1112: King Arthur's Court

[Keith]

"I was attempting to be serious, but you're unteachable."


Hell and Heartaches

[Grapist]

She's not unteachable, she's unwilling to learn.

[Curt]

Most people living in the French Quarter are OK with the shenanigans. Also they clean the streets thoroughly at 9 am every day so vomit away. The parades go on for like a month and some are at night and are a little less 'family' friendly. Although, I don't think tits have ever hurt anyone.

[gumby013]

And if I were looking for a hookup all that info would have been useful, but I'm not.

[Junkenstein]

We are at the end of january and we already have a contender for the future KATGuh! (Keith's british impression)

"Irrational love sockets"? Magnificient.

ADD: I think the main fault with the otherwise perfectly natural hook up technique that Keith mentioned, is that a lot of guys are terrified of women, insecure and awkward. their stomach knots up only at the idea of chatting up to a girl, let alone asking her if she wants to get laid The first "no" will send 'em back to their basement crying. You need a minimum level of confidence that some just dont have.

ADD2: Yes, i've been with an "unteachable". I always thought it was my fault, as i was brought up with the idea that if a woman isnt passionate, satisfied or uninterested, it's your fault and she's probably cheating you with someone better. I learned that it isnt the truth, but for a while that was bad for my confidence.

[BigPerm]

Originally Posted by Curt

Most people living in the French Quarter are OK with the shenanigans. Also they clean the streets thoroughly at 9 am every day so vomit away. The parades go on for like a month and some are at night and are a little less 'family' friendly. Although, I don't think tits have ever hurt anyone.

Yeah, if you live in the Quarter, you knew what you were getting into when you moved there. But there is a reason that the ski resorts and Disney World have mostly LA plates that time of year. It's the same reason that a lot of those same places in the Quarter come up for weekend lease at about the same time.

[Badger]

"I'm not sure but I may have just pissed on a fish tank" Hah!

And I second the nomination of Keith's British accent for a future KATGuh - it was like he was channeling Olivier! Bravo, sir! Magnificent!

[Curt]

Originally Posted by BigPerm

Yeah, if you live in the Quarter, you knew what you were getting into when you moved there. But there is a reason that the ski resorts and Disney World have mostly LA plates that time of year. It's the same reason that a lot of those same places in the Quarter come up for weekend lease at about the same time.

Jazz Fest is getting that way too. Half of the people I know rent out their place for two weeks, take a really nice vacation and get the rent paid. Really, I think St. Pats is far more fun with more locals and almost as many parades. That and the weather in NOLA in March is perfect.

[baristaman]

I don't see how Keith will be able to get the Brit accent right when he still can't get the American one perfected. I want to hear you say "beer" and "bear" with an english accent and see what happens.

[fallingwindows]

I once slept with a 23 yr old anthro student who reminded me of an 85 year old British man. I know he hadn't had sex in three years, but seriously, the guy couldn't even get into a rhythm with me. He went into shock when he got me naked and then again when I got on top first and just ~brain dead~ he laid there. I tried, I was engaged and active and attractive, and he was like a deer in headlights. I give him out as an example of an unteachable male.

Originally Posted by da_ticklah

unteachable... I don't believe in it, just lazy bitches (male or female) that don't give a shit about their partners sexual satisfaction. These people are not unteachable just inconsiderate.

I think that there are girls who just lay there, but I would classify an "unteachable" as a partner who, try as you might to make them happy, just lays there, doesn't try when you ask, or fails miserably in the attempt and gives up.