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12-09-2009, 03:55 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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I was looking on my Ipod yesterday, under music--->genres--->comedy, and it looked something like this:
Chris Rock Dave Chappelle David Cross Doug Stanhope Eddie Murphy George Carlin Greg Giraldo Jerry Seinfeld Jesse Joyce Keith Malley Louis C.K. Mike Birbiglia Mitch Hedberg Pat Dixon Patton Oswalt Richard Pryor Steve Martin Steven Wright Todd Barry Woody Allen Zach Galifianakis And I thought, those 3 names I bolded have made me laugh more than anybody else on that list, and that's some pretty esteemed company. Great episode. Pat Dixon is the fucking best. I lent his latest CD to a pal of mine the other day who is into the Jim Gaffigan, Nick Swardson, etc. type of standup, and the first thing he said was "he sure hates women, huh." "That's why there's shampoo and visine" - Pat Dixon, Episode 1093 |
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12-09-2009, 04:10 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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The poker conversation.
I went through a phase where I played poker for about 25-35 hours every week, while working 30-40 hours a week also. Most of that was online, but I've played quite a bit in casinos. Keith's stance that poker players are generally assholes is exactly right. I think in that particular "arena" or "subculture" or whatever you wanna call it, you get a waaaaaay high percentage of people who are arrogant, know-it-all, fuckfaces. People who love to show off how smart they are, and how much they know about the game, and how they know what the right play always is, and how they knew what you had. I don't know why... Maybe the allure of poker, and the fact you can win tons of money in a short amount of time with little effort in the short run, attracts douchebags who continually get their money in as 35% favorites, have the odds side with them a little more often than they should, and take that to mean they're experts. The fucked up thing is you want guys like that at the table, if you can ignore all of their shit/shittalking, because they continue to get their money in bad. Usually, the better players are the quiet ones who don't say a whole lot and are soaking everything in. And they are nice to the donkeys/fish. "Don't tap the glass" (on the fishtank, and disturb the fish) as poker players like to say. That said, "slow-rolling" people, like Keith mentioned, is impossible to defend. I know it's fun to poke fun at most poker players who take it way too seriously, but if there's significant money involved, and it's not a "fun" game or between a couple buddies, slow-rolling is low. |
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12-09-2009, 04:23 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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One more thing- that semen cookbook.
That page used to have the funniest comments section I have ever read in my life. For whatever reason, it's not there on the Lulu page anymore, and I can't seem to find it archived anywhere. I can find a few random comments though: Amazing [ No Rating ] 9 Mar 2009 by steve O'hara We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook Soylent White [ No Rating ] 8 Mar 2009 by Ryan House IT'S BABIES!!! NATURAL HARVEST IS BABIES!!!!!! ---- If anyone can find the original comments page, put up a link cuz it's classic stuff. Peace yall! |
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About the animal-eating plants, I took these pics a couple of years ago. It's a venus flytrap eating a small Black-spined toad.
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He sat a seat away from me and was a 300 pound middle-aged dude (I was ~150 19 y/o nerd). He jumped out of his seat to take a swing at me, luckily he was so big so I had time to bolt out of my seat and away from him. After that game, they barred me from playing there (he got to stay). Needless to say, I don't slowroll people now.
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For the record the reason that Tila Tequila said that shit about Rhianna:
There was a radio interview where Rhianna was asked if she could shut up one person who would it be and she said Tila Tequila. So Tila spread those rumors about Rhianna on Twitter. That being said: I'm a 31 year old man and I'm ashamed I know this. There are no winners when dealing with Tila Tequila. |
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