1112: King Arthur's Court

Keith · 01-21-2010, 07:22 PM

"I was attempting to be serious, but you're unteachable."

Hell and Heartaches

Grapist · 01-22-2010, 10:26 AM

She's not unteachable, she's unwilling to learn.

Curt · 01-22-2010, 11:12 AM

Most people living in the French Quarter are OK with the shenanigans. Also they clean the streets thoroughly at 9 am every day so vomit away. The parades go on for like a month and some are at night and are a little less 'family' friendly. Although, I don't think tits have ever hurt anyone.

gumby013 · 01-22-2010, 01:12 PM

And if I were looking for a hookup all that info would have been useful, but I'm not.

Junkenstein · 01-22-2010, 01:19 PM

We are at the end of january and we already have a contender for the future KATGuh! (Keith's british impression)

"Irrational love sockets"? Magnificient.

ADD: I think the main fault with the otherwise perfectly natural hook up technique that Keith mentioned, is that a lot of guys are terrified of women, insecure and awkward. their stomach knots up only at the idea of chatting up to a girl, let alone asking her if she wants to get laid The first "no" will send 'em back to their basement crying. You need a minimum level of confidence that some just dont have.

ADD2: Yes, i've been with an "unteachable". I always thought it was my fault, as i was brought up with the idea that if a woman isnt passionate, satisfied or uninterested, it's your fault and she's probably cheating you with someone better. I learned that it isnt the truth, but for a while that was bad for my confidence.

BigPerm · 01-22-2010, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Curt

Most people living in the French Quarter are OK with the shenanigans. Also they clean the streets thoroughly at 9 am every day so vomit away. The parades go on for like a month and some are at night and are a little less 'family' friendly. Although, I don't think tits have ever hurt anyone.

Yeah, if you live in the Quarter, you knew what you were getting into when you moved there. But there is a reason that the ski resorts and Disney World have mostly LA plates that time of year. It's the same reason that a lot of those same places in the Quarter come up for weekend lease at about the same time.

Badger · 01-22-2010, 02:08 PM

"I'm not sure but I may have just pissed on a fish tank" Hah!

And I second the nomination of Keith's British accent for a future KATGuh - it was like he was channeling Olivier! Bravo, sir! Magnificent!

Curt · 01-22-2010, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BigPerm

Yeah, if you live in the Quarter, you knew what you were getting into when you moved there. But there is a reason that the ski resorts and Disney World have mostly LA plates that time of year. It's the same reason that a lot of those same places in the Quarter come up for weekend lease at about the same time.

Jazz Fest is getting that way too. Half of the people I know rent out their place for two weeks, take a really nice vacation and get the rent paid. Really, I think St. Pats is far more fun with more locals and almost as many parades. That and the weather in NOLA in March is perfect.

baristaman · 01-22-2010, 03:31 PM

I don't see how Keith will be able to get the Brit accent right when he still can't get the American one perfected. I want to hear you say "beer" and "bear" with an english accent and see what happens.

ThePinkSuperhero · 01-22-2010, 07:26 PM

I like it when Keith says "whores" like "HUARs".

Meanwhile, I've finally gone back to listen to episode #1, after all the dares to do it. FUNNY. How things change.

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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	We are at the end of january and we already have a contender for the future KATGuh! (Keith's british impression) "Irrational love sockets"? Magnificient. ADD: I think the main fault with the otherwise perfectly natural hook up technique that Keith mentioned, is that a lot of guys are terrified of women, insecure and awkward. their stomach knots up only at the idea of chatting up to a girl, let alone asking her if she wants to get laid The first "no" will send 'em back to their basement crying. You need a minimum level of confidence that some just dont have. ADD2: Yes, i've been with an "unteachable". I always thought it was my fault, as i was brought up with the idea that if a woman isnt passionate, satisfied or uninterested, it's your fault and she's probably cheating you with someone better. I learned that it isnt the truth, but for a while that was bad for my confidence. Last edited by Junkenstein; 01-22-2010 at 01:48 PM.
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