1094: Jerk Off McGoo

Kydizzle · 12-13-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Diglass

I told ya, I'm 28......... 11-25-81

sounds like jerkoff math to me. it takes one to know one, and i'm talking about jerkoffs here, so you're asking a professional. professional at jerking off that is, because i'm constantly referencing jerkoffs in hopes that you'll catch on to my implications.

Keith · 12-13-2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Diglass

I told ya, I'm 28

Oh. Okay.

Diglass · 12-13-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Oh. Okay.

Keith, it's impossible for me to hate you. I love you like I love Louis C.K. and Mitch Hedberg. It's hard to have ill feelings towards someone who's made me feel so good.

Can we e-hug it out?

thepetek · 12-13-2009, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Diglass

Keith, it's impossible for me to hate you. I love you like I love Louis C.K. and Mitch Hedberg. It's hard to have ill feelings towards someone who's made me feel so good.

Can we e-hug it out?

Suddenly this jerk off wants to jerk you off.

Keith · 12-13-2009, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Diglass

Keith, it's impossible for me to hate you. I love you like I love Louis C.K. and Mitch Hedberg. It's hard to have ill feelings towards someone who's made me feel so good.

Can we e-hug it out?

It's probably best the way things are now.

Mandalee · 12-13-2009, 11:09 PM

lol Keith - he's trying!
And whats so bad about a jerkoff giving you an e-jerkoff, am i right?

DWarrior · 12-13-2009, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mandalee

lol Keith - he's trying!
And whats so bad about a jerkoff giving you an e-jerkoff, am i right?

No fagools, this is a drinkin' thread.

Diglass · 12-14-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior

No fagools, this is a drinkin' thread.

Well let's all get drunk and hug it out jerk offs!

Unless you're so gay that you're scared to hug it out, because then people would know you're gay.

Cretaceous Bob · 12-14-2009, 01:32 PM

I applaud Keith on having some actual fucking sense on the piracy issue.

It's astonishing how many people will insist that thievery is not what it is simply because they have something to gain from it.

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Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	I applaud Keith on having some actual fucking sense on the piracy issue. It's astonishing how many people will insist that thievery is not what it is simply because they have something to gain from it.
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