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0 times | 11 | 5.73% | |
1-10 times | 131 | 68.23% | |
11-25 times | 20 | 10.42% | |
A babillion times | 30 | 15.63% | |
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10-29-2009, 07:15 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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10-29-2009, 08:53 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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I wish I could say a babillion times, but really, usually whoever gets juicers never ever use them more than 1-10 times. Who has time for that kind of bullshit! You can buy ready-made juice, for fuck's sakes!
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10-29-2009, 11:46 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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Patrice never believes in my manliness. I could fuck a chick right in front of her and she'd crack up. Well, that's a weird example. I dunno though, I'm willing to try it.
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10-30-2009, 03:36 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Keith's dead right that it's almost impossible for a guy to get scared in one of those spooker operations. We have a big sprawling horror-themed complex just outside of town on the grounds of a genuine former mental asylum that backs onto forest. The whole experience takes about 20 minutes and starts outside on a night-time forest trail and eventually you end up going into and through the old mental hospital with a ton of actors placed along the track and through the building.
It's a real pro operation with a lot of stuff designed by Peter Jackson's WETA workshop so they've done everything short of actually setting rabid dogs on people to try and turn the fright knobs up to 11 but even with that level of production value I couldn't find a way to get scared by it. I think dudes are just programmed with different threat response than girls so when we know full well the thing is fake it can't get under our skin even if we want it to. But chicks and kids are ready to jump out of their skin at any moment and my girlfriend and her sister damn near screamed their tonsils out. The only threat I felt during the whole thing was to my eardrums. |
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The females that came with us went nuts though. O_O They were holding on to us like they were really going to die and one tiny chick ran after she got spooked and fricken knocked over two of the actors without stopping or even noticing until someone told her lmao. Good times, I should get out more. :'( |
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10-30-2009, 04:52 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Midnight Oil singer Peter Garrett is now a politician, I'm not surprised he was a fakefuck in his music career as well. As for Keith juicing steak, a man curious enough to taste his own filtered piss is curious enough to taste just about anything.
In regards to the story about Anna Nicole Smith's Dr, him keeping separate different copies of reports isn't surprising to me. The doctors where I work (I'm a receptionist and radio operator for an After Hours Home Visit service) all have their own very bizarre and shady quirks. One of our doctors likes to have a photocopy and a photocopy of the photocopy of reports for every single patient he see. Another refuses to use any of the company cars that have GPS tracking installed... his Pakistani, I'm keeping my eye on this asshole. All doctors are shady fucks, at least all the ones I've met in the last 5 years have been. edit: Thanks for raising the fact that the Hottest Guy comp is 1 against 3. Yes I am in a relationship, however I'll happily fuck almost anyone. Last edited by serial_x; 10-30-2009 at 05:38 AM. |
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