1196: I Don't

Keith · 06-08-2010, 02:33 PM

"This ain't no Day Late Dollar Short Tour, baby. Get on board, 'cause the steamboat's leavin' on time."

Jesse Joyce

BrownEyedBtch · 06-08-2010, 03:21 PM

My only truly significant ex is still a friend, though we admittedly are not too much in contact anymore. Even though we are not a couple anymore, the things that made us friends in the first place are still there - he is funny, entertaining, enjoys a lot of the same things I do, and I enjoy his company. For a while we could not be in the same room because we'd either fight or fuck, two things we needed to stop doing in order to be friends. It took time, but he is still very special to me.

Dean from Australia · 06-08-2010, 04:20 PM

I had a wife, she got bored, fucked someone else, she left, we shared a dog, I told her we couldn't do this anymore, I took the dog, she wanted to come back, I said no...

thepetek · 06-08-2010, 05:28 PM

I guess if Elton John wanted to make a statement at or about Limbaugh's wedding, he could have brought his husband/civil partner/whatever the legal term is as his +1.

MadMaddy · 06-08-2010, 05:39 PM

I was/have been married for 18 years, when I had a stroke he stayed for a year. We have now been separated over year.

We used to laugh all the time, no kids...had dogs instead. We had great, fun sex, shared most of the same beliefs and had fun debating the ones we didn't exactly agree on. We both grew up in really fucked up families so we really got each other and made our own family.

A year after I got sick he told me he didn't feel the same way and wanted to go into private therapy. We still talk everyday and he says I am still his best friend we laugh the same as always...it has taken a lot to get us here. I feel betrayed. I would never have left him when he was sick. I can't drive anymore because of the seizures, I know he loves me, I do. I also know people handle things differently. I don't think there is someone else and he makes noises like he wants to come back. I can't live alone now because I have so many seizures now. Sometimes you can't tell I am sick, but sometimes it is bad and very obvious. I had to move to North Carolina to live with my family and I had to leave all my friends that I made as an adult so this was hard for me. I am lonely without my friends but I am so much stronger than I knew.

After that, I still don't blame him, I still think of him as my best friend and love him. I used to laugh and say if we ever left each other his hair would be on fire because I don't believe in that friends with ex's bullshit but I guess this proved me wrong. I love him so much more that I thought I could. He says life is so sad without me there and he talks to me all the time like I am there when I am not. So yea, I do believe you can be friends with an ex.

Sorry for the long rant.

Edited also to say: I get asked out still, even though I use a cane and stutter, so I don't just love him because he is my only option. I truly care about him and enjoy his company. He is silly and makes me laugh. But I know I can't wait forever and I am starting to make friends but it is hard when you can't drive. Just do not want pity.

Edited to say: I got the dogs, not to be mean but it was his choice not mine.

LatterDaySaint · 06-08-2010, 07:08 PM

I broke up with this chick a long time ago when I was still a kid (like 19). Recently we've become friends again on Facebook. We have a lot in common and we were really hitting it off. She became a good girl friend who I could share things that I wouldn't normally talk about with my other guy friends or even my wife.

I began wondering if maybe we were hitting it off a little too good after we started spending hours on the phone together or on MSN. We had grown up apart and now there was so much in common, I started feeling something again. I asked her about it and she sad she felt the same way.

I decided to meet up with her after all this time. I was nervous as hell! I didn't know if my marriage was about to end or what. I didn't know if we were going to end up fucking or talking but I was ready for whatever.

We met in the parking lot of a donut shop close to where she lived. The idea was once we saw eachother again we'd decide if I would follow her to a bar or back to her place depending on how the first face to face in years felt.

I saw her car from the road and purposely parked on the far side from her so that I could walk up and surprise her. I got out of the car and crossed the parking lot to where she was. She saw me as I rounded the front of her car.

Her face lit up and she jumped out of her car to come and hug me. Ther I froze in my fucking tracks!

This bitch must have put on at least 70 fucking pounds since the last time I saw her! Not only did she have the extra weight but she caried it in the worst possible way. Her neck had doubled and then trippled. Her bunt hung way over her belt. Her shit was fucking everywhere!

We hugged briefly and I agreed to follow her to a near by bar. She pulled her car to the edge of the road and turned left, I turned right. I un-friended her and deleted her phone number. I went home took a long shower and then fucked the living shit out of my wife.

