1122: Diane's Breasts

[JSZilla]

Originally Posted by edwood

I used to work in a movie theater and... Gross.

God I never want to relive my experience as an usher either. Or the night the men's bathrooms had two stalls completely covered in shit walls, floors, toilet, it's over flowing. Ugh. I too picked up a tobacco spit cup. There's a trick to simply grabbing the sides just right but sometimes it can still be on there.

As for the toy issue...Wait imaginary guns? Really? Lego guns were not allowed. Lego swords yes. Lol. But no guns in any way shape or form. Yet we were still allowed to use imaginary guns all the time. I used to pretend to shoot ghosts with the Ghostbuster gun/wand thingies. Two kids were constantly cowboys with imaginary guns. Right in front of several teachers. That's surprising. This is all at a Lutheran school too. Kindergarten through second grade.

[tuttle88]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

I only say that based on this



where I obviously see some sarcasm, but it's hard to tell how serious you are in text. Seems to me like you went from "against the rules" to "pretend guns lead to real guns" to "against the rules" again.

I'm sorry if I wasn't clear that statement as ALL sarcasm.

[andsoitgoes]

Oh gods.

How much and where can I pay to see Diane's breasts? Those things are... oh, words cannot describe.

pictures can.

And I'll pay!

[psyrus]

Originally Posted by censorshipwreck

I've never looked forward to the Show Pics this much for a show I haven't listened to yet.

I hear you, I'd pay to see the pictures too :-)

Next $100 for 30? Diane and the girls...

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

re: the kid with the gun.

The point is - no guns. It's irrelevant how big the gun is. Next story might be "oh wow, my 2nd grader had a pink super soaker and almost got suspended" or "it's so obvious my son's gun is a toy, like honestly, blah blah blah"

The line they drew is NO guns. Not "guns smaller than 5 inches long are permitted" or "guns that are not traditional looking guns are ok". They made an example of this kid within to school to say "Hey, kids, really, like NO guns."

I remember hearing on an earlier show about those guns that get custom painted to look like Hello Kitty and stuff. They don't look like guns that could shoot up a classroom, but they sure as fuck could. So if a kid brought a hot pink toy gun, I expect he should be suspended, just like this kid who brought a realistic yet tiny fake gun.

What if the kid does a "Shooter McGavin"? Acceptable? Too Far?

[banger316]

Wow kyle you are officially the coolest intern yet i mean shitting in the computer was one thing making me laugh at blatantly racist and molestation jokes shows what an asset you will be to the show i hope you get on more and don't feel pressured to tone it down from where i am standing your shit was light years ahead of what everyone else has submitted so far.

[lizsquiz]

Originally Posted by rodimusprime

What if the kid does a "Shooter McGavin"? Acceptable? Too Far?

Shooter McGavin is built in to the human body.

Actual guns, regardless of their size, shape or colour, whether intended for use by terrorists or Lego men, are banned at the school.

If they ban fingers at the school, then obviously Shooter McGavin is not allowed.

[jeffInMadison]

My Son is 9 and got sent to the principles office and had to call home while in her office to explain to me that he used his fingers as a weapon. She spoke first to explain to me that it was a suspendable offense and a serious issue that made the kids in the class fearful but since it was my son's first time in her office they would only be making note of it in the event it happens again.

This was all on speaker phone and when my son was told to tell me what his did he was completely crying his eyes out. But he managed to tell me enough to figure out what had happened.

Turns out he was repeating the old joke I did to him several days before. I did the old 'wanna see my quick draw' where you hold your finger gun down at your side and when they say yeah you don't move your hand and say 'wanna see it again' like it's soo fast they missed it.

It felt good to make sure the principle heard me say that it wasn't a big deal at all, you didn't do anything wrong, I wasn't mad and we would talk more about it when he got home.

My son said the principle wasn't very happy with me and re-iterated that it was a big deal. They truly believe that a kid using a stick or fingers to pretend it's a gun makes students scared and warrants one of their harshest disciplines.

The lesson my kid learned like the kid in the story is fucked up. That playing like 9 year old's all do in their free time is a menace, its wrong, scary. And to get told they might get kicked out of school because of it would make any kid shit his pants because their thinking man when my parents find out I'm in soo much trouble.

Ha Jeeze, just tell him it's not ok at school and not to do it again for crap sake...

[Lord of the Cock Rings]

Originally Posted by rodimusprime

What if the kid does a "Shooter McGavin"? Acceptable? Too Far?

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Shooter McGavin is built in to the human body.

If they ban fingers at the school, then obviously Shooter McGavin is not allowed.

Obviously fingers ARE banned at some schools.

Originally Posted by jeffInMadison

My Son is 9 and got sent to the principles office and had to call home while in her office to explain to me that he used his fingers as a weapon. She spoke first to explain to me that it was a suspendable offense and a serious issue that made the kids in the class fearful but since it was my son's first time in her office they would only be making note of it in the event it happens again.

This was all on speaker phone and when my son was told to tell me what his did he was completely crying his eyes out. But he managed to tell me enough to figure out what had happened.

Turns out he was repeating the old joke I did to him several days before. I did the old 'wanna see my quick draw' where you hold your finger gun down at your side and when they say yeah you don't move your hand and say 'wanna see it again' like it's soo fast they missed it.

It felt good to make sure the principle heard me say that it wasn't a big deal at all, you didn't do anything wrong, I wasn't mad and we would talk more about it when he got home.

My son said the principle wasn't very happy with me and re-iterated that it was a big deal. They truly believe that a kid using a stick or fingers to pretend it's a gun makes students scared and warrants one of their harshest disciplines.

The lesson my kid learned like the kid in the story is fucked up. That playing like 9 year old's all do in their free time is a menace, its wrong, scary. And to get told they might get kicked out of school because of it would make any kid shit his pants because their thinking man when my parents find out I'm in soo much trouble.

Ha Jeeze, just tell him it's not ok at school and not to do it again for crap sake...

That is a fucking ridiculous story Jeff. Do you know other kids/parents from his class? I would poll them, possibly on video, about whether that type of thing scares them or their children and bring this information to the principal's attention. She will of course ignore your request for the restoration of sanity, falling back on the old "it's district-wide policy" bullshit.

Then write a letter to the editor detailing how your son was MUCH more terrified by the insane over reaction to his harmless gesture than any of his classmates were by the incident itself. Make sure to send copies to his teacher, principal and the school board.

[Ahh5huLee]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

re: the kid with the gun.

The point is - no guns. It's irrelevant how big the gun is. Next story might be "oh wow, my 2nd grader had a pink super soaker and almost got suspended" or "it's so obvious my son's gun is a toy, like honestly, blah blah blah"

The line they drew is NO guns. Not "guns smaller than 5 inches long are permitted" or "guns that are not traditional looking guns are ok". They made an example of this kid within to school to say "Hey, kids, really, like NO guns."

Agreed. was to drunk at the time to verbalize it but thats what I wanted to say. Schools have enough to worry about without having to regulate what kind of toy-non-toy weapons your kids are bringing to school.

Just remember schools have no humor. If you think its funny then you'll probably get suspended.