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01-26-2010, 10:50 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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After I graduated high school, I temped at the county health department, and before I left I was trained how to administer the food handler's safety permit test. Many, many people made stupid mistakes on this, but there was one guy that just kept coming back...
This guy was working concessions at a theater. The rules were that you could take the test once a day, daily, until you passed. I think you had to get all but three correct. Mr. Concessions came back daily for about a week before he passed. When you consider the questions on this test include things like... "When washing dishes, at what temperature should the water be? 120ºF, 140ºF, 160ºF," "When is it appropriate to wash your hands? After using the restroom, when entering the food prep area, or both?" "When is it illegal for a food service worker to be on the job? When infected with a communicable disease, Sundays, if the worker has a cold." |
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In my town, you have to take that ghey food handler's test to work at any capacity in a bar or restaurant. It's 6 hours of someone from the health dept. telling you not to defecate in the ice bins, then you take a test (with notes!). I was done with the test in like 10 minutes, but had to wait for all the retards that work at Taco Bell to finish before I could get my license. You sit in a room and they call your name if you pass... it was sad how many people were left in that room that had to come back the next week to try again.
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You have no idea how that handler still freaks people out, even on non-english speaking forums. Even after i explain that it's a song title, they're still mad and want me banned. I always said that if i was a child murderer i wouldnt brag about it, but apparently that's not a logical answer. wouldnt it be weirder if it was ilovechildrensomuch? Meh. ADD: I justb remember that my first web name ever was AnalCunt. Oh, the sweet meories. hah. |
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Can't wait for Keith's rant about how much he hated Avatar
"I was boooored!" "It was reeDICKulous!" etc... I can save you $12 ($15 in New York?) and two and a half hours. Keith, you won't like the story of Avatar and the 3D isn't that impressive, so expect to be bored unless you go while high/rolling. |
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