All the feelings i started having for her again were shattered in the mini earthquake she caused while running over to hug me in that parking lot.

blackpussy · 06-09-2010, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by LatterDaySaint

I broke up with this chick a long time ago when I was still a kid (like 19). Recently we've become friends again on Facebook. We have a lot in common and we were really hitting it off. She became a good girl friend who I could share things that I wouldn't normally talk about with my other guy friends or even my wife.

I began wondering if maybe we were hitting it off a little too good after we started spending hours on the phone together or on MSN. We had grown up apart and now there was so much in common, I started feeling something again. I asked her about it and she sad she felt the same way.

I decided to meet up with her after all this time. I was nervous as hell! I didn't know if my marriage was about to end or what. I didn't know if we were going to end up fucking or talking but I was ready for whatever.

We met in the parking lot of a donut shop close to where she lived. The idea was once we saw eachother again we'd decide if I would follow her to a bar or back to her place depending on how the first face to face in years felt.

I saw her car from the road and purposely parked on the far side from her so that I could walk up and surprise her. I got out of the car and crossed the parking lot to where she was. She saw me as I rounded the front of her car.

Her face lit up and she jumped out of her car to come and hug me. Ther I froze in my fucking tracks!

This bitch must have put on at least 70 fucking pounds since the last time I saw her! Not only did she have the extra weight but she caried it in the worst possible way. Her neck had doubled and then trippled. Her bunt hung way over her belt. Her shit was fucking everywhere!

We hugged briefly and I agreed to follow her to a near by bar. She pulled her car to the edge of the road and turned left, I turned right. I un-friended her and deleted her phone number. I went home took a long shower and then fucked the living shit out of my wife.

All the feelings i started having for her again were shattered in the mini earthquake she caused while running over to hug me in that parking lot.

Your wife is a lucky lady my friend!

Bucho · 06-09-2010, 02:20 AM

Saying nobody should worry about their boyfriend hanging with the boyfriend's ex because "if the relationship's done then that should tell you the magic is gone between them" is ridiculous. The fear girls have is that their new boyfriend will cheat on them with their ex. It's a realistic fear to have because whatever magic has gone the desire to fuck an ex very, very often isn't.

And to be clear, in case anyretard's going to pick this up and make it into a straw man, no I'm not saying everyone should live in petrified fear and paranoia about their boy meeting up with his ex. I'm just saying that thinking the end of a relationship means the end of sexual attraction is a ludicrously naive thing. So naive I'm sure I must have been mistaken in what Keith and Chemda were getting at, because they're the last people I'd have labelled that way.

And to be ultra clear, in case anyretard's going to pick this up and say, "Oh, there goes Bucho projecting": Yes, I've fucked exes before. No I've never slept around on any of the three serious girlfriends I've had and as far as I know I've never been cheated on either.

thepetek · 06-09-2010, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

and as far as I know I've never been cheated on either.

Eesh, I really wish you had read that email I sent before you posted this. Remember that fine little German Shepard from Timaru? Yeah, she wasn't actually flying to LA to try out for some sort of Rin Tin Tin reboot movie. She and I sorta hit it off online, I guess you were at work, and one thing led to another and she was, uh, actually visiting me. Anyway, sent you an email explaining everything and saying I was sorry. I just couldn't help myself, she was a REAL bitch. Oh when I think back on...but you don't need to hear this. Again. Sorry.

