1167: Tattoo You

[Keith]

"You're not as nice as you think, and, with all sincerity, you should look into that."


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[Idle Zealot]

Chemda in Chell is amazing. I keep it on my iPhone at all times to show people when they ask what the show is. Everyone laughs.

[baristaman]

still funny, never gets old

[pmbailey]

Keith's all talking USA the past couple days, then he mentioned katgtv.com, so I went and revisited some of my favorites. Is Malley wearing a Canada shirt in number 15 - "Salvia". Knee braces were a nice touch too.

[Keith]

I love Canada.

It's America's guest room.

We keep it a little nicer, but there's really no reason to use it.

[brianward81]

Originally Posted by Idle Zealot

Chemda in Chell is amazing. I keep it on my iPhone at all times to show people when they ask what the show is. Everyone laughs.

Fuuuuuuuuck Yooooooou, welcome to the forums.

[invader]

James Cameron thinks he can comment on all 3D now because he created the new tech for it.

Also correct me if I'm wrong but I remember Keith saying that he liked The Hurt Locker. I think it was an episode with Jessie Joyce on it and Jessie talked about him watching the film with his older brother who disarms IED's in real life, and how his brother was pointing out the flaws in how they disarmed the bombs in the film when compared to real life. Anyway on it I seem to remember Keith talking about how much he liked it.

[wazzoinc]

I could give a fuck if people think I'm homophobic; "Brokeback Mountain" is a captivating and (if anything) original love story. I wept like a queer.

You'd like it Chemda.

[spooky]

Clash of the Titans wasn't filmed in 3D, they chopped it up like a pop up book to fake a 3D effect. I'm not sure why you would be required to see it to comment on the rip off technique, either pro or con.

Taking a stance against Cameron on protecting the consumer(and the industry) from this crap really makes me wonder how Keith's Justice would rule if all the facts were present.

If you are paying $30 to see a movie in 3D(twice the price of the 2D experience), and it's not filmed in 3D, it's faked after the fact just so they can grab the extra money, they deliberately scam the customer and everyone is upset by it, wouldn't they be punished under Keith's Justice?

I just don't see why you'd go after Cameron(or anyone) for that.

Originally Posted by invader

James Cameron thinks he can comment on all 3D now because he created the new tech for it.

Isn't that like saying "Stephen Hawking thinks he can comment on physics just because he wrote a bunch of papers"? I think just being an expert in a field of study is enough for valid commentary and advocacy, but being a technological pioneer should make your word all but beyond reproach.

On Brokeback Mountain:
It's a good movie, but Keith would hate it for being long and boring.

Is it homophobic if you are revolted by the gay sex scenes? Isn't anything deviant from your own sexual preferences supposed to be revolting enough that you wouldn't do it? I find fat people sex revolting. 70s big bush hairy vagina sex is revolting, even with lesbians. I find ugly people people in general revolting in porn.

Where is the line when you classify homophobia?

[Keith]

If this is what people think of Keith's Justice, then forget the whole thing already. My gravy...

As for not having to SEE the movie, that's retarded.

"You don't draw good faces, Spooky."

"Well here's my work."

"I don't even need to see it. I heard things."

C'mon... Quit fuckin' with us all the time.

Originally Posted by invader

Correct me if I'm wrong but I remember Keith saying that he liked The Hurt Locker.

Consider yourself corrected.