1146: Fat and The Whore

[Keith]

"omgz keeth and the gilr are piesus of shit."


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[callmehoss]

"This episoad wuz fuckin stupid. I think Keith and the Girl (aka Fat Ass and the Slut) shuldn't be abel to put on internet. FUCK U!!! I hope u get dead from siphliss and herpies."

It actually gave me a headache to write that stupidly. I loved this show. If any of you ever need to be reminded that you are much more intelligent than a lot of folks in America, you need not go any further than the comments section on any CNN.com story. Just tons of fucktards convinced that Obama is going to actually come into their house and take everything valuable (like the autographed framed Dale Earnhardt art they have) to pay for a crackhead's medical bills or that the Republicans have a plan to ban free speech and set up concentration camps where they collect and incinerate poor people and minorities. Those may be exaggerations, but seriously, pick any CNN.com story and read the comments section. It's ridiculous.

[helllomoto]

Your bit about Dubai was redonkulous. The newspapers here are saying that they were feeling each other up, it wasn't just a peck on the cheek like you make it out to be. "We have sun everywhere!" Do you really? Do you have a indoor ski resort? Do you have the biggest malls in the world? Do you have the tallest tower, and the only 7 star hotel? Do you have man-made islands in the shape of palms?

You totally can walk around in bathing suits. 'American compounds'? what the fuck? This isn't fucking Iraq, people aren't running around with AK's.

This segment really revealed how ignorant you are.

Fuck you, Keith Malley. Fuck you.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by helllomoto

Your bit about Dubai was redonkulous. The newspapers here are saying that they were feeling each other up, it wasn't just a peck on the cheek like you make it out to be. "We have sun everywhere!" Do you really? Do you have a indoor ski resort? Do you have the biggest malls in the world? Do you have the tallest tower, and the only 7 star hotel? Do you have man-made islands in the shape of palms?

I think you're serious...

I didn't realize you had an indoor ski resort. Definitely take away the greatest thing about skiing: the outdoors. Sounds beautiful.

Biggest malls? AMAZING!

A tall tower you say?!

The only 7 Star Hotel. I'm sure they'd let you in there...

C'mon. Be sensible.

[Junkenstein]

Even in the worse days, you never fail to make me smile, Keet. You should be a psychologist.

[bongthegong]

Originally Posted by helllomoto

Do you have a indoor ski resort? Do you have the biggest malls in the world? Do you have the tallest tower, and the only 7 star hotel? Do you have man-made islands in the shape of palms?

Yes.

[Junkenstein]

Youtube comments show the true nature of people. That's a weird positive side of the internet, you see the ugly, aggressive, filthy nature of the 99% of the populations.

No matter how good, funny, smart or important the video is, there's always going to be a giant section of lod, noisy cunts who will throw a ton of insults at it. They'll call women sluts (because in the mind of the animal mass, a woman is always a slut), threaten, mispell, spout racial slurs, etc.

I always admire people like Keith and Chemda who keep doing what they do, having to cope with the reality that for 100 loyal nice fans out there there's a thousand scumbags who can only hate. I would've blown up a lot earlier, and become like McNally in my ideas.

[Keith]

My intern, of all people, coined a phrase that really hit home to me.

A hater's gonna hate.

The student became a teacher.

I think what he means is that a spiteful person will always be spiteful. And in the end, wha ya gonna do.

[Somethingdumb]

Originally Posted by helllomoto

and the only 7 star hotel?

There are actually 3 seven star hotels in the world. Also, you said "redonkulous". This post really shows how ignorant you really are
Fuck you hellomoto. Fuck you.

[Junkenstein]

I'll be redonkulously redundant here and state the obvious...

Isnt having the tallest tower, 7 star hotels, man made islands and giant malls a classic symbol of those poverty stricken cities where super-rich people (usually war-lords or scummy business harks) live and dine in extravagant luxury while watching starving kids from afar? Every city that has giant and grotesque buildings with no real purpose besides pleasing the extra rich, usually has starving workmen behind them.

Also i bet that in these 7 star hotels there's a lot of underage prostitutes, gleefully sold by the citizens of Dubai for a piece of bread. And on the Malls corners there's lots of mutilated kids that panhandle showing how great the town is for common folk.

I know that after Slumdog Millionaire everyone loves to think that Dubai is a dreamy place where you go and watch starving children like at the zoo but i worked there and i know people that still do. It's a shithole. Those marvels are there to convince politician and businessmen that they can safely invest in the country. Which is a BIG FAT LIE.