, and last time I sent her an apology, though I admitted that I didn't remember what I had said. If anybody gets bored and wants to look it up, please go for it. It's only a matter of time before I do a McNally vs Chemda retrospective show, so it'd be nice to have all the salvos lined up and accounted for. In the meantime I can at least balance things out. Keith, you fucking jerk off! Fuck you and your whole family!! There. Now I said mean things about both guests. I like to keep the feng shui of my annoying criticism in balance. Last edited by McNally; 10-28-2009 at 03:15 AM.
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10-28-2009, 03:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
Capamerica Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: CA Posts: 196	NO I would not want to change anuthing for the fact I have Two kids I could never get again. Even though it would be nice to think I could make a success of myself
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10-28-2009, 04:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
Kydizzle Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 433	I think 15 year old you might be upset knowing your going to have a Hot Fuzz quote in your signature.
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10-28-2009, 04:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
Badger Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 318	Quickly, to the sticker factory...
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10-28-2009, 05:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
serial_x Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 995	Keith's way of pronouncing "Jaguars" puts me in hysterics every time. "Jag-whyers"... haha.
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10-28-2009, 07:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	One rule I have about people is if you're going to be emotionally frail, you'd better be fuckin' nice to people. If you're going to be callous and cavalier with your potentially hurtful words, you should be very thick-skinned. McNally has crossed this line by being a whiner who has his paper thin emotional stability completely destroyed by posts on a message board AND he's a bitter and angry jerk without regard for people's feelings. You don't get to say whatever you want and hide behind, "Whatever. I'm being honest" if an honest post makes you freak out. You think New York sucks, McNally? Well you know what? Your podcast sucks. Know what else? There's no difference between posts on the internet and your podcast, in terms of worth. What's the difference between this post and you just blabbering into a mic? Is an opinion not worth anything until air is actually expelled by expressing it? Fine, I just read this out loud. Hope you could hear it. You want to agonize over best and worst guests on the podcast? Fine, McNally, you're the worst guest I've ever heard on KATG. Know why? Because I've never heard a guest be more of a douche to a host of the show than you. I hope you scream into your microphone some more because of me. This was a great show, by the way. Jesse is one of my favourite guests. If he was a douche to Chemda, he'd be the 2nd worst guest ever; 2nd because he's a hell of a lot fucking funnier than McNally. Maybe that's why he's famous for being funny? You don't get an A for not doing anything of note before being on KATG, McNally. Jesse really, really needs to record another CD. He's fucking hilarious and Joyce to the World (available on CDBaby. You can download it for just $10!) simply isn't enough.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	Are you thick skinned Bob? Besides the internet i mean.
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