Medium Brumski · 06-09-2010, 06:14 AM

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06-08-2010, 02:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
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06-08-2010, 03:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
BrownEyedBtch Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 879	My only truly significant ex is still a friend, though we admittedly are not too much in contact anymore. Even though we are not a couple anymore, the things that made us friends in the first place are still there - he is funny, entertaining, enjoys a lot of the same things I do, and I enjoy his company. For a while we could not be in the same room because we'd either fight or fuck, two things we needed to stop doing in order to be friends. It took time, but he is still very special to me.
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Dean from Australia Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 1,297	I had a wife, she got bored, fucked someone else, she left, we shared a dog, I told her we couldn't do this anymore, I took the dog, she wanted to come back, I said no...
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thepetek Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: JC, NY Posts: 1,076	I guess if Elton John wanted to make a statement at or about Limbaugh's wedding, he could have brought his husband/civil partner/whatever the legal term is as his +1.
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06-08-2010, 05:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
MadMaddy Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: North Carolina Posts: 46	I was/have been married for 18 years, when I had a stroke he stayed for a year. We have now been separated over year. We used to laugh all the time, no kids...had dogs instead. We had great, fun sex, shared most of the same beliefs and had fun debating the ones we didn't exactly agree on. We both grew up in really fucked up families so we really got each other and made our own family. A year after I got sick he told me he didn't feel the same way and wanted to go into private therapy. We still talk everyday and he says I am still his best friend we laugh the same as always...it has taken a lot to get us here. I feel betrayed. I would never have left him when he was sick. I can't drive anymore because of the seizures, I know he loves me, I do. I also know people handle things differently. I don't think there is someone else and he makes noises like he wants to come back. I can't live alone now because I have so many seizures now. Sometimes you can't tell I am sick, but sometimes it is bad and very obvious. I had to move to North Carolina to live with my family and I had to leave all my friends that I made as an adult so this was hard for me. I am lonely without my friends but I am so much stronger than I knew. After that, I still don't blame him, I still think of him as my best friend and love him. I used to laugh and say if we ever left each other his hair would be on fire because I don't believe in that friends with ex's bullshit but I guess this proved me wrong. I love him so much more that I thought I could. He says life is so sad without me there and he talks to me all the time like I am there when I am not. So yea, I do believe you can be friends with an ex. Sorry for the long rant. Edited also to say: I get asked out still, even though I use a cane and stutter, so I don't just love him because he is my only option. I truly care about him and enjoy his company. He is silly and makes me laugh. But I know I can't wait forever and I am starting to make friends but it is hard when you can't drive. Just do not want pity. Edited to say: I got the dogs, not to be mean but it was his choice not mine. Last edited by MadMaddy; 06-08-2010 at 06:16 PM.
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LatterDaySaint Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 51	I broke up with this chick a long time ago when I was still a kid (like 19). Recently we've become friends again on Facebook. We have a lot in common and we were really hitting it off. She became a good girl friend who I could share things that I wouldn't normally talk about with my other guy friends or even my wife. I began wondering if maybe we were hitting it off a little too good after we started spending hours on the phone together or on MSN. We had grown up apart and now there was so much in common, I started feeling something again. I asked her about it and she sad she felt the same way. I decided to meet up with her after all this time. I was nervous as hell! I didn't know if my marriage was about to end or what. I didn't know if we were going to end up fucking or talking but I was ready for whatever. We met in the parking lot of a donut shop close to where she lived. The idea was once we saw eachother again we'd decide if I would follow her to a bar or back to her place depending on how the first face to face in years felt. I saw her car from the road and purposely parked on the far side from her so that I could walk up and surprise her. I got out of the car and crossed the parking lot to where she was. She saw me as I rounded the front of her car. Her face lit up and she jumped out of her car to come and hug me. Ther I froze in my fucking tracks! This bitch must have put on at least 70 fucking pounds since the last time I saw her! Not only did she have the extra weight but she caried it in the worst possible way. Her neck had doubled and then trippled. Her bunt hung way over her belt. Her shit was fucking everywhere! We hugged briefly and I agreed to follow her to a near by bar. She pulled her car to the edge of the road and turned left, I turned right. I un-friended her and deleted her phone number. I went home took a long shower and then fucked the living shit out of my wife. All the feelings i started having for her again were shattered in the mini earthquake she caused while running over to hug me in that parking lot. __________________ At age seven I often saw a pornographic poster on a teenage neighbor’s wall. It left an impression in my mind that I could not forget. Unworthy thoughts led me to develop an unworthy habit I felt I couldn’t break.
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06-09-2010, 02:20 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	Saying nobody should worry about their boyfriend hanging with the boyfriend's ex because "if the relationship's done then that should tell you the magic is gone between them" is ridiculous. The fear girls have is that their new boyfriend will cheat on them with their ex. It's a realistic fear to have because whatever magic has gone the desire to fuck an ex very, very often isn't. And to be clear, in case anyretard's going to pick this up and make it into a straw man, no I'm not saying everyone should live in petrified fear and paranoia about their boy meeting up with his ex. I'm just saying that thinking the end of a relationship means the end of sexual attraction is a ludicrously naive thing. So naive I'm sure I must have been mistaken in what Keith and Chemda were getting at, because they're the last people I'd have labelled that way. And to be ultra clear, in case anyretard's going to pick this up and say, "Oh, there goes Bucho projecting": Yes, I've fucked exes before. No I've never slept around on any of the three serious girlfriends I've had and as far as I know I've never been cheated on either.
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