1121: The Tits

Keith · 02-04-2010, 06:05 PM

"You want to talk to me like you're a basic bitch, then cool."

Hell and Heartaches

www.KATG.com/movies

gumby013 · 02-04-2010, 09:03 PM

Listening to Keith describing where he was in Long Island City....

I think I know exactly where he was.

And yes I do work in Long Island City.

Q czar · 02-05-2010, 09:52 AM

I may be an ass clown but Keith making fun of my post about The Cheshire Cat was the best thing that has happened to me this year. Perhaps ever. I am a 28 year old married father. I fear that I am a tool. Comments?

Q czar · 02-05-2010, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Q czar

I may be an ass clown but Keith making fun of my post about The Cheshire Cat was the best thing that has happened to me this year. Perhaps ever. I am a 28 year old married father. I fear that I am a tool. Comments?

I just noticed that they named the show about it also. I am double happy. Double queer?

Andrea's toothbrush · 02-05-2010, 12:59 PM

Patrice:

Don't blame your uncle! He didn't put you on "Front Street". All of your twitter accounts, websites, etc are public info, you put it out there for people to enjoy. Maybe he's proud of you and wants to share your comedy with everybody (including your dad and your first[?] lay). HA!

Happy Birthday Patrice! Thanks for 4 years of very funny Thursdays. I listen to your KATG shows over and over like I do CDs by my favorite comedians (Carlin and Paul Mooney). Years ago, when Keith tricked Chemda into drinking from a glass with one of his "cum cubes" in it, I was appalled. I was done with the show...Except for Thursdays. Eventually I went back to listening to the show for the rest of the week, but I knew I needed my Patrice fix. If I found out Keith was the Grand Dragon of the KKK (I'm black), I would still listen to Patrice Thursdays on KATG.

P.S.- "I Was Made For Dancing" was the shit!

-Tim

BTW...While I'm feeling all gooey inside, let me give Chemda some love...when Chemda sang that line from the song "Use Somebody" the other day...I must say that is the only time I ever liked anything by Kings of Leon. But then again, I like to hear Chemda sing pop songs, even when she is goofing on Mariah Carey and Taylor Swift.

Junkenstein · 02-05-2010, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrea's toothbrush

BTW...While I'm feeling all gooey inside, let me give Chemda some love...when Chemda sang that line from the song "Use Somebody" the other day...I must say that is the only time I ever liked anything by Kings of Leon. But then again, I like to hear Chemda sing pop songs, even when she is goofing on Mariah Carey and Taylor Swift.

Seconded. I remeber an aftershow where she sang a lot of conjure one songs and even some Black Sabbath. I cried like a pussy.

Chemda's voice is her magic hands.

rodimusprime · 02-05-2010, 05:35 PM

I was cracking up this whole episode. I swear Keith just needs to write a book on the state of movies and TV shows called, "Okay, I get it already. Enough!"

He could break down every movie into how boring it was and how simplistic the plot is. Does anyone have a link to his five sentence movie reviews? I want to read that shit.

scottieaxeman · 02-05-2010, 06:46 PM

YouTube - Ginger Prank Phone Calls Starving Musician Part 1

BrianAlt · 02-05-2010, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gumby013

Listening to Keith describing where he was in Long Island City....

I think I know exactly where he was.

And yes I do work in Long Island City.

I do too and I'm pretty sure I know exactly where he was too.

Want to go out for Thai sometime?

Ansur · 02-06-2010, 11:50 PM

To do list

1. Move to New York

2. Become a cop

3. Arrest Patrice on a Friday

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Andrea's toothbrush Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 118	Patrice: Don't blame your uncle! He didn't put you on "Front Street". All of your twitter accounts, websites, etc are public info, you put it out there for people to enjoy. Maybe he's proud of you and wants to share your comedy with everybody (including your dad and your first[?] lay). HA! Happy Birthday Patrice! Thanks for 4 years of very funny Thursdays. I listen to your KATG shows over and over like I do CDs by my favorite comedians (Carlin and Paul Mooney). Years ago, when Keith tricked Chemda into drinking from a glass with one of his "cum cubes" in it, I was appalled. I was done with the show...Except for Thursdays. Eventually I went back to listening to the show for the rest of the week, but I knew I needed my Patrice fix. If I found out Keith was the Grand Dragon of the KKK (I'm black), I would still listen to Patrice Thursdays on KATG. P.S.- "I Was Made For Dancing" was the shit! -Tim BTW...While I'm feeling all gooey inside, let me give Chemda some love...when Chemda sang that line from the song "Use Somebody" the other day...I must say that is the only time I ever liked anything by Kings of Leon. But then again, I like to hear Chemda sing pop songs, even when she is goofing on Mariah Carey and Taylor Swift. Last edited by Andrea's toothbrush; 02-05-2010 at 01:20 PM.
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rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 495	I was cracking up this whole episode. I swear Keith just needs to write a book on the state of movies and TV shows called, "Okay, I get it already. Enough!" He could break down every movie into how boring it was and how simplistic the plot is. Does anyone have a link to his five sentence movie reviews? I want to read that shit.
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