1125: Oh Boy
 

"Is it wrong that I want to look at your asshole?"


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asians among other minority groups will get offended over anything stupid... like that one movie about high school kids who are good at math and the teacher takes them gambling. it was based on a book with the main character as an asian.... i was dating someone till they pointed that out and mentioned they were super outraged by it.... so i ran away (inspired by keith)

I just asked my slant-eyed friend about it and she said she wasn't offended. So I voted it's just a color.

So long as my nails keep coming out pretty, I could give a shit.

The yelling section in this episode needs to be an animated KATG TV. I was laughing my fucking ass off and that was just from the audio. PLEASE SOMEONE DO THIS

We're already racist like that in Atlanta. A lot of asians live in a place called "Chamblee" and people call it "Chambodia".

Only half downloaded for me, anyone else have trouble?

Libsyn fucked up at first, but they fixed it thanks to listeners' emails to them. Delete the one you have now and re-download.

And how dare you that we're apparently not twitter or facebook buddies.

You know I can't be bothered to use IM or twitter or facebook or the app that I spent more than a year creating to gain information that can be had by posting without any consideration whatsoever.

You have a middle finger for a nose. I'm still figuring you out.

These things happen when you let McNally draw your icon. Probably should have gone with Latta for that one.

Interesting that we refer to Jackson as wearing a wig. I thought men wore toupees. What's the difference between the two?

I'd love to hear a communion that offered 'jesus juice'.

I would say a wig is for your whole head while a toupee just covers a bald spot.

Really? Damn, I would LOVE to see a totally bald MJ.

I live in Chamblee/Doraville. Most of the signs around here are written in all sorts of strange moon talk.
One thing I have learned is that zipperheads don't care for their lawns, but neither do I.

The whole weatherman sequence was killer. Stop doing this to me while I'm at work; I look like the village idiot.
I'm mumblety-something years old and supposedly a professional and I'm spending my work time laughing at retards yelling. What's wrong with me?

Oh boy.

*gets off to a bad start*

I will use my very first post to defend Michael Jackson *sigh*
MJ was
- Never proven to feed kids "Jesus Juice"
- Never proven to have had sex with boys

That's all. I agree that the guy was weird...I just have this thing for correcting things I know not to be true (Sorry Keith) like Leno only attacking Letterman once on his show.

Anyway, love the show. Can't wait for the next one

Fuuuuuuuck you!

Also, it was never proven that Simpson killed his wife, but we pretty much know.

Holy shit, I usually start listening to the show in bed while trying to fall asleep and then finish it off in the morning.

I was laughing so fucking hard and so much during the weatherman sequence that I'm sure my roommate must hate me. I couldn't stop laughing. I almost expected him to kick my bunk or something.

Easily one of the best episodes of KATG.

I tuned in yesterday right after the weatherman video, and I swear I thought they were referring to Gilbert Gottfried.

I was listening to this episode at my computer in a suit and tie getting ready for a presentation and eating cereal. When Keith and Mica started making fun of the weather man I spewed cereal all over my computer! Awesome! Thanks guys.

Black Line
 

The Northern Line, in London, is colour coded Black.

Tube | Transport for London

And it does go though some areas that are mostly black (African or Caribbean) as well as some that are mostly black (or what the British consider Black.. e.g. Middle Easter / Pakistani / Indian).

It's been colour coded Black for a long time though. Even back when the areas it went through were white.

:( Oh boy!

That's different though. There were no witnesses to Simpson's doing which led to a bs outcome. These families that were sueing Jackson always backed off after they got paid. You mean to tell me you would be ok with letting the man who intoxicated and molested your child roam free for any amount of money? Anyone who follows those things can see through that. MJ was always persecuted cause of his weirdness (which is his own fault but let's not slander a man when he's dead).

Sir, please dont criticize the "Shitty comics". Latta is an awesome artists, but McNally's comics are a staple of my life.

BTW, i'm a person who always tries to see both sides of an argument, but this show's poll and issue only has one logical answer. If you vote option 1 and you mean it, then you're worse than aids and Robin Williams stand-up combined and you're the reason for the downfall of civilization.

Does the yellow train's bell go "chink chink chink chink..."?

Sorry...

Fucked up people sell their children all the time. Doesn't mean it didn't happen.

holy crap - the weather man bit just made me throw up I was laughing so hard. wow to a babillion!

It's almost impossible to believe but there's a high percentage of people who would pretty much let anyone do anything to their kids for a certain amount of money or fame. And they dont have to be extrely poor or deviant.

Most people can be bought into anything.

A lot of people see their kids as props or nothing more than pets. Civilization has made us human, but there's still people who rape, sell, disfigure, kill, eat and abuse their own children. Normaility is not the norm.

