1142: Uplifting
 

"And that's how I almost had butt sex."


Comedian Shane Mauss

OMG! A poll question about me!

Havent heard the show yet, but i have to bank in on the guest: Shane Mauss is a genius. His cd is one of the comedy surprises of the year. Playful but vicious, a fuckin' riot.

It will leave him sad. Very sad. So sad, he should give it to me.

Whiney is not the same as comedy. I think Keith and Chemda do a great mob when they cut off the shit submissions. Like the guy in this episode, to be clear, the replay sucks just as much the second time.

First off...haven't listened to the show yet.

My issue with the awesome brunch will be finding someone to go with.

That steers my vote for option two. Not because i think you wont find anybody to go with, but because you're already over-thinking about the issue.

Ask around, ask everyone you know, in the very improbable (to me) chance you cant find anybody to do it with, it's free so you wont have lost anything.

Fuck that, you'll be happy.

Well...I have some criteria in mind.

1) They have to want to go to brunch with me.
2) I have to want to go to brunch with them.
3) They have to be someone who will appreciate all the different exotic brunch options and not just get toast and a juice......someone who says, "I'll have the lobster....AND Alaskan king crab.....AND the beef wellington next to my prosciutto and caviar omelet."

If you get any takers, continuously ask them "Do you reeeeaally want to go?", throw in some, "No seriously, you don't seem like you are having fun, are you sure you want to be here?" and a couple of "You don't seem excited about brunch".


Chicks really dig this.

I would be happy to accompany you to brunch! Seeing as how I am practically a married lady, though (25 days), I can see why you might pass me by for greener pastures. Did you meet Lisa at bingo? She's single, she loves brunch, and she would be bold enough to sneak me a steak in her purse:D