1141: What Do We Do Now?

clcallag · 03-13-2010, 05:15 PM

Well, when Keith calls you out...twice...I guess you have no choice but to nut up. If anyone needs me I'll be in the kitchen whipping up some humble pie.

*sigh* You'd think I'd learn by now to just keep my fucking mouth shut and not get myself into these situations.

I Can't Lose to a Retard!.mp3

picard102 · 03-13-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by clcallag

I Can't Lose to a Retard!.mp3

Ah jezze.

I don't think the first 30 seconds is enough sucking up.

Keith · 03-13-2010, 05:24 PM

Wow, you really did it...

Ouch.

clcallag · 03-13-2010, 05:32 PM

Yup, that's how I roll. Make a big ol' ass of myself, and then hope I can make up for it with enough ass-kissing.

Not gonna lie, hasn't worked super well for me so far.

Junkenstein · 03-13-2010, 05:41 PM

Oh, man.

Still havent heard your first submission but this one...

Well, where are the jokes?

Even the retard one at the end was bad. And i'm not talking as a comedy expert, it was just painful....

You should work on your jokes. I guess you have the attitude and the balls, but being comedy something that's based on laughter... Eh...

Well i hope that with the perspective i gave you with my first post and the eventual re-judging of this new entry by Keith and Chemda, you'll be set for reinventing your comedic chops. Ok?

clcallag · 03-13-2010, 06:39 PM

Well fuck me.

These next few days are not going to be pretty on my end.

I guess I have to hope that "I'm under 25 and still at least 37.5% retarded and I was typing before I had my morning coffee" will fly as an excuse.

No?

Shit.

Anyone want cookies?

picard102 · 03-13-2010, 06:56 PM

The worst part for me was the delivery. Like you were reciting a speach. It's one thing to memorize your set, it's another to make it sound like your talking to me rather then at me. Even if you had funny jokes, it would have sounded off.

Ant-LOX · 03-13-2010, 10:46 PM

Yeah, he was talking at us, not to us.

You should try to get a job doing voiceover work, for some insurance companies or something stuck up.

The King of Awesome · 03-13-2010, 11:32 PM

Yikes, I haven't heard the episode yet, but I've heard the standup submission. I'm beginning to think the episode isn't out yet just to protect me from this submission. Particularly your retard impression at the end. Yeesh.

Ok, that's a little harsh, and I'm sure I would be a really shitty standup comic too. But I'm not trying to be a comedian. I'm just trying to be Awesome. AND I'M SUCCEEDING FANTASTICALLY!

That's my advice to you: You should try to succeed fantastically, rather than audition poorly, and presumably wildly unsuccessfully.

And look - I hit my adverb count for the day! Huzzah!

clcallag · 03-14-2010, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ant-LOX

You should try to get a job doing voiceover work, for some insurance companies or something stuck up.

Eh, whatever pays the bills. Lord knows being an asshole hasn't done it so far, and it looks like comedy won't anytime soon either.

Maybe songwriting? Oh, right. I tried it recently and sucked at that too.

Stuck-up voice-overs, you say? Anyone know a place?

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clcallag Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 13	Well, when Keith calls you out...twice...I guess you have no choice but to nut up. If anyone needs me I'll be in the kitchen whipping up some humble pie. sigh You'd think I'd learn by now to just keep my fucking mouth shut and not get myself into these situations. I Can't Lose to a Retard!.mp3
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03-13-2010, 05:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
Keith Titttttiiiieees!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 4,553	Wow, you really did it... Ouch.
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03-13-2010, 05:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
clcallag Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 13	Yup, that's how I roll. Make a big ol' ass of myself, and then hope I can make up for it with enough ass-kissing. Not gonna lie, hasn't worked super well for me so far.
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03-13-2010, 05:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 7,053	Oh, man. Still havent heard your first submission but this one... Well, where are the jokes? Even the retard one at the end was bad. And i'm not talking as a comedy expert, it was just painful.... You should work on your jokes. I guess you have the attitude and the balls, but being comedy something that's based on laughter... Eh... Well i hope that with the perspective i gave you with my first post and the eventual re-judging of this new entry by Keith and Chemda, you'll be set for reinventing your comedic chops. Ok? __________________ My Music Podcast : http//junkstrunk.podomatic.com Or On Itunes (subscriptions and reviews are encouraged) http://itunes.apple.com/it/podcast/j...473559653?l=en
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03-13-2010, 06:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
clcallag Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 13	Well fuck me. These next few days are not going to be pretty on my end. I guess I have to hope that "I'm under 25 and still at least 37.5% retarded and I was typing before I had my morning coffee" will fly as an excuse. No? Shit. Anyone want cookies?
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03-13-2010, 06:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
picard102 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 3,065	The worst part for me was the delivery. Like you were reciting a speach. It's one thing to memorize your set, it's another to make it sound like your talking to me rather then at me. Even if you had funny jokes, it would have sounded off.
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03-13-2010, 10:46 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ant-LOX Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 300	Yeah, he was talking at us, not to us. You should try to get a job doing voiceover work, for some insurance companies or something stuck up.
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03-13-2010, 11:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
The King of Awesome Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Awesome City, NY Posts: 182	Yikes, I haven't heard the episode yet, but I've heard the standup submission. I'm beginning to think the episode isn't out yet just to protect me from this submission. Particularly your retard impression at the end. Yeesh. Ok, that's a little harsh, and I'm sure I would be a really shitty standup comic too. But I'm not trying to be a comedian. I'm just trying to be Awesome. AND I'M SUCCEEDING FANTASTICALLY! That's my advice to you: You should try to succeed fantastically, rather than audition poorly, and presumably wildly unsuccessfully. And look - I hit my adverb count for the day! Huzzah!
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