1127: Stereo Crazies

gumby013 · 02-13-2010, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

True gamblers have no heart, sir. Ask Michael K....

Oh, I know. Like five years ago I asked a chick out who was playing at my table, she accepted. Half an hour later I had all of her chips...and the date never happened. What am I supposed to do when I flop quad aces and she pushes all in?

Junkenstein · 02-13-2010, 12:13 PM

I always wondered if there's some chips/pussy exchange at serious gambling places or if it's just a myth perpetrated in movies...

ADD: That's been bugging me for a while. Kyle has a Steven Wright/Mitch Hedberg tone when he delivers his jokes. Not in the stand-up, but on the show. Nice music, too.

indarkjoy · 02-13-2010, 01:29 PM

I voted 'yes' because it'll be a mess and entertaining.

Junkenstein · 02-13-2010, 02:24 PM

On a whole level the episode was awesome... And i hope i'm not the only one who said "YES!" (loudly) when the special guest appeared. I wont spoil...

Stoopid Monkey · 02-13-2010, 02:51 PM

I will spoil.

I always thought Kyle sounded a lot like Adam.
They're both naturally funny.

Great show, and I hope this isn't the end of Brittany.
Maybe a Dina-esque segment?

Ahh5huLee · 02-13-2010, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gumby013

What am I supposed to do when I flop quad aces and she pushes all in?

...call

take her chips

and move on

Blitzgal · 02-13-2010, 03:16 PM

Chemda has some serious mojo in figuring people out. That was pretty awesome. And Keith just wants more women to be desperate self-haters who'll put up with anything.

Let me get this straight. Ashley is Ahh5huLee and Britney is bannyup? Where's the asshole, hiding in a hole somewhere? Please girls, neither one of you fuck this guy again -- or if you just can't help yourselves, please use protection. This is not the guy you want to be chained to for the rest of your life because you have a kid with him. Chemda nailed that one right on the head. And I wouldn't be surprised if she's also right that he's already got a third one lined up just in case you two don't work out for him. This is why everyone has herpes, fuck!

Ahh5huLee · 02-13-2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Chemda has some serious mojo in figuring people out. That was pretty awesome. And Keith just wants more women to be desperate self-haters who'll put up with anything.

Let me get this straight. Ashley is Ahh5huLee and Britney is bannyup? Where's the asshole, hiding in a hole somewhere? Please girls, neither one of you fuck this guy again -- or if you just can't help yourselves, please use protection. This is not the guy you want to be chained to for the rest of your life because you have a kid with him. Chemda nailed that one right on the head. And I wouldn't be surprised if she's also right that he's already got a third one lined up just in case you two don't work out for him. This is why everyone has herpes, fuck!

how do you know someone is an asshole before they do something like this. We were together for 16 months I thought I knew him. I loved him and thought he loved me. this is why females are so jaded and find it so difficult to trust.

How did I end of the one that was in the wrong?

Blitzgal · 02-13-2010, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ahh5huLee

How did I end of the one that was in the wrong?

If you honestly didn't know about the other girl then you weren't. I don't know how long he was out in California -- you really thought he wasn't seeing anybody while living all the way across the country?

gumby013 · 02-13-2010, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ahh5huLee

...call

take her chips

and move on

Yeah...but a date would have been nice...

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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	I always wondered if there's some chips/pussy exchange at serious gambling places or if it's just a myth perpetrated in movies... ADD: That's been bugging me for a while. Kyle has a Steven Wright/Mitch Hedberg tone when he delivers his jokes. Not in the stand-up, but on the show. Nice music, too. Last edited by Junkenstein; 02-13-2010 at 01:33 PM.
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indarkjoy Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: midwest U.S. Posts: 36	I voted 'yes' because it'll be a mess and entertaining.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	On a whole level the episode was awesome... And i hope i'm not the only one who said "YES!" (loudly) when the special guest appeared. I wont spoil...
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Stoopid Monkey Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Californie Posts: 0	I will spoil. I always thought Kyle sounded a lot like Adam. They're both naturally funny. Great show, and I hope this isn't the end of Brittany. Maybe a Dina-esque segment? Last edited by Stoopid Monkey; 02-13-2010 at 02:56 PM. Reason: Brittney to Brittany. Names are hard.
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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Chemda has some serious mojo in figuring people out. That was pretty awesome. And Keith just wants more women to be desperate self-haters who'll put up with anything. Let me get this straight. Ashley is Ahh5huLee and Britney is bannyup? Where's the asshole, hiding in a hole somewhere? Please girls, neither one of you fuck this guy again -- or if you just can't help yourselves, please use protection. This is not the guy you want to be chained to for the rest of your life because you have a kid with him. Chemda nailed that one right on the head. And I wouldn't be surprised if she's also right that he's already got a third one lined up just in case you two don't work out for him. This is why everyone has herpes, fuck! __________________ "'Wah! I'm not good enough, so I blame YOU!' - by the way, that's a baby accent." - Chemda
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