1078: Magic Underwear

[Keith]

Now I get it. Why didn't Ryan just tell us all this?

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Originally Posted by Keith

Now I get it. Why didn't Ryan just tell us all this?

Because you would kill him with your words.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by sagzy

I am a mormon but the only reason i signed up was to get a discount on tuition( non church members pay 4100$ a semester, members pay 2100$) it works out for me in that i can geet a good education and afford school so that I graduate without any student loans

DUDE!!! What if Ryan reads this thread and then shows the Master High Dragon Priest?!?

Loose lips brother, loose lips ...

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Bucho

DUDE!!! What if Ryan reads this thread and then shows the Master High Dragon Priest?!?

Loose lips brother, loose lips ...

Ryan admitted on the show that he fornicates, so I really don't think he's going to want the big Mormon so and so's to hear this episode anyway.

[sagzy]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Ryan admitted on the show that he fornicates, so I really don't think he's going to want the big Mormon so and so's to hear this episode anyway.

Dude there are a ton of gay missionaries over here, I think my lil tuition thing aint too big of an issue. Besides i gotta go to church just to stay in school, if i skip for too long I can get kicked out.
Plus one of my good friends is getting married in about a month, cant go for the temple ceremony (need a temple recommend from my bishop to get in) but i get to go for the reception = free food minus the long & boring temple thing

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Ryan admitted on the show that he fornicates, so I really don't think he's going to want the big Mormon so and so's to hear this episode anyway.

I'm not sure he did admit that. I think he just avoided the question. I assumed he was a virgin.

[sagzy]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

But alas, no booze

No problem; i have two options:
1. Pre-game before the wedding reception
2. Hit the club after the reception
Probably going to go with the latter because its better to drink on a full stomach( besides most of the other black people going to be at the ceremony are my buddies and last i checked i am the only mormon so we just going to hit the club all suited out and get smashed)

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by punk'n

I'm not sure he did admit that. I think he just avoided the question. I assumed he was a virgin.

Usually people who are virgins for religious reasons love to shout that out to anyone who'll listen. Granted, Ryan didn't come across as being as sanctimonious as that set, but I definitely didn't assume he was a virgin by his responses.

Kind of similar to how many Catholics use birth control, etc. It may be in "the rules" but that doesn't mean people follow them.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Ryan admitted on the show that he fornicates, so I really don't think he's going to want the big Mormon so and so's to hear this episode anyway.

Niiiiiiiiiice, I see what you did there Blitzgal, very smart. Now if Ryan does try to drop our buddy Sagzy in it the High Priest Master Dragon will also see your post bringing Ryan's own indiscretions to light. You got Sagzy's back, so no worries now. If Sagzy goes down - Ryan goes down.

So nice try Ryan, nice try, but you done messed with the wrong forums compadre. You send one of ours to the hospital ...

[DarkKnightJared]

Originally Posted by Cry Havoc

2) He was probably at least slightly offended that you kept referring to them as magic underwear.

Yeah, if I wanted to know more, I would have at least asked him what the "real name" for those things are and ask them to explain what those mean.

Originally Posted by Grapist

Can't remember if this was posted before, but seems on topic.

I remember seeing that a while back--it does make me think of it as the predecessor to South Park's Scientology episode. That really just needs a "THIS IS WHAT MORMONS ACTUALLY BELIEVE" supertext at the bottom and it would fit.

As for whether it turns me off on the guest...nah. There's wierd facets of the religion, definitely, but so does pretty much every other religion in the whole world. The guy's pretty funny and I wouldn't mind seeing him come back on again--if he wants to.