So yeah. MJ probably touched the kids and the families backed off because the money was enough and the perspective of legal action was too expensive and scary. So they took the money and healed their opwn "Wounds". Of course not the wounds that the kids got, but... yeah.

ADD: The Weatherman will be an Aziz Ansari (or some other hack who loves to yell) character in a week. But Keith and Micah's take was insanely good. It's only february and we already a good number of future KATGuh nominations.

One last question, inspired by Micahb's doo wop job...

How does an unvoentional new yorker make a living nowadays?

In italy, usually, a couple of secure jobs are needed to make a likving.

But in the land of opportunities it seems that you can survive by doing stuff like Micah does. Or, on another level, a podcast. Doesnt surprise me that it's called the land of opportunities. Italy has no modalities to make a living like those ones. But, as a counterpoint, the economical crysis has hit the States too. And unemployement is high there too. Hmm.

I'm not starting a debate or want to argue with anybody. Just a random thought.
If anyone feels offended, please accept my apologies.

This show was awesome, one of the funniest yet!

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But when you get us together, very gay and magical things happen.

Yellow fever
 

Even if the train line name is racist (and its not) people need to learn to let the small stuff slide. Plus Asians are some of the most racist people in the world. I'm semi-japanese and my Japanese family members say some ridiculously offensive shit. My grandmother once complimented a Hispanic waiter for having a job, "unlike most of you people". Then she had the audacity to not tip cuz service was slow after that. Shrug.


Ps. I snuck a tip on the table when she was walking out.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Oh boy.


I'm with the masses. I looked like a giggling retard at my desk today, way to go KATG and Micah.

just reached the wallet part. and got excited thought they where bring out a katg wallet. i was wrong oh well.

I have to say that Micah Sherman has fast become one of my favourite guests. I think he's come the closest to filling in the gap left by Adam Brown. (although I will always love Adam and instantly deny writing this the second he is back from his wood expedition in bumfuck Maine)

Also, did anyone else think it appropriate that the products recommended for Micah's asshole were sold at Hole Foods.

You know, like foods for the hole in your ass! Comedy!!

I was in the chat for a couple of seconds and I somehow missed the weatherman part and they were just yelling exactly like Gilbert I thought for sure that was what was going on. Strange yelling impressions. I had to shut up and listen more to get half of it. Relisten on the iPod and this shit is gold. I SECOND! THIS HAS TO BE A KATGTV!

Micah is one of my top favorite guests. His voice is totally awesome. =D

Which Celeb Pisses on the Rug?
 

Micah mentioned the 'pee rug' during this show.

Was reading Robin Bougie's Cinema Sewer last night, and he mentions some video, Celebrity Sex (1991) - I've never seen the video, its some kind of montage of supposed Celeb Sex clips - though most of them are fake

Anyway, here's part of the content review:

"Chuck Berry...It's the infamous piss video where he stands over his submissive white girlfriend and pees all over her face with the classic line of dialogue afterwards, 'I can't kiss you baby, you smell like piss!'"

No mention of the pee rug. But someone else is welcome to investigate.

i feel bad for micah and his asshole fissure. i was reading about fiisures a few weeks ago. why, well i had a hemroid, that hurt so bad everytime i coughed i wanted to cry. it was a protruder (was inside, but popped out) and felt like the si.e of grape. taking a shit made me want to cry, and i feared taking a shit for about 5 days. i thought i was going to have to go to the dr. and have him remove it. "hey doc here's my asshole please help". lucky for me i greased up my asshole with prep-h and it went back inside. good luck micah and i hope your a-hole gets better.

shea butter - for the hippies
 

Since I grew up 1/3 hippie I can tell you this

tea tree oil: It is an antiseptic. So it will sting. Maybe you should water that down a bit.

Shea Butter: Can be used for all skin irritations. try getting raw shea butter. Go to some true health food hippie stores. Natural shea butter is yellow in color and not smooth. It comes from the shea nut. Real Shea butter melts in your hand. You can probably get a bucket of raw shea butter for about 10 bucks.

First, F/U and welcome to the forums.


Also, i think that's the story that micah was thinking of.

Here's the full transcription of the video by the almighty filth lord Jim Goad:


JIM GOAD

Read and ponder about female degradation.

By The Way, a couple of years ago i had the pleasure to witness a huck Berry concert. 90 years old and he was still happily inviting girls on stage, slapping their asses, and fighting with the boys who got in his way ("I play music for ladies, asshole! Get off my stage!")

Yeah I've always been told to put tea tree oil of fresh piercings instead of Neosporin or anything else.