1123: Here We Go

-=AJ=- · 02-09-2010, 02:24 PM

Keith: "Some people just swallow the load and it's not a big deal. I'm not saying you should start a relationship; you're just giving a handshake with your mouth."
Chemda: "Oh! That reminds me. It is "Buy-a-Nigga-a-T-shirt"-month. Go to katg.com/store...."

Only on KATG, people. Only on K-A-T-G....

Man, I love this show!

tuttle88 · 02-09-2010, 02:24 PM

Is it because I'm a girl that I don't get it? I think she looks weird. Her face is just kind of fucked up looking.

fluxquanta · 02-09-2010, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bluecrucial

I agree. Plus she has very weird thumbs:

Would make for a creepy mutant hj.

Eww...that thumb really is kinda nasty. Like how sometimes people who lose their thumbs get their big toe sewn in its place. That's what it looks like.

Also, she could be the most aesthetically beautiful person in the world, but she has a very cunty personality (re: the whole Transformers "I'm such a fantastic actress" thing), which automatically kills any staying power with me.

Junkenstein · 02-09-2010, 02:38 PM

She has a plastic-y hotness. She's not sexy at all to me, but i like more mediterranean girls, or on the opposit, tiny girls.

I think her hotness has been built by Michael Bay, doing shots in transformers that looked like R'n'B videos. If another girl would've been at her place the results would've been the same and we all would be sayin' "Megan who?", now.

Blitzgal · 02-09-2010, 05:43 PM

This reminds me I still have to watch that Jennifer's Body movie and it's out on DVD now.

critical_temp · 02-09-2010, 07:17 PM

Did Keith ever post those 5 Sentence Summaries anywhere?

DWarrior · 02-09-2010, 08:31 PM

I feel compelled to call people out on their poker skills. K&TG kept on raving how good Jeremy is at poker.

jeremykatg Poker Player Ranking and Stats at Full Tilt Poker evidently being an aspie doesn't actually help you in poker.

And while we're at it, Michael:

MichaelApproved Poker Player Ranking and Stats at Full Tilt Poker

Sorry guys, I still think you're awesome.

tuttle88 · 02-09-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior

I feel compelled to call people out on their poker skills. K&TG kept on raving how good Jeremy is at poker.

jeremykatg Poker Player Ranking and Stats at Full Tilt Poker evidently being an aspie doesn't actually help you in poker.

And while we're at it, Michael:

MichaelApproved Poker Player Ranking and Stats at Full Tilt Poker

Sorry guys, I still think you're awesome.

Hey how do I get mine?

Never mind I figured it out. I don't like that site. It makes me sad to know I am shit.

rodimusprime · 02-09-2010, 09:34 PM

I thought the add with Favre retiring in the year 2020 was the best one.

The weirdest part of the Meagan Fox commercial was the kid jacking it in the bathroom while his mother banged on the door. We can make these jokes on TV now?

And I don't get the uproar about the Tebow add. It seemed more of a pro choice add than an anti abortion ad. The situation Tebow's mom was in has a high probability of the mother dying but she made the choice to have the baby anyways. It was probably a decision based on her faith in God or something. In the end it's just an ad and it doesn't mean that Roe v. Wade will be over turned. No big deal.

Forget the ManCrunch ad what was up with the back to back ads with dudes in their underwear?

DaHonay · 02-09-2010, 09:47 PM

Megan Fox looks like she's had work done. Like she's not old enough for her face to look different than she did 2 years ago.

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02-09-2010, 02:24 PM	#12 (permalink)
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	She has a plastic-y hotness. She's not sexy at all to me, but i like more mediterranean girls, or on the opposit, tiny girls. I think her hotness has been built by Michael Bay, doing shots in transformers that looked like R'n'B videos. If another girl would've been at her place the results would've been the same and we all would be sayin' "Megan who?", now.
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critical_temp Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 49	Did Keith ever post those 5 Sentence Summaries anywhere?
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02-09-2010, 08:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	I feel compelled to call people out on their poker skills. K&TG kept on raving how good Jeremy is at poker. jeremykatg Poker Player Ranking and Stats at Full Tilt Poker evidently being an aspie doesn't actually help you in poker. And while we're at it, Michael: MichaelApproved Poker Player Ranking and Stats at Full Tilt Poker Sorry guys, I still think you're awesome.
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02-09-2010, 09:34 PM	#19 (permalink)
rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,349	I thought the add with Favre retiring in the year 2020 was the best one. The weirdest part of the Meagan Fox commercial was the kid jacking it in the bathroom while his mother banged on the door. We can make these jokes on TV now? And I don't get the uproar about the Tebow add. It seemed more of a pro choice add than an anti abortion ad. The situation Tebow's mom was in has a high probability of the mother dying but she made the choice to have the baby anyways. It was probably a decision based on her faith in God or something. In the end it's just an ad and it doesn't mean that Roe v. Wade will be over turned. No big deal. Forget the ManCrunch ad what was up with the back to back ads with dudes in their underwear? __________________ www.theblackguywhotips.com www.twitter.com/rodimusprime The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast
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02-09-2010, 09:47 PM	#20 (permalink)
DaHonay Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Pillaging your neighborhood Posts: 1,439	Megan Fox looks like she's had work done. Like she's not old enough for her face to look different than she did 2 years ago.
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