1113: Sexpert

Keith · 01-23-2010, 02:27 AM

"I'm gonna cut the motherfucker's index finger off."

Saint Reverend Jen

gumby013 · 01-23-2010, 06:41 AM

Click here if you want to torture yourself....more.

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As I Minnesota fan....I am ashamed.

Newsy · 01-23-2010, 08:31 AM

Ho-ly-shit. I'm only like 18 mins into the show so far, but Rev Jen has hit the nail on the head:

I DO choke the shit out of my penis when I jerk off, since I was 12 and it does make it difficult for someone else to make me cum;

and I AM too much in my head when I'm having sex, thus disabling erection abilities.

I pretty much came to this conclusion on my own, but hearing her validate it makes me feel slightly better. There's still an hour and 20 mins left in this show? Here we go!

TheGrundle · 01-23-2010, 10:49 AM

Here is a comprehensive list of all the Saints songs that have been made this year. I hear a new one on the radio just about everyday.

B97 - Saints Songs

FrozenViking · 01-23-2010, 11:38 AM

Off-topic but:

A nice text about guidos and the Jersey Shore:
"Understanding the Guido" by Streeter Seidell on CollegeHumor

PoorGradStudent · 01-23-2010, 12:22 PM

I personally want the Saints to win, but only so I can see Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush get married. I am hopping that will then lead to a messy and entertaining divorce. Fingers crossed!

bluecrucial · 01-23-2010, 12:30 PM

To add to the 3D tvs, a company is manufacturing those seats that move along with the movie like that Spongebob thing they were talking about. You can see the little pistons under the legs:

Living rooms are getting awesomely ridiculous.

DWarrior · 01-23-2010, 01:14 PM

Keith, you don't think J-WOWW is hot?

Junkenstein · 01-23-2010, 01:31 PM

Rev Jen is completely right. Premature Ejaculation is something in the head of the person.

I wont say it's connected but a lot of therapists say that anti-depressants "help out" with P.E. problems. Those pills work on your head in a way that delays the orgasm (and sometimes cut off the libido).

Besides that, her whole speech was genius. Her and FB are two perfect guests.

RELEASEtheHOUNDS · 01-23-2010, 02:32 PM

she's a butterface

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Newsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 881	Ho-ly-shit. I'm only like 18 mins into the show so far, but Rev Jen has hit the nail on the head: I DO choke the shit out of my penis when I jerk off, since I was 12 and it does make it difficult for someone else to make me cum; and I AM too much in my head when I'm having sex, thus disabling erection abilities. I pretty much came to this conclusion on my own, but hearing her validate it makes me feel slightly better. There's still an hour and 20 mins left in this show? Here we go! __________________ my site Don't do bad stuff.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	Rev Jen is completely right. Premature Ejaculation is something in the head of the person. I wont say it's connected but a lot of therapists say that anti-depressants "help out" with P.E. problems. Those pills work on your head in a way that delays the orgasm (and sometimes cut off the libido). Besides that, her whole speech was genius. Her and FB are two perfect guests